Um...well...Okay...
This idea was from WritesRandomCrap. The only problem is, "I will not steal Atobe's fortune for my own personal gain." was from Demon Brat 2000's story...
Oh wells...XD I hope DB2000 doesn't get mad...XD
Warning: Um...NaCl anyone? XD
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei
Number Twenty-Six
I will not steal Atobe's fortune for my own personal gain.
Hyoutei.
Hyoutei.
Hyoutei.
Great...
"WHAT?!?!?! ORE-SAMA'S BANK ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DEMOLISHED?!"
"Usu..."
"HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!"
"Usu..."
"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS THAT YOU TALK!!"
"Usu..."
"UGH!!!"
Yay...guess what Mukahi was doing right now.
Being stupid, as always.
"Cool! I GOT A 500 COMBO ON DDR!!!"
"500? What, were you playing beginning level?" Shishido asked.
"No! Basic!"
"That's basically the same thing..."
"No it isn't!" Mukahi insisted. "Basic's harder!!!"
"Uh, yeah. By what? A mere fraction?"
"I thought DDR was a sport, not mathematics..."
"...Anyways, how did you get that?" Shishido pointed to the DDR pads.
"Oh, I bought them."
"How?"
"I hacked into Atobe's bank account, that's how."
"YOU WHAT?!"
"Jeez, why are you being so hysterical? Gosh, it's only a bank account."
"Atobe's going to find out your know. Seriously."
"Yeah, and your point?"
"You're going to get in big trouble."
"Yeah, your point?"
"...I give up."
"Good."
Then Atobe came into the room with all his gleaming glory and eyed the DDR pad suspiciously. He shook his head and took a deep breath. "Ore-sama is sad to say that Ore-sama's bank account has been hacked into."
"..."
"It is a great tragedy that we all must endure," Atobe said with great emotion.
Silence...
"Is anyone even listening to Ore-sama?"
"Um...sure..." Mukahi rolled his eyes and took out his geography textbook. "Anyways, I can't believe I got a F on that geography test! What did I get wrong?"
Shishido coughed. "Oh, nothiing much. Just the fact that you said that HONG KONG was a COUNTRY."
"