Chapter 26
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Tris POV
What. The. Fudgenuts?!
Tobias, Zeke and Will stand up.
JUST KIDDING!
Everyone stood.
Well, Uriah was already standing. Though he's grinning real huge.
Everyone bolts for a spot, except Tobias.
"Tris?! Where was I?!" He spouts out, shocked to the point of being frozen to the spot he stood up at.
"Um...It was after we got back from ziplining, Mar and I wanted to try some alcohol because I'm from Abnegation and she'd never had it, and apparently, neither of us can hold our liquor well…." I mumble weekly, plopping down where Marlene just was.
He just stands there, looking like a deer in headlights.
He closes his mouth so that he doesn't look like a gaping fish, and asks:
"Did anyone get a video?"
"TOBIAS!" All the girls shout, my face on fire, while the boys laugh.
"It doesn't matter," Uriah replies in between giggles, yes, giggles, "he's in the middle now!"
That's right...while Tobias was a fish everyone found spots…
He replied 'colorfully', and strood to the middle, Uriah claiming his spot.
He opens his mouth to say something, but is cut off by Zeke.
"Hang on, bro. Who wants to see if we can get Mar and Tris to be naked reindeers again?"
Everyone looks at him, confused, including Shauna.
"Who wants to play with shots instead of running around?"
Some of us seem to get it, but I still don't.
He sees that half of us think he's speaking japanese, so he tries again.
"Instead of getting up and trading spots, whoever did what the person didn't has to take a shot of whisky. We'll go in a circle for turns," He explains in english for us 'dull knives' in this kitchen.
I make a perfect O with my mouth, then close it as I realize how stupid I must've looked.
Everyone rearranges so they're next to their girlfriend or teddy bear/pillow (A.K.A. Boyfriend). Tobias starts.
"Never have I ever ….mooned someone."
Zeke and Marlene take a shot.
Everyone stares at Marlene for an hour (30 seconds) until we continue. It's my turn.
"Never have I ever...rolled up in a rug and yelled 'I'm a burrito!'," I say. What goes on in my mind?
Needless to say, Uriah takes a shot.
Will's turn.
"Never have I ever….had my period."
All the girls take a shot, and Shauna says, "Zeke, hon, you've had your man period, drink."
Everyone dies laughing, and Zeke tries to defend his manhood.
"I did not! I'm just very emotional occasionally," Wow. So manly.
Zeke and Shauna bicker and Uriah starts singing random weird songs.
"I put the fun in funeral,
the laughter in manslaughter,
and I love the color red,
'cause it's the color on my hands
from the enemies who stood in my way!"
Will rolls his eyes, but decides to add one of his own:
"I ain't leaving this class
without me here it's just 'cl'
'cause I put the ass in class!"
Everyone laughs at that, and a bit later Shauna and Zeke join us and it turns to puns:
"What are you when you're running to the bathroom? You're russian!
What are you when you're in the bathroom? European!
What are you when you're done? You're Finnish!"
"What the ocean say to the sailor? Nothing it just waved!"
"I'm Hungary. I think I'll have some Turkey."
"I Haiti say this, but there are a brazillian of these!"
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"I was reading a book about anti-gravity, and I couldn't put it down."
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Than it hit me."
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it."
"I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me."
"I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it."
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
"To write with a broken pencil is pointless."
We all laugh, though we don't know why. We all keep laughing, but no one knows why we still are laughing.
"Bra, truth or dare!" Zeke shouts, asking Uriah.
"Dare, bra!" Uriah shouts back. We all roll our eyes.
"Dare you to run around the Pit in your boxers yelling 'I'm a woman, hear me roar!'" Zeke replies back.
"Sure," Uriah shucks off his clothes, and starts running down the hallways with us tailing him, hearing him 'roar'.
Good times, good times.
This chapter is not dedicated to Kails because unfortunately she didn't review saying what she wanted the chapter to be on, so I didn't know how to make the chapter.
But, this chapter is dedicated to someone.
It is dedicated to a Guest the reviewed me and it was really sweet, even if a sentence or 2, and I just wanted to really say thanks because it meant a lot. You're also the first Guest in the shoutouts.
REVIEW! They seriously make my day.
~Ash~
SHOUTOUTS!
Guest- That made my day. It really did. I've been having a bad day, and that's the only thing that made me smile. So, thank you for giving me that review. You deserve a gift. So, I made Uriah 'roar' in this chapter just for you. I hope you smiled :) [I'm a woman, hear me roar!]
QueenOfStalkers- HELL YEA WE DO! And paigemh asked me to do that :) And it's usually played with shots, I know, but since I'm underage I can't do shots, and I forgot to change it for this cause I got the idea from playing with my friends. My cousin said 'never have I ever got my period' and everyone stayed seated, except his younger BROTHER. He's in 6th grade. He didn't know what it was.
Paigemh- Well, twerking is a very serious thing. It's a contagious disease. Once you see it, you automatically laugh hard cause the person looks like a ninny.
Guest- Thanks for reviewing soooo many times! I really loved it! I'd already had a good day, but now it's one of my best because of you!
luvbooksforever- I can't think of adjectives either. That's why I make up my own! XD And thanks for all the reviews! Thanks for what you wrote on them, too! I thought you all of a sudden hated my storeys, I didn't realize you just hadn't read my chapters!
Emtay8312- Thanks! I promise I'll write another chapter, but no promises on how soon ;)