This is officially the most number of chapters I have ever written for a story XD

EPISODE 25

'That's why I've decided I'm going to help you! I'm willing to go with you into the heart of enemy territory and try to learn what being a Soul Reaper really means!' Ganju finishes. Then he puffs out his chest. 'God, I'm BEAUTIFUL!'

Ichigo smacks his forehead.

'That would've been so perfect without that gay ass line,' he utters.

'That was not gay!'

'You're saying you're beautiful while wearing harem pants! Need I go on?'

'CUT!' Urahara sighs. 'Boys, keep the fighting for the other scenes!'

Ganju lets go of Ichigo's hakama. Then, Ichigo grabs Ganju and pulls him close.

'You and me then,' Ichigo says seriously. Ganju smirks.

'Orihime, there's a bee near your ear!' Uryu says in alarm.

'What? Where? Get it away!' Orihime panicks and starts running away. Right into Ichigo. Whose lips press right onto Ganju's.

Ganju's eyes widen. Ichigo's eyes widen.

'FUCKKKKKK!' they scream and run in the opposite directions while wiping their mouths vigorously.

'I'm going to be rich!' Urahara's assistant says gleefully as he rubs his camera like a villain.

'So as you all get into the launch cannon, Kukaku lines the cannon and…' Urahara explains.

'Don't give her a sword, don't give her a sword,' Ichigo and Uryu chant under their breath.

'…uses her sword…'

'NOOOOOOO!'

'What's gotten into them?' Kukaku yawns.

'I sometimes can't understand bananas,' Orihime sighs. Kukaku gives her a weird look.

'What planet is she from again?' she mutters to Urahara.

'72 pairs of legends! 13 pairs of horns!' Kukaku chants. 'The right paw of the-you know, what I can't do this! I sound like a fucking nutcase! I need a drink!'

'Uh, Urahara…' the scriptwriter says nervously.

'Don't worry, I'll get her drunk enough to agree,' Urahara sighs and leaves. 'The things I do for love…'

'Ouch, quit stepping on my toes, Chad!' Ichigo yells as he's smushed to one side of the orb.

'Ichigo! You're crushing me!' Uryu mumbles as Ichigo pushes him against the glass.

'Hey! Where's the ca-YEOUCH!' Ganju yells as the cat jumps out of nowhere and scratches his face. Then he sniffs the air and quickly covers his face while waving his hand in front of it. 'YUCK! Okay, who just farted?'

'Don't look at-OH GROSS, THAT STINKS!' Ichigo groans and also covers his face as his eyes water. 'Uryu!'

'It wasn't me!'

All three turn to Chad.

'CHADD!' they groan. The giant says nothing. Orihime whistles away in the corner as she rocks back and forth on her heels.

'I think you should let them out, Urahara,' the producer suggests.

'But why? They're making such a wonderful noise!'

'…you can't hear them, Urahara…'

'Exactly.'

'Say hello to my niece, Yachiru, everyone!' Kenpachi barks as he saunters onto the set with the little girl perched on his shoulder. Yachiru waves enthusiastically.

'Hi, everyone!' she beams.

'Uh, Kenpachi? Kids aren't allowed on the set,' Urahara points out.

'Oh, she's here to audition as my lieutenant.'

'Huh? Look, Kenpachi, I'm sorry, but I don't think-'

'You got a problem with that, hat boy?' Kenpachi leers as he looms menacingly over Urahara. Everyone on the set takes a step back in fear. Urahara gulps.

'So will she take her robes in a size Small or Extra Small?' he asks meekly.

'Do not underestimate me, Gin,' Aizen murmurs before he departs. As he leaves, he reveals Toshiro who had been standing by, listening with a grave expression.

'And cut! That was brilliant, you guys! Now, on with the next…' Urahara starts rambling. Gin suddenly grabs Toshiro and starts hugging him tightly.

'Awwwww, Shiro-chan! You are so cute and adorable when you're serious!' Gin squeals.

'STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME!'

'So I'm trying to find Ichigo so I can fight him, huh?' Kenpachi smirks as he glances at Ichigo from the corner of his eyes. 'Excellent.'

He cackles evilly. Ichigo inches away from him.

'Is it too late to get a restraining order?' he mutters fearfully to Urahara.

'Don't worry, Ichigo, he's not going to harm you!' Urahara points out.

'Oh, the restraining order isn't for me. I just think you're going to need it because I am going to fucking KILL YOU!'

'Someone's PMS-ing today.'

The camera focuses on a shot of Rukia's cell.

'What the-!' Urahara utters before he smacks his forehead. 'Rukia, how many times have I told you not to play tic-tac-toe on the walls here? It messes up the prop, it ruins the shot and plus, you never win!'

'Hey! My opponent is tough!'

'You play against yourself!'

'Exactly.'

I don't know about you guys but rewatching the episodes is actually funny, especially watching Yoruichi as a cat because I know it's a 'she' and I know what she's capable of and seeing her as a cat is just cray now XD

Not to mention watching Aizen and screaming, 'BASTARD! HOW COULD BETRAY EVERYONE!' while thinking, 'Huh. Who knew that having no glasses could make you look so diabolical whereas wearing them could make you look so innocent. Nice one, Kubo' XD XD

And the artwork was so simple and even a little lumpy! WOW! Bleach has come a really long way when it comes to the designs and art quality! :O

NOTE: BTW! I want to give Urahara's assistant a name since it gets tedious just typing in "Urahara's assistant" all the time! Any ideas on a name or do you want me to pick a Bleach character? :3