All right next chapter before the last one created is uploaded because we didn't get any dares yet date is September 9, twenty-eleven. Your really pissed about that aren't you? Guess. No you look as happy as a clam and not readily apparent to make all our lives a living hell. Congratulations you won the sarcasm prize your years supply of fresh manure should land on top of you the second you leave this building. Damn you're pissed. Just start in already.

Blaze the Bitch

(Alliteration for the win.) Around one in the morning Blaze walked into Jason's room soon after Jason easily rolled over from lying on his stomach to lying on his back, soon after Blaze elbowed him in the crotch and angrily yelled, "I know you're awake!"

"Argh son of a bitch that hurts!" Jason shrilly moaned out.

"Get up you went to sleep at five you should be wide and awake by this point." Blaze said as she forced Jason off the bed and on the ground soon after she put her nee just below Jason's neck, grabbed one of his spines and pulled his head back so his ear was right next to her mouth and said, "you haven't even started yet have you?" after wards Blaze pulled Jason's spines back even further, as she moved her nee and sat on Jason's back.

"Damn, if she pulls any harder she'll rip my head right out of my shoulders." Jason thought to himself.

"If you think this hurts you really should have thought against making that bet." Blaze said to Jason as she lightly released her grip.

"You mean how I made a bet when the worst hand I've ever got in a poker game was three aces and two kings." Jason said almost mocking Blaze's insult.

""Better rephrase that!" Blaze said, as she pulled even harder than before.

"Ah, I-I mean you're right I was really foolish to make that bet, now please don't rip my head off." Jason plead to Blaze thinking, "Why did the one person I lose to have to be the hot head."

"Fine." Blaze said as she let go of Jason's quill, just to force her nee in to his back.

"Arg, gods damn it that hurts." Jason thought as he felt what he thought was his spine shattering.

"Keep in mind, I haven't even started yet." Blaze said as she smashed her nee in Jason's spine one last time before getting off him. "Get up." Blaze ordered as she grabbed Jason by the fat of his neck and pulled him up.

"Damn it that hurts, well I have to hand it to her, I've never been in so much pain in my life." Jason thought as he tried to stand.

"hmf, you're going to regret joining that card game." Blaze said as Jason tried to regain feeling in his back.

"How?" Jason said as if forgetting what Blaze just did to him.

"You'll see." Blaze angrily hissed as she pined Jason to the wall.

"If you think a cheap threat like that will get to me, you must be a fucking fool." Jason saidnot noticing the hold Blaze Just got on his crotch.

"My-my what a mouth this one has," Blze said as she squized Jason's crotch, "guese I'll have to fix that." She finished almost crushing Jason's crotch with her force.

"Holy shit! The pain is immense." Jason thought as Blaze's hold on his crotch got stronger and stronger.

"How the hell is she doing this?" Jason continued to think as he almost cried out in pain.

"Well?" Blaze asked Jason who chocked out, "well what?"

Well, have you learned your lesson?" Blaze said as she forced her elbow in to Jason's diaphragm.

"You mean how much of a bitch you are?" Jason coughed out as Blaze almost burnt his crotch off.

"I can see how much pain you're in." Blaze said as she forced more air out of Jason's chest, "you can only last so long." Blaze taunted as she burnt Jason's crotch to the first degree.

"First degree burns?" Jason asked, "Blaze I know you can do better than that." Jason said holding in a lot of pain.

"I'm going easy on you if you couldn't tell!" Blaze yelled as she scorched Jason's chest releasing him from the wall allowing him to collapse from lose of air, soon after this Blaze stepped down a little bit on Jason's neck saying, "Rest assured, I WILL brake you."

And that is how the morning went Blaze did all she could to inflict mass amounts of pain to Jason with out badly scaring him, Jason would act like it was nothing holding in a great mount of pain, until eventually Blaze got to him.

"Ah! Gods damn this brutal bitch to hell!" Jason yelled out as Blaze rested her nee on Jason's crotch, tickling the under side of it with her tail, as she continually punched Jason in the stomach.

"So I finally got to you," Blaze said, "go on say it."

"Ah anything to end this pain!" Jason thought as he uttered the words, "I'll do anything for you mistress."

"Now was that so hard?" Blaze jokingly asked Jason who thought, "Yes, I'm not formal enough to call any body madam, let alone mistress."

This one is just a story of the morning before next chapter, and to be honest, I feel that I used proper names, he, and she way too much, but if you find any thing else wrong feel free to in form me. I have one: You're a complete and total Jackass.

Don't for get prick. Fuck you two. Prove we're wrong then. Fine:

(Poem that I'll save for a later date) when the hell did you get so poetic and deep?

Same day you became a Jackass mother fucker. Now by.