"AHH!" Naruto shouted.
He put down the remote, a bit too harshly on the floor. He lost, again.
"You! You've been playing while I was gone."
Boruto gave him a big toothy smile, happy to have win against his dad. Naruto sniffed and took back the remote, ready for his revenge. Next to him, on her belly, her feet on her father's legs, Himawari was drawing. With a crayon in her mouth and another behind her ear, she was focusing on her choice between her pencils.
In the kitchen, Hinata was cooking the diner. Rice and fish were ready and she had to do the vegetables.
"Himawari, Boruto, can you set the table?" Hinata asked.
Himawari was the first one to react for hide her drawing from everybody. It's a surprise. Boruto screamed when Naruto paused the game.
"Your mother called you."
Mumbling, Boruto left and helped his sister.
Once everything was ready, the family sat and said "bon appétit".
The kids told about their adventures in the garden, the new games they invented with their friends then they asked Naruto questions. What did he see? Where did he go? Did he see all the kage?
Their eyes started to sparkle when Naruto told them that the kages were the most powerful ninja and they were all his friends.
Hinata laid her cheek on her hand, her elbow on the table. Closing her eyes, she listened to Naruto filling their children's mind of dreams to achieve.
She jumped when the children got up, making noise with their chairs.
"Don't you forget something?" she said, fully awake.
The two children stopped and looked at their father. Naruto sat back in his chair and crossed his arms on his chest.
"You mother asked you something."
Boruto poured while Himawari started to remove her bowl, her glass and her chopsticks. They put everything in the sink and before they could realise that Naruto was behind them, he had them in his arms. On his shoulder, Himawari grabbed his hair with her hands while Boruto was lift by his father's arm around his waist
"Tou-chan, stop!"
Hinata looked at Naruto carrying his children like they weren't heavy. She heard the complaints continue in the stairs then in the bathroom. She smiled while washing the dishes. She heard a door closing then footsteps in the stairs. She turned around and saw Naruto coming in a rush to her.
"I hope mama could join us in the bath." he whispered against her ear.
He kissed her cheek and went back to the bathroom where they could hear impatience screams.
Just before closing the door, he turned around, put a finger on his lips and winked, a smile on his lips. He left Hinata open-mouthed
Despite all those years of marriage, he could still destabilize Hinata. Proud of himself, he opened the bathroom door and saw that his children had already open the bath tap.
"Are you going to leave you clothes on the floor?"
As he spoke, Himawari and Boruto took their clothes and throw them in the basket.
"Where's kaa-chan?" Boruto asked, looking at his dad.
"Tou-chan, hurry up! The bath'll get cold!" Himawari exclaimed, clapping the water.
The water noise and their screamed were loud in Naruto's head. He approached them and put both of his hands on their mouths.
"It's not because you're shouting that time will speed up. She finish with the dishes and then she'll come. Plus, you know your mother doesn't like when you yell."
The two children rapidly nobbed. Naruto let go of them and stood up for remove his clothes. Boruto and Himawari turned and grabbed some toys.
Boruto took a plastic frog and put his goggles on his forehead. Himawari took two plastic lions and a plastic bucket. They went up the little stairs and then jumped in the bath. This slashed their father.
Pushing Himawari towards Boruto, Naruto sat in the bath.
"Don't forget to wash your hair and your chest, papa." Himawari said. "They are very dirty after a mission."
Naruto rose an eyebrow.
"You're the one who said that." Himawari explained.
Suddenly, Naruto froze. He was indeed the one who had said that to Hinata after she came back from a mission. However, they were alone in the bath and Naruto had washed more than just Hinata's hair and chest.
Did it mean that his children were spying like Ero-sennin?
"Tou-chan are you ok? You're pretty pale." Boruto noticed.
Himawari poured her bucket full of water on Naruto's head.
"The hair are done." she said with a beautiful smile.
"Hima, were you eavesdropping?"
"Of course not!" Himawari exclaimed. "Mama said it's very bad to that, right onii-chan."
"Yeah." Boruto recalled perfectly this conversation.
Naruto relaxed and a little smile appeared on his lips. Of course Hinata already took the lead and told to their children about pother people intimacy.
"What can I do without you, Hinata?" he thought "Probably nothing."
Himawari poured another bucket on his head.
"Oh! I thought the hair was done."
"It's onii-chan who told me to do it."
"It's not because you think about kaa-chan like that that she'll come quickly." Boruto explained and crossed his arms on his chest.
"But I wasn't ..." Naruto innocently started.
"Mama!" Himawari exclaimed.
Hinata closed the door behind her. She quickly removed her clothes, put her hair in a hair band and sat in the bath.
"Kaa-chan do you want to play with me?" Boruto asked with a blush.
"Of course." she smiled.
"So you'll be the one I have to save. And my mission which it's been giving to me and Gamatitsu, it's to protect you from tou-chan." Boruto chuckled evilly.
"Me?" Naruto exclaimed.
"Onii-chan, papa already play with me. You can't have him.
"But no ..."
"Boruto! Leave your sister alone!" Naruto pushed Boruto's hand away from Himawari.
Feeling a headache coming, Hinata massaged her forehead.
"Tell me you three. When are you going to stop screaming?" she asked, losing her cool.
A deadful silence fell in the room. Boruto moved away from Hinata as slowly as he could while Himawari look for protection into Naruto's arms who was completely panicking.
"Thank you very much" Hinata added.
With a smile, she laid a bit her back and relaxed in the bath.