Part 25
Twenty-Fifth Day (Thursday, June 25)
(*we cut to a scene where Rosalyn and Trent (in their swim-gear) are enjoying themselves on the beach, with Justin, getting some sun and Leonard, trying to practice Animitan magic*)
(*Trent (to Rosalyn): "(*has beach ball in his hand*) Hey, Ros! (*throws ball at her*) Catch!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Rosalyn (to Trent): "(*gets beach ball in her hand*) Got it!"*)
(*cut*)
(*? (to the beach-goers, who paused for a moment): "Attention, othersider scum! (*yells*) Prepare for a merciless thrashing!"*)
(*? (to her minions): "Everyone who is a Mechuard, C'MEEEEERE!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Trent (to Rosalyn): "Do you know whose voice belongs to?"*)
(*Rosalyn (to Trent): "You don't wanna know."*)
(*static noises*; *Corey in the anytime confessional*)
(*Corey: "(*scared*) (*gasps*) More Mechuards?! (*raises hands*) Why didn't anybody tell us that there's so many of 'em?!"*)
(*static noises*)
(*Mysterious overweight, oval-headed people run to their (pixellated) leader*)
(*Trent (to Rosalyn): "(*walks backwards*) I'd think we (*points at his house*) juuuust wanna head back inside!"*)
(*Rosalyn (to Trent): "(*grabs him by the arm*) No, Trent! (*tries to capture footage of mysterious oval-heads on her phone in camera mode*) We gonna find out what these people look like!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Said mysterious people stampede into some people who refuse to run away from them*)
(*cut*)
(*Justin: "Aaaaaaw...gonna get me some shade. (*gets stampeded by the mysterious people*) OOOOOOOOW! (*touches his face*) Aaagh! My face! My beautiful (*sobs*) fa-a-a-a-ace!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Leonard: "(*tries to conjure a force field*) Fooooorce fieeeeel- (*gets stampeded by the mysterious people*) Itchawazoom, I'm dooooooomed!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Max: "(*to a kid*) Hello, my little friend. (*shows him a ice cream cone*) You want some EEEEVIL ice cream? (*notices the stampeding*) Huh? (*screams*) (*gets run over*) Evil needs a BACK-RUB!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Trent (to Rosalyn): "Where's that stampeding coming from?"*)
(*Rosalyn (to Trent): "Don't know, Trent, but we're 'bout to get our answer..."*)
(*cut*)
(*The mysterious people come to their pixellated leader ?*)
(*? (to her minions): "Gentlemen, how was our global takeover so far?"*)
(*The people reveal themselves to be Mechuard"*)
(*Main Mechuard (to ?): "(*walks up to her*) Today, we are finally going to have to be going destroying all states of Canada, (*yells*) FROM MICHIGAN TO TENNESSEE!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Rosalyn: "(*snarks*) Should've gone to school."*)
(*cut*)
(*Main Mechuard (to ?): "We have reports that we have reporting that we are going to useful teh all-powerful powers we have and we do have! We will use teh magical, enchanted, fantastical art supplies of art disguised as make-up to make everyone up! We'll use our very own powers of our own to plan a full-global assault on teh othersider scum and all other othersiders, while we'll have to be having a full power-up, go up against teh othersiders and gain teh upper hand against those OTHERSIDAAAAAAAAHS! Those othersiders!"*)
(*static noises*; *Trent in the anytime confessional*)
(*Trent: "Is it just me or are these guys (*raises hands*) (*yells*) brain-dead?!"*)
(*static noises*; *Rosalyn in the anytime confessional*)
(*Rosalyn: "That is no ordinary day at the beach, to say the least. I'm overseeing a evil plot around there, and it's not gonna be pretty!"*)
(*static noises*)
(? (to the main Mechuard): "Excellent, my brothers, my allies, my companions! As soon as othersider gets outta teh way, we'll use our magical magic powers to turn them into art projects that can't even move, think and talk! (*sing-songily*) So keep up teh good woooooork!"*)
(*Mechuard (to ?): "We will Ms. Mommy (*duck noises*) Caretaker!"*)
(*The Mechuards begin running*)
(*cut*)
(*Rosalyn (to a Mechuard): "(*grabs and speaks into the megaphone*) Hey you!"*)
(*cut*)
(*The Mechuard stops for a moment*)
(*Rosalyn (to a Mechuard): "(*still using mega-phone*) What's two plus three?"*)
(*cut*)
(*Mechuard (to Rosalyn): "(*gasps*) I know...two plus three equals twenty-three."*)
(*static noises*; *Trent in the anytime confessional*)
(*Trent: "Awk-waaaaaard."*)
(*static noises*)
(*Mechuard (to Rosalyn): "Bye bye, stupid idiot moron Rosalyn! (*runs off*) (*laughs*)"*)
(*cut*)
(*Rosalyn (to Mechuard): "(*raises fist*) Why I outta-"*)
(*Trent (to Rosalyn): "(*grabs her wrist*) Ros! We don't wanna hurt someone. That's just not right!"*)
