Year 1 - Political Power
Now that we know that Peridot's comin' for us. We know that we must stop her any way we can, starting by getting rid of her robots.
(Pearl sets down machine and slightly examines it.)
Pearl: *to self* Hmm, this spot should be safe. *to Amethyst* Amethyst, do you have the robonoid? *Amethyst kicks the robonoid to Pearl as Garnet follows her*
Amethyst: Yeah, don't worry about it.
Pearl: Amethyst, I just repaired that. (the robonoid gets up, but Amethyst steps on it)
Amethyst: Yeah yeah, it's fine.
Pearl: Ugh! Okay, we have everything we need for the experiment and Steven *looks at Temple* is home fast *looks down and sees Steven* asle-e-eep?!
Steven: *waves* Hey guys.
Me: DAH! Steven! What are you doing up this late?!
Steven: What? I don't want to miss... whatever this is. What is this?
Amethyst: *to Steven* Pearl got lonely, so she made herself a robot friend.
Pearl: *annoyed* It's not a robot friend, it's a-
Me: Robo-NOID friend.
Pearl: Will you two cut that out! This is serious! (clears her throat) Anyways, it's a robot disruptor. It should produce a localized energy blast so when Peridot shows up to... *thinking of an excuse* ... meet with us, we'll have something that can knock out all her robonoids. (Pearl drops robonoid in front of the machine and proudly holds the remote* Now stand back everyone! (Pearl presses a button and the machine activates and sends out a very powerful signal that knocks the gems and me off our feet and shuts off all electricity in Beach City.)
Everyone: UGH! *gets blown by the shock wave*
Steven: We did it!
Me: Did what, exactly? (The robonoid gets up unaffected.)
Amethyst: Ugh. *falls back down*
Steven: Well, you knocked out all the lights in town.
Pearl: *a little embarrassed* Steven, that was not the point of the- *sighs* Alright, that was a start! Now I'm going to need to take some parts out of the washing machine. Steven, you might have to wear the same shirt for a while.
Steven: No problem! (takes off his shirt to reveal a second shirt underneath.)
Me: Do you always wear two shirts?
The very next day, the power was still out all over town and It was starting to make everyone fill up with worry. Our dim-witted Mayor Dewey went over to Steven's to talk about this concern.
Steven: (There is a knock at the door) Huh? (He opens it, revealing Mayor Dewey) Mayor Dewey?
Mayor Dewey: Hello there young Universe. Any of your sisters home?
Steven: My... sisters?
Mayor Dewey: Your caretakers! You know...the tall one, the purple one, the hot one. (I dashed over on cue)
Me: You rang?
Mayor Dewey: Are you the purple one, or the tall one?
Me: I'm the whole package baby. *slicks hair*
Mayor Dewey: *sighs* Look, the power is out and I've been mayor long enough to know they had something to do with it.
Steven: *confused* My sisters?
Mayor Dewey: Is there anyone else I can talk to about this?
Steven: *turns towards the inside of the house* Pearl!
Pearl: *from inside the house* Coming! (Mayor Dewey blushes while fixing his collar.) Oh, can I help you?
Mayor Dewey: *dumbfounded* Yes. *comes to senses* Oh hi! *business-like* Beach city is currently experiencing a wide spread power outage-
Pearl: Oh, don't worry about that, the power should be back on as early as tonight or as late as... never.
Mayor Dewey: Never coming back?!
Pearl: Yes?
Mayor Dewey: No, no, no! It has to come back! The people of Beach City can't handle a situation like this; they need their electronic distractions so they won't know that this town is a magnet for disaster!
Pearl: Oh, don't be dramatic. I saw humans get on fine without power for millennia. You used to hunt and gather, ha ha, what happened to that?
Me: It's called "evolution", Pearl. They came a long way.
Mayor Dewey: Your sister is right! You don't understand! Sure, things seem calm now in the light of day, but when the sun goes down *serious voice* so does the town!
Steven: He's right. Mayor Dewey, this is our responsibility, we'll help you clean up this mess.
Garnet: *from inside the house* No we won't!
Me: Don't worry, Mr. Dewey. You can trust on me and Steven to cover you.
Mayor Dewey: I'm not asking you to cover for me. I'm asking you to keep the town calm.
Me: *Pats Dewey's head* Whatever keeps you up at night, pal. *keeps rubbing his head* Wow your head is smooth.
[Trans. Mayor Dewey's van driving down the boardwalk]
Mayor Dewey: All right, we gotta go do damage control now or the boardies are going to get restless.
Steven: Boardies?
Mayor Dewey: Hello, youth resident of Beach City.
Sadie: Is everything all right?
Lars: You mean besides the power knocking out the freezer, *throws a box of melted ice cream* ugh, and melting all this ice cream?
