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Whose Line is it Anyways: Sonic Edition 2
{ Show 7 }: Scenes From a Hat
"Good evening everybody, welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyways, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. A couple things before we move on. First, I'd like to give a shout-out for Lyle, Nate, and Max's new movie. It's a cross of Coyote Ugly, Scary Movie, and X-Men," Silver said, starting to grin, "Yeah, it's called It's Scary How Ugly Those Men Are."
"You realize I still have three shots left, right?" Max said, motioning to the RPG off-stage.
"Um...Starr, you had something to say, right?" Silver asked, nervous.
"Yeah, I did. Now that you've had a little time to think Lyle...how'd it feel to kiss a woman for a change?" Starr said, grinning.
"Wasn't good enough considering..." Lyle said, pausing to hit his chest and coughing out a good amount of liquid, "...how much water you crammed down my throat."
"Oh, look on the bright side, you got your eight glasses for the day to balance out your Pepsi addiction." Nate said, grinning at the water-logged kitsune.
"Starr gets 1,000 points for being concerned about Lyle's health. Now, let's move onto everyone's favorite game, Scenes From a Hat!" Silver said, Knuckle's OVA hat appearing from nowhere. "We all know how the game works, it's overused on this show. So, let's get started with...weird cries of anger caused by a video game." Silver said, Max walking up first.
"Come on, jump you fat FUCK!" Max said, buzzed out and replaced by Starr.
"No! That's not what I told you to do!" Starr shouted, Lyle walking up in her place.
"ARGH! Death comes in so many beautiful colors!" Lyle shouted, dissolving into a sob as Silver burst out laughing.
"What the hell was that from?" Starr asked as Lyle walked back off-stage.
"Look up Touhou 6 Lunatic on YouTube, you'll get a vague idea." Lyle said, shrugging.
"Alright, next is...Things you can say about your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend. Or boyfriend, in Starr's case." Silver said, Max walking up first.
"Smells good when she backfires!" Max said, walking off-stage, Nate going up next.
"I don't get it, I paid for speed." Nate said, Starr walking up next.
"It almost never needs a refill!" Starr said, Lyle starting to walk out, only to shake his head and walk back.
"Oh, come on, you know you want to." Silver said, Lyle shaking his head.
"I can't, really." Lyle said, Starr rolling her eyes and shoving him back on-stage.
"Do it." Starr said, Lyle sighing, then putting on a straight face.
"Huh? Well sure you can ride her! Everyone else has..." Lyle said, walking off-stage as Max fell to the floor in tears. Starr simply smacked Lyle on the back of the head as Silver drew the next slip of paper.
"Wishes the cast makes before going to bed." Silver said, Max walking up first.
"Please put me on a show with Blaze..." Max said, drooling slightly as Nate dragged him back off-stage, Lyle walking up.
"Please make someone else the punching bag." Lyle said, buzzed out and Nate walking up next.
"Let me through another day without those jokes..." Nate said, Silver buzzing him out and drawing the next slip.
"Unlikely things to see on a church bulletin board." Silver said, Lyle walking up first.
"Huh...Bowling with Satan." Lyle said, buzzed out only to walk back up. "Dance in the Pale Moonlight?" Once again, he was buzzed out, Max walking up.
"He has come and gone?!" Max said, buzzed out.
"You know, you might see that notice, Max...Rejected TV Show Ideas." Silver said, Starr walking up.
"Hello and welcome to Dead ****, The only show that gives you recipes for your *****!" Starr said, everyone pretty much dying from laughter as it finally hit Starr as to what she said. Turning a beat shade of red, she walked back to the side of the stage.
"You know, you can only get away with that if you pronounce it *****." Silver said, still hysterical.
"I don't think the M-rating will cover that..." Lyle said, laughing.
"I am so sorry..." Starr said, still red.
"Hey, there ain't nothing wrong with it, baby!" Max said, chuckling.
"I'm not saying there's something wrong with it, I'm just saying you can't say it." Lyle said, chuckling.
"They don't like it!" Max said, pointing to the audience.
"We'd better move on...Bad speeches for your friend's wedding." Silver said, Lyle walking up first.
"Well, congratulations on finding someone to put up with your ass!" Lyle said, buzzed out and replaced with Nate.
"And don't worry about nothing...she knows what to do." Nate said, buzzed out and Silver drew the next slip.
"Let's keep going...Things in Lyle's diary." Silver said, grinning. Max walked up.
"Dear Diary...she got rough today. I don't think I could have asked for more...well, except may-" Max was cut off by a ball of energy slamming into him and launching him off-stage.
"We'll be back to more Whose Line is it Anyways after this." Silver said, gulping.
Lyle...you're getting violent.
Lyle: He asked for it!
True enough...the views of Max does not represent the views of the author. Lyle's views, however...
Lyle: Shut. Up.