Tik Tok- Ke$ha
Taylor POV
I wake up in the mornin' feelin' like Queen Elizabeth, does the Queen get hangovers? Does one drink alcohol? I knew there was summet Queenie wasn't telling us! I bet she's a full on alcoholic, spendin' taxes on bottles of champagne. How comes she aint invited me to one of 'er piss ups? That's wank, does one not only common peasants into ones palace? Stupid Queenie. Bet good old Willy will invite me to a royal rave when he's in charge! He better or he'll 'ave a royal riot on 'is hands and it'll be worse then those student protests!
I grab ma Barbour jacket 'cause it looks proper chilly, not surprising for England. When's summer comin' anyways? Andrea needs a tan proper bad! She threw a right fit when I fake tanned 'er in the middle of the night, Caspa didn't see the funny side though. Me and Kel did, I even gots pictures! Gothy looks like a cheesy puff 'cause she's that orange, she'd been full on Tangoed. Shame it came off 'er after two weeks, it should've been permanent. Before I leave ma place and go into the shit house and brush ma teeth wiv a bottle of leftover rum.
I walk outside, wiv a throbbin' headache, and lock my door. I sigh as I spot Chelsea passed out on ma lawn, as if she just makes ma place look untidy! I ask her to leave my yard but she's acting all dumb, no change there. I know it was a bangin' bash last night but tha' don't mean she can just pass out without asking first! Basic manners init?
Anyways, I talking new creps on ma feet. Bargain I picked up from Carnaby Street. I wasn't originally goin' down to Carnaby Street to shop, I went to go see Carnaby and introduce him to pain. Turns out Carnaby don't live there, which don't make sense since he's called Carnaby and so is the street. Basic logic right? I fink it is and does Chelsea and her little minions of makeup and squeals. Smelly Belly doesn't see the logic and neither does Kelly Welly but they just aint smart fam'.
Hm, where to go? I've been barred from most pubs and clubs 'cause am just that cool. I don't really care if they bar me 'cause I just throw ma own parties like a proper St Trinian. My parties never stop and always carry on the night after, maybe you should pop down and see wot ya missin'. Just be ready to run when da blue bottles come to shut us down, I can't be held responsible if you're stupid enough to get caught. If you can't run fast enough then that's your problem, maybe you shouldn't get full on mashed up. Ya can if ya want, all am sayin' is tha' you should get ready to run when the blues and two show.
I aint got a care in the world that got plenty of beer, I got a tenner in ma pocket that I nicked off my old dear. She won't miss that, I hope she won't cause she aint gettin' back. Besides, I'm using it to buy some cheap booze. Now everyone's followin' me 'cause they know I've got swagger but I kick out ma pad if they start chattin' like Mick Jagger, it's bare annoying when they start that thinkin' they is cool. We party hard until the feds come and they take their time comin', they're probably too busy sitting on their fat arse eating doughnuts.
The party don't start until Taylor walks in.
Don't worry guys I haven't forgotten about the requests, I will do them soon. I just wanted to something that wasn't about love and was about having a good time.
Ms A: I don't know if this is the same for everyone but I don't write them because unlike T+A they're relationship is just hate, but I'll write them soon because DoubleMMia's requested it. I've got quite a few songs that fit Anoushka which is making it hard to decide so far it's between 'Pass Out', 'Sober', 'Amnesia' and 'Good Times'
Constant: My ability to speak and type chav is more of a curse then a blessing but it isn't surprising considering I live in the Midlands. Miss D and Zoe are coming up soon, I've found a song that fits that pairing perfectly
Dark: You're right, I think Andrea would understand Belle
Gypsy: Science and Faith may be a good idea but it's a difficult song. I SHALL DO IT THOUGH!
DoubleM: I suppose I could do Zoe/Bianca just for you. Don't get upset when it goes wrong
You've all got a choice on what next chapter is do you want: Year 3000? 1+1? James Bond? Defeat You? or The Silly Song?