Steven: *shocked* What?! Ice cream!? (Lars sits on boxes of melted ice cream.)
Lars: It's a real pain in the- (Lars sits on the boxes of melted ice cream, and gets some on his pants.) Wahh! Ugh...
Me: *laughs* Ha! He ice creamed his pants. *Lars blushed in embarassment*
Sadie: I'd offer you some but it's pretty soupy.
Steven: You do?
Mayor Dewey: Of course! The power will be back and the freezers will be working by sundown. No need to cry over frozen milk. Here. (He hands Sadie a glow stick and election button.) I'll catch you kids on the side that flips.
Me: I find it annoying how you relate to people.
Mayor Dewey: You take care now.
Steven: See ya later.
Sadie: Thanks for the glow stick.
[Back in the Mayor's van]
Steven: So everything is going to be okay?
Mayor Dewey: What? No.
Me: What do you mean no?
Steven: You lied to them?!
Mayor Dewey: Look boys, it's not lying when you're the mayor - it's politics.
Steven: It is?
Me: It's true. I mean, look at Donald Trump.
Mayor Dewey: Exactly. Let me tell you something, when you work for the government, you can't control what happens in the world, but you can control how people feel about.
Me: Election campaigns in a nutshell.
Mayor Dewey: That's the real weight I carry, making the good people of Beach City feel better, safer, more secure.
Steven: But-
Mayor Dewey: What's my other option? Let the people panic and riot? That didn't work out so well for Ocean Town.
Me: Ocean town?
Steven: I've never head of Ocean Town.
Mayor Dewey: Exactly! That's why you've got to give the people something to believe in. When they see my giant head on this car rolling down the boardwalk they think: "Here comes help!". Well, some people think: "Here comes that exterminator guy." But then they realize its me - their mayor! Have you seen that exterminator truck with a head on it? He's totally copying me.
Steven: Uh...
Mayor Dewey: *gives me and Steven brown paper bags filled with election buttons and glow sticks* Here, take these. (Mayor Dewey parks the van in front of a large group of people arguing, clears his throat and speak into the megaphone) Attention, my good citizens. As you may or may not be aware of, there is a power outage affecting all of Beach City Area proper.
Nanefua: *sarcastically* Oh, really?
Mayor Dewey: This problem is just a temporary one - not a big worry at all. Things could be worse - we could be in Ocean Town. (Some uneasy glances and hushed laughs ripple through the crowd.)
Mr. Fryman: *jokingly* Too soon!
Mayor Dewey: Anyway, the power will be back on by sundown so in the meantime, just enjoy this beautiful, peaceful day outside. The power will be back on before you know it, I promise. (The crowd murmurs in approval.)
Nanefua: I trust this man!
Mayor Dewey: *whispers to Steven and me* Okay, make sure everyone gets a button and a glow stick. *faces the crowd while waving and grinning nervously*
Steven: *walks to the Pizza family and gives them buttons and glow sticks* Have a glow stick. Here you go. Here. *walks towards Greg*
Greg: Oh, hey, Schtoo-ball. You get some sort of secret government internship I need to know about?
Me: We're not authorized to say.
Steven: *laughs nervously* Here. *hands Greg a button and a glow stick*
Greg: Apparently you can't have too many 'Mayor Dewey' buttons. Sounds like I'm not gonna be needing this glow stick though. *returns glow stick to Steven* See ya later, buddy!
Steven: *dismayed* But... Dad! *softly* No-o-o-o...
[back at the Crystal Temple]
That night, Steven paused his patrol with Dewey. While me and the gems talk strategy.
Amethyst: So what if she shows up with more? I say we just mash 'em all!
Me: I admire your "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude, Amethyst. But were dealing with Homeworld here.
Garnet: She's right. It's not just the robonoids. According to Lapis, she's going to have backup.
Pearl: Who knows what she's going to have? We won't stand a chance against their weapons. But, if we can just knock them out...
Garnet: It's not about the robonoids, Pearl! She's coming with other gems! (Steven is shocked at Garnet's statement.)
Amethyst: Says who?! Who cares?! What does Lapis even know?! (Steven climbs the steps.)
Garnet: Calm down, Amethyst!
Amethyst: You calm downnnnn... (She spots Steven) Uhhh, hey! (Pearl turns to face Steven as Amethyst walks up to him) Look who it is! I-I-i-it's Steven! *laughs before putting her arm around Steven's shoulders* Our best friend, Steven! What are you doing here, buddy?
Steven: *slowly* I live here. Is everything okay?
Pearl: *nervously* Of course.
Garnet: In fact, we were just about to play... cards.
Pearl: Yes! Cards.
Amethyst: Wanna play "War"? (Pearl growls in warning) I mean "Peace?"
