Chapter 25

an: back to whiches and wizards and normal riting styles (i rewatched avpm todae can u tell?) thx to rose for editing.

Cuthie was cring rly hard and I wus scared that I had hert him with the red mountain dew michaelmellly. It was p full of chemecals so I could see how it could be harmful to Crutchie's brain.

"crytcho mi dude r u gucci?" I whispered gentlegayly.

He shook his hed. "im so sososososososossosososo sorree I didn mean it i promise it wasnt me talking it was that auful brain computer squid. im so sorree pls don't h8t me Jack i didn mean anything I said I swear im so sorry." he buried his face into my shirt and start sobbing.

"shh no it ok I know it wasn't u Crutceipple it was the evil SQUIP but it ded now." I said comfortinggayly, running my fingers thru his hair and holding him tight.

"It still screaming it's dying but it hurt it and it hurt me two I have the worst headaik I think Imma dye." he cried inpainly.

"No u will be fine I promise there may be voice in ur head but the loudest won is urs." I whispered.

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He stayed silent and it startd to rain clichely while he sobbed ohmynewspaperhesstraightuphuggingmeatthispointimtoogayforthishelply into my shirt so I was gettin wet from multipel tings

Suddenly he choked out "I remember."

"Wat do u remember?" I replasked confusedly.

"I I I remember wen I was wierd from the trackerjacker vemon. I remember wat you sed to me. And… than u kissed me." he said notlookingupatmely.

My face went redder than Sarah's blood wen she blue up and I was suddenly glad that Curychoe wasn't looking up at me. I tryed to make an excuse. "Dzadeh- uh…. I-"

He suddenly lifted hiself up and put his hands on my face and 4 a second I was scared that the SQUIP survive and was going to snap my neck. But instead he leaned forward and

Holy newspaper. Holy actual newspaper. Holy newspapering newspaper in newspaper up above. Holy newspapercheek on a newspapering newspaper. He's kissing me. Crushie is kissing me. On the lips. With his lips. On my lips. Holy newspaper. I'm too gay to function write now. Holy. Newspaper. Oh my newspaper. He actualy likes me back? HE ACTUALLY LIKES ME BACK? HOLY NEWSPAPER? He's a really good kisser too omn ahhhhhhh Crutchie luvs me back and he's actually kissing me oh my newspaper.

I was shookethed homosexually but held him tighter bc holy newspaper I've been dreaming of dis day? Oh my newspaper? I don't want this to stawp like ever even though they showing the fallen tributes rn and it's raining rlly newspapering hard and we're getting rlly wet? I kissed him back kissingly and we kept kissing for like five whole minutes and it was newspapering amasing and very very without a shadow of a hedgehog gay. Like gayer than a production of Falsettos on a rainbow during pride month gay.

Finally he puled away and I was sad cause I wanted to keep kissing him bc he a rly good kisser but he pressed his forehead to my forehead witch was nice I gayess. "Sorree I uh have been wantign to do that a long time." he said.

"Me too" I said obviously.

He locked at me. "Ya so I've been in love wit u this entire time two."

"Cool beans does this mean were boyf riends now?" I asked gayandinshookly.

"Newspaper ya my manz but let's not tell anyone since if we doo u kno Katherine and albert are gonna make fun of us immaturely" he replyed and I squeeled but it was in my head so he didn hear thank god.

And then we went back to kissin for a while and it was great and amasing and oh my newspaper I can't believe im kissing Crutchiey omn and hes my bf now too I guess omn ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

an: yey they finalytogeter yeyeyeyeyeye ya i wuz gonna wait later to get em together but I decide to do it now bc I high key ship jacrutchie hardcorely it my otp. Also me n rose saw bandstand on monday and honestly im still shook.