(*Rosalyn (to Trent): "Okay."*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather and Sammy-Seven (in their swim gear) are just enjoying the summer breeze*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "(*points at the sun*) Look at teh sun, Heather. Is not it beautiful?"*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "I know Sammy-Seven, (*yells*) but (*points at the sun...set*) this is a sunset, Mr. Know-It-All!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "It is just teh sun."*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "(*yells*) You annoying fo-ol!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "Do I remind you to check teh weather?"*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "Or at least you should've looked it up!"*)
(*static noises*; *Heather in the anytime confessional*)
(*Heather: "(*about Sammy-Seven*) (*sigh*) Sammy-Seven. (*calmly*) Pretty cute on the outside, (*yells*) LESS BRAINS, MORE BRAWN ON THE INSIDE!"*)
(*static noises*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "(*grabs Heather by the belly*) We must take up to teh car."*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven runs off with Heather screaming*)
(*Heather: "Uuuuugh! It's like I'm on a team of morons! Or only one moron! Either way, THE EFFECT'S STILL THE SAME!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "We are almost to teh car!"*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "Oh yeah! (*points at surfboards*) But what's that over there?!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "(*jumps over the surfboards*) And teh cow jumped over teh moon. (*lands on his feet*)"*)
(*camera pans to Geoff and P.B.*)
(*Geoff (to P.B.): "Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo! Did you see that? (*points at Sammy-Seven*) Someone just jumped over our surfboards in style!"*)
(*P.B. (to Geoff): "I dig, bro."*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "(*points at limo*) There it is! Let us go!"*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "More like "let me go"!"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "As you wish! (*drops her to the ground*)"*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "Ow! My butt! Be careful when you're putting me down. (*points at limo*) NOW TAKE ME TO TEH CAR!"*)
(*While her hair turns white, Heather gasps, then closes her mouth*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "Now, you are being my kind of person for once."*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "Actually, I'm turning into a FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!"*)
(*static noises*; *Heather and Sammy-Seven in the anytime confessional*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "You have just completed teh entire transformation. (*smiles*) Now you look perfect! Now, all you need is a first and last name starting with "H""*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "I know! (*yells*) How 'bout Heather Horrible-Looking! Is that it?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "How about "Heather Hectic"?"*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "(*snarks*) Yeah, like that's gonna happen."*)
(*static noises*)
(*Sammy-Seven throws Heather into the limo*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather (to her parents): "(*scared*) M-m-m-m-mom? D-d-d-d-d-d-dad? (*sobs*) (*yells*) What's happeniiiiiiiiiing?!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather cries*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "(*appears to her*) Heather, (*tries to console her*) your physical changes. They will be alright."*)
(*Heather (to Sammy-Seven): "(*stops sobbing, yells*) Oh no, they WON'T!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather tries to punch Sammy-Seven, but the latter just grabbed her wrist*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather): "(*closes the front door*) We do not get physical."*)
(*Heather (to Heather's dad): "What's goin' on here?!"*)
(*Heather's dad (to Heather): "Well, we're about to take you back to your apartment!"*)
(*cut*; *close-up*)
(*Heather (to her parents): "What?!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather's limo starts driving*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Heather, offscreen): "Boy, are we going to have fun..."*)
(*Heather (offscreen): "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!"*)
(*static noises*; *Heather in the anytime confessional*)
(*Heather: "Sammy-Seven's clearly no saint compared to Alejandro! I wish he'd be back! (*gets close to the camera*) Please, Alejandro, I'm begging you!"*)
(*static noises*; *Someone in a shawl in the Mexican anytime confessional*)