Steven: Yeah! But... how are we gonna play cards in the dark?
Garnet: We can light a fire in the fireplace.
Pearl: Yes! Like Early Man.
Amethyst: *ruffles Steven's hair* C'mon, "Early Man."
As we enter back inside, Steven walks over to the balcony and holding a Mayor Dewey button towards the setting sun. And the mayor's statement buzzes around Steven's head: "When the sun goes down, so does..."
Steven: The town... (I paused and walked towards him, we both nodded, knowing what must be done)
[Camera shows the Big Donut, the Ferris wheel, and the arcade, before panning towards a discontent crowd]
Steven: (runs toward the crowd) Oh my gosh!
Peedee Fryman: *angry* How come there's still no power?
Jenny Pizza: You said it would be on by sundown!
Mayor Dewey: *nervously* Everyone just calm down. I'm sure if we just talk rationally, we can come to an agreement.
Nanefua: No agreement! You promised us!
Mr. Fryman: Without power, I can't take care of my family! *gestures to Peedee* Well, this one's fine *points to Ronaldo* but this one can't take care of himself.
Mayor Dewey: I'm sure the power will be on tomorrow... I think... Maybe.
Nanefua: Stop pulling our legs! You lied to us and you are lying again! (The crowd roars in agreement.)
Mayor Dewey: Please! Consider things in Beach City! *button hits him* Ow! (The crowd starts to throw Mayor Dewey's buttons and glow sticks at him.) *climbs into van and rolls down window* If you'd all just calm down -
Nanefua: Tip the truck!
Me: Oh, no! (Mr. Smiley, Mr. Fryman and Peedee Fryman rush forward and begin to push the van as Buck Dewey stands by helplessly watching. I walked over to the van and grabbed Dewey's megaphone) QUIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET! (The crowd is immediately silenced.) The boy wants to speak.
Steven: Thank you. *climbs on top of the tipped over van* Now, the power might not be back on tonight. It might not even be back on for even a year! (The crowd lets out cries of shock and dismay.) But I know that you're all going to be okay because I know each and every one of you. *looks at the Pizza family* You're smart, *looks at the Fryman family* you're tough, *looks at Lars, Sadie and Greg* and you're resourceful. And you all care about each other more than you care about microwave dinners or video games or being able to see in the dark. I know it'll hurt your businesses... I know it'll hurt your lives... But are we really going to hurt each other? (The crowd murmurs amongst themselves.) Of course not! We'll face the night together and we'll survive because we are the light of Beach City! (The crowd cheers in approval.)
Me: Spoken like a true mayor, little buddy.
Mayor Dewey: *climbs out of van* Yes! Thank you, Steven. I couldn't have said it better.
Me: Your right, you couldn't.
Nanefua: Don't try to worm your way out of this!
Mayor Dewey: No, no!
Steven: It's okay! It's okay! Mayor Dewey was hiding things from you but he did it because he didn't want you to worry! *Mayor Dewey nods in agreement* He was just sheltering you from the truth because he... *enlightenment and understanding dawn on him* He loves you. (The crowd nods and whispers in approval before cheering for Mayor Dewey. Steven shakes his head before bounding off)
[Trans. Int. Beach House]
(Garnet is sitting on the sofa with Amethyst lounging beside her and Pearl is working on her machine in front of the coffee table)
Me: Hey guys.
Pearl: Marble? Where have you been?
Me: With him. *Steven walks in*
Pearl: Oh, hey, Steven. *looks back at her machine and murmurs to herself* If I could just concentrate the -
Steven: Um... Do you guys wanna talk?
Pearl: *nervously disconnects a piece from her machine* And why would we need to do that?
Amethyst: Hey, Steven. You still owe us a game of cards.
Garnet: *picks up several cards* Yeah, get in on this.
Steven: N-no. I don't wanna play cards. I wanna talk about Peridot.
Pearl: Oh, well, yes. Everything is fine.
Steven: No it's not! I know it's not. I know you just don't want me to be scared but just tell us the truth! (The Gems all silently stare at Steven for a moment.)
Garnet: *looks down* Peridot is coming. *sets cards on the table* And we don't know who or what she'll be coming with. She's a modern gem with modern gem technology that's bound to overpower us. (Steven listens with shock.) Steven, the truth is: we're scared.
Me: Scared?! We're terrified! Madre de dios she'll shatter us all!
Garnet: Marble.
Me: Sorry.
Steven: We've been scared before, right? None of us know what's going to happen, but... that's okay. We can figure things out - together. (The Gems all nod silently in agreement. The power in the house suddenly turns on and it shows that the entire Beach City is getting its power back as well.)
Me: Well, what do you know? The power's back on! We're gonna be just fine...*Star iris on me* I hope...*Iris out*