Shadus: Lol, I didn't bother to use my old username Shdwfrsttln meister.
Jayfeather: Then why are you bothering to say Shdwfrsttln meister?
Shadus: No I did not say Shdwfrsttln meister. I wrote Shdwfrsttln meister. A code name for Shadowfrosttalon meister mage.
Jayfeather: Now you know Fairy Tail? How many animes do you watch? And why do you write these sentences which makes me look as if I know what is an anime and in the name of Starclan is an anime?
Author: I do not own warrior cats, Erin Hunter does. I also do not own Goldpelt, Hawkfire, Falconswoop, Loststream, Icarly. That was the disclaimer. And I also keep forgetting people. On with RSS 25!
Jayfeather: WAIT!
Goldpelt: Hello and welcome back to the Random Senders Show.
Shadowclaw: With your co-host Shadowclaw!
Sandpelt: And another co-host named Sandpelt, me, speaking.
Redstripe from the lab: And a lab technician speaking to you audience and viewers.
Goldpelt: And possibly reviewers.
Deathbringer: Is this the part where I shoot the next one to speak with this 'force' gun?
Fred: Hey guys it's- *gets hit by force bullet* EEEEEEEEEP!
Shadowclaw and Onestar: Hey EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Sandpelt: And still stuck here with idiots.
Firestar: I am explosive!
Goldpelt: Oh by the way, the random chapter that says Random Senders Show New was a bad mistake, it wasn't worth posting it here.
Shadowclaw: *whacks female Firestar* I prefer her normal.
Firestar: Ow! What happened?
Onestar: Do you really want to know?
Shadowclaw: Not much.
Goldpelt: Welcome, welcome to the Random Senders Show.
Sandpelt: With the packages to be sent, I'll send a special package to a random Shadowclan kit.
Shadowclan dirtplace...
Shadowclan kit holding a shaver with shaving cream: I'm gonna be just like father.
Few minutes later...
Blackstar: Cats of Shadowclan, we are gathered here today for the burial of Stupidkit.
Shadowclan she-cat: His name is Stoopeedkit! This is all your fault Windtalon.
Windtalon: He was so young. *bows head down*
Stupidkit: Hey guys, sup?
Everybody else: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN!
Shadowclan she-cat: YOU'RE ALIVE! *hugs Stupidkit*
Stupidkit: GASP *faints*
Shadowclan she-cat: NO! WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DIE?
Windtalon: I can blame that all to you, Dawnpelt.
Dawnpelt: WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?
Annoyed kit: Why couldn't it be mom.
Stupidkit: *rises* auggh. Brains...
Everybody else: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Rowanclaw: IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!
Tigerheart: THAT'S A TYPE 1 ZOMBIE!
Everybody: *stares at him*
Tigerheart: I admit that I play too much video games.
Stupidkit: *laughs* THAT WAS SO FUNNY! You guys are so stupid. HAHAHAHA!
Rowanclaw: *comes out of nowhere with a bat* DIE *hits Stupidkit*
Stupidkit: Ow.
Rowanclaw: Oh you're alive... ZOMBIE!
Stupidkit: Nice try, but that was pretty lame *gets bitten by zombie behind him*AAAAAAAHHH!
Rowanclaw: AAAAAAAAH! *kills Stupidkit with bat*
Tigerheart: AAAAAAAAAH! *pulls out machine gun and ballistic knife* GRAAAAH! *charges at zombie*
Stupidkit: Gasp... need... air...
Dawnpelt: HE GOT COOTIES!
Random cats come in with guns.
Russetfur: Who's the carrier? WHO'S THE CARRIER?
Rowanclaw: *points at Stupidkit*
Russetfur: *grabs Stupidkit and brings him inside a den*
Stupidkit: I WANT MY MOMMY!
She-cat: There there, everything will be alright soon.
Russetfur: FOR THE MOTHERLAND! *hits Stupidkit with axe repeatedly*
Zombie bites Russetfur and zombie Dawnpelt bites Rowanclaw.
Random kit: Pickkit picked his nose.
Tawnypelt: It's too late! It already expanded.
Blackstar: We got only one choice left.
A nuclear bomb drops toward them.
Rowanclaw: *crawls toward Blackstar* I ALWAYS LOVED YOU BLACKSTAR!
Blackstar: THE INFECTED ARE ATTACKING!
Tawnypelt: *pads toward Rowanclaw dragging an axe*
SFX – Nuclear bomb exploding.
Facility...
Shadowclaw: Hehehe LOL!
Sandpelt: Idiots. But Stupidkit deserved the zombie that bit her.
Goldpelt: Wasn't Stupidkit a tom cat?
Sandpelt: ...