(*?: "(*whispers*) Juuuuust wait 'til they get a load of (*removes shawl from herself, revealing herself to be a now-human Trick with brunette hair*) (*yells*) MOI!"*)
(*close-up*)
(*Trick laughs maniacally*)
(*static noises*)
(*Beth and Josie are off in someone's house*)
(*Beth (to Josie): "I wonder if somebody was here..."*)
(*Josie (to Beth): "Yeah...who?"*)
(*cut*)
(*? and ? open the door*)
(*cut*)
(*Josie (to the two people): "Who are you guys?!"*)
(*Beth (to the two people): "(*shields Josie*) I'm don't know who you are, but there's one thing I gonna ask you. (*brandishes a pencil at them*) Show yourselves!"*)
(*cut*)
(*The shadows reveal themselves to Sanders and MacArthur*)
(*Sanders (to Beth and Josie): "Who are you two doin' in my house?"*)
(*cut*)
(*Beth (to Sanders): "I don't know. What are you two doin' in our place?"*)
(*cut*)
(*MacArthur (to Beth): "Your place? Your place?"*)
(*Sanders (to MacArthur): "(*shushes her*) We don't wanna upset those two."*)
(*static noises*; *Sanders and MacArthur in the anytime confessional, together*)
(*Sanders: "It's obvious we've met those two. (*to MacArthur*) But can we trust them?"*)
(*MacArthur (to Sanders): "Sure we can. They're kids."*)
(*static noises*; *Beth and Josie in the anytime confessional, together*)
(*Josie (to Beth): "Should these two need to be trusted?"*)
(*Beth (to Josie): "But what if they're strangers?"*)
(*static noises*)
(*MacArthur (to Josie and Beth): "Sorry, kids. (*shakes hands with them*) I'm MacArthur."*)
(*Beth (to MacArthur): "We're Beth and Josie."*)
And the pairs have met.; "So, I've heard about some people tryin' to steal some toys for reasons unknown. We've got to go there before it's too late!" said Sanders to Beth, who said "I don't know about the entire heroism game." and Josie, who said "But we'll try."; But while Sanders gently put Beth and Josie in the back seat, so they wouldn't get hurt and since MacArthur and Sanders are much older than them.; "Why aren't we in the front seat?" said Beth to Sanders, who said "Because we don't want you girls to get hurt. (*gets behind the wheel*) So hang on! This is gonna get bumpy!" and boy, was that a wild ride?; And the two went to the store.; "Now we're in that store." said Josie to MacArthur, who said "Yep. We're in it, alright."; And much to Sanders' shock as she said "(*scared*) Are those...gonks?!"; Yes Sanders, these are gonks (nasty frog creatures who'll anything for conformity; the males are fat, teal-skinned, oval-headed and onyx-eyed; the females are skinny, have pointy chins and magneta skin, and catlike eyes).; Their leader croaked "We shall change you!" to the four.
(*static noises*; *Trick in the Mexican anytime confessional*)
(*Trick: "Hey! THAT'S MY LINE! MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"*)
(*static noises*; *A gonk couple in the anytime confessional*)
(*Narrator: "(*whispers*) Translating..."*)
(*Female gonk: "For years, we have tried to find a suitable king or queen for us...until now. (*to her husband*) What do you think?"*)
(*Male gonk: "I think that is a good idea. Uh-huh! Uh-huh!"*)
(*static noises*)
As the gonks sang their daily song to them, as she, Sanders, Beth and Josie plugged their ears, MacArthur admitted that "Their singing's terrible!"; "I have a idea!" said Sanders, as she got a bag of oranges out, "Throw these at them!"; And the four thrown the citrus fruits at the frog monsters, who didn't even love the taste of fruit.; The gonk leader croaked to them "Re-treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!" and the two hopped away, but came back to say "Stupid cops!" (out-of-character alert!); MacArthur said "There's somethin' ya don't see every day." to Sanders, who said "I know that, MacArthur, but can we get our move on?"; And the four escaped the building, as the frog-like monsters escaped to the exhibit in the Torento Zoo, to plan their next big move.; "We shall meet again!" croaked the leader to MacArthur.; And Sanders had the kids go to the car.; And the four escaped.;
(*Sanders (to Josie and Beth): "So kids, that is one weird chapter..."*)
(*Josie (to Sanders): "It sure is, Sanders. It sure is."*)
(*Beth (to MacArthur): "MacArthur, where's Nickolas? I desperately wanna see him."*)
(*MacArthur (to Beth): "We'll finally meet him on Canada Day."*)
(*Beth (to MacArthur): "What's Canada Day?"*)
(*Sanders (to Beth and Josie): "You'll see..."*)
And this ends another chapter. Cue the next chapter.
P.B. (from Surf Club): Bluebottleflyer.
Total Drama characters: 2007-hiatus Fresh TV, Neptoon Studios and Cartoon Network.
The Imagination of Nick, Eduard and Buddy characters and Dreamiverse concept: Club Dreamiverse.