Fred: Ow...
Redstripe: I can hear from the author's brain he's listening to random music.
Deathbringer: Well what is it?
Shadowclaw: Nothing ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
Fred and Redstripe: THE HAAAARDWARE STORE!
Deathbringer and Sandpelt: ...
Onestar and Firestar: ...
Author: Don't judge me by my actions.
Sandpelt: Is it good that the author drinks coffee?
Deathbringer: What's the worst thing that could happen?
Carly: Why are we here in a place of talking cats?
Sam: This is actually pretty cool.
Freddie: Talking cats, we'll be famous for showing them.
Sandpelt: Seriously author? Icarly?
Carly: They just said our web show name.
Sam: I don't think we have to worry about that, look, a buffet table.
Deathbringer: Let's send in the packages while we fix this.
Dark forest...
Hawkfrost: Lalalalalala... HOLY FU* * *a whale falls on him*
Whale: I don't get paid enough.
Tigerstar: Is this-
Hawkfrost: Yes, I'm squished by a giant whale and slowly dying.
Bone: I thought were already dead?
Darkstripe: Yeah.
Tigerstar: IT'S WHALE MAIL!
A bomb comes out of the whale.
Darkstripe, Hawkfrost, Bone and Tigerstar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SFX – Explosion
Facility...
Sandpelt: It's a typical explosion that the author loves.
Shadowclaw and Onestar: Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Sandpelt: That hardware song really got them going.
Redstripe: They sure did.
Deathbringer: This song is awesome.
Firestar: *glares at Onestar*
Onestar: *stops dancing and singing* what? It's catchy.
Sandpelt: At least there are two maybe three, sane people besides me.
Redstripe: Let's send the next package.
Deathbringer: Must use the force.
Fred: Does the sane person counts as me? If I'm correct, I'll be screaming for joy.
Firestar: I'm heading back to the clans.
Shadowclaw: No wait, you're the guests.
Onestar and Fred: I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
Deathbringer: HAARDWARE STORE!
Sandpelt: And it's down to two sane people in the facility.
Goldpelt: I just went to use the dirtplace.
Redstripe: And were back to three.
Deathbringer: THE FORCE *chokes Redstripe with beer*
Redstripe: GASP *chokes* uhh. *hyper mode activated* HIHIHIHIHIHI!
Deathbringer, Redstripe, Onestar, Shadowclaw and Fred: Nothing ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Goldpelt: Umm...
Sandpelt: And were done to two sane living beings in the facility.
Carly: Were leaving beings too.
Sam: This chilli is really good.
Freddie: That doesn't look like it. Look, chocolate chips *eats a chocolate chip*
Redstripe: I GOTTA GO! *jumps outside an open window*
Loststream: Is this a good time to visit?
Hawkfire: Doesn't look like it, right Falconswoop? Falconswoop? *turns around*
Deathbringer, Falconswoop, Onestar, Shadowclaw and Fred: Nothing ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Goldpelt: Security, please hunt down Redstripe he drank alcohol again.
Loststream: Do I get to bring Breezey along. *shows Breezepelt attached to her in a handcuffs*
Breezepelt: Help me.
Sandpelt: We would if our pay check won't be lowered.
Goldpelt: Well, you two are enough to hunt down Redstripe, and yes Loststream.
Breezepelt: Please, I'm begging you.
Loststream: I love you too Breezey.
Camera changes screen.
Shadowclaw: Hello, welcome to my workout show. We are going to exercise. First we are going to demonstrate situps. *does 5 situps* see, it's just easy. It may get you tired quickly *drinks an entire bottle of water* next up, jumping jacks *performs 3 jumping jacks* this might make you tired quickly. *falls down unconscious*
Camera changes screen.
Sandpelt: Please ignore that random thing we showed you.
Shadowclaw: They didn't really see me.
Goldpelt: Next package has been sent.
Windclan camp...
Crowfeather: Onestar is missing so I will be the leader.
Ashfoot: I'm the deputy.
Crowfeather: *pours invisible paint on Ashfoot* any questions?
Windclan cat: You're right, Ashfoot is missing.
Ashfoot: I'm right here.
Windclan cat: GHOST!
Crowfeather: I will now be known as Crowstar, Watchpaw, you watch too much television.
A box falls in front of him.
Crowstar: I could only predict that what is inside this package is anything that is explosive, pain giving, genderswapping, mutant zombie or whatever. I'm prepared for pain.
A rabbit comes out of it.
Watchpaw: Ooh, a rabbit. *approaches rabbit*
Crowstar: Wait.
Rabbit: *mouth turns huge with sharp teeth and eats Watchpaw*
Watchpaw: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT ATE ME! Ooh, a TV.
Crowstar: I knew it was a cat-eating-rabbit.
Heathertail: One of the warriors are eating a rabbit.
Crowstar: Not that. RUN AWAY *runs away*
More rabbits comes out of the packages.
SFX – Windclan cats screaming
Facility...
Goldpelt: It seems Crowfea-star, is getting more and more accurate about the packages.
Sandpelt: It seems, now help me turn off the Hardware store music.
Shadowclaw: You must locate it first.
Falconswoop, Fred, Onestar and Firestar: I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
Sandpelt: This song is mocking me.
Hawkfire dragging Redstripe: Found him at the TV store.
Loststream dragging Breezepelt: Breezey, don't you like me?
Breezepelt: NO YOU STUPID- *mouth gets covered by pacifier*
Deathbringer behind them: What? He deserved that.
Goldpelt: Now we shall continue the sho-
Flash of light.
Shadefrost: I'm back.
Acidkit: ME TOO!
Sandpelt: Mind explaining this?
Shadefrost: Goldpelt sent me a broken teleport that sent me to a different universe far away from here. But I did mastered my teleportation powers there and I can now- *disappears*
Shadowclaw: Where did he go?
Shadefrost: Not above the ceiling that's for sure.
Goldpelt: I almost took over the show enough for me to invade it.
Redstripe: That doesn't make sense. I figured out that you were trying to invade the show when I rechecked the reviews and I saw one of your reviews. But you tried to make Deathbringer make me choke in amnesia beer. But he switched it for normal ones.
Deathbringer: I take over the scenes.
Fred: Any reason why those three are still here.
Acidkit: HII!
Sam: Let's go Carly.
Freddie: This is getting freaky.
Carly: Let's go.
Goldpelt: *devious smile* not yet. *turns Icarly cast to trophies*
Deathbringer: Cool, could you turn Fred into one too?
Fred: Hey!
Shadefrost: You'll pay for your evil deeds.
Hawkfire: Security is in the facility. Ready to capture*gets squished by piano* oop.
Hollyleaf with machete: ...
Scourge: *still female*I told you that would work.
Loststream: This is easy, I handled many intruders in my show. I just have to *gets frozen*
Cloudtail: *comes out of the shadows* It's a shame that I always get forgotten after I wanted revenge on this show.
Sandpelt: Falconswoop, chiua-... What happened to Falconswoop?
Falconswoop: This pudding is delicious. *grabs 4 more pudding bowls*
Hollyleaf: That addictive pudding always work. Too bad the one THAT GOT ME HIT BY AN ION CANNON DIDN'T EAT IT.
Deathbringer: I said I was sorry.
Scourge: My evil plan still worked.
Fred: The Hardware music stopped.
Goldpelt: I was controlling it the whole time. *evil smile* this would be easy to take over. Laugh at me, now.
Shadefrost: You're an idiot.
Goldpelt, Hollyleaf, Scourge and Cloudtail: *disappears*
Shadefrost: I can teleport anything.
Everybody else becomes normal.
Deathbringer: I'm back on my own annoying death loving yet stylish self.
Dragon breaks in.
Deathbringer: Oh hey Doombringer. It's been awhile.
Freddy: It's a dragon, this is so awesome.
Sam: Lame.
Carly: Oh my gosh.
Doombringer: *grabs Freddy and flies away*
Sam: Cool.
Carly: FREDDY *chases dragon*
Doombringer: I do not appreciate being called dragon, I have a name.
Sam: A talking one, cool.
Carly: *glares at Sam*
Sam: I have to chase Freddy don't I?
Shadowclaw: I'm back to my umm, self?
Sandpelt: Back to my sane calm, wise self.
Fred: BACK TO MY SCREAMING SELF TOO!
Redstripe: Ow, my ears. Good thing I'm normal again. It's always good to be smart. *answers a phone ringing beside* OK. Fine, I'll do it. *puts down phone* never mind.
Hawkfire: I'm normal! Not injured either.
Onestar: Yes, I'm not singing!
Firestar: How come I'm still female?
Shadefrost: Because you prefer that.
Firestar: That's ... Right...
Loststream: Breezey, warm me from the freezing ice!
Breezepelt: GASP! NEED AIR!
Falconswoop: Aww, that pudding was delicious.
Shadefrost: Audience, excuse us from the lack of package request and humour but this scene was made so the next episode will make more sense and be funnier. Please send in reviews to motivate us and the author.
Redstripe: Wait, you teleported Goldpelt and his minions?
Shadefrost: Yeah.
Sandpelt and Deathbringer: To where?
Shadefrost: To-
Shadus: That's all for now, reviews motivate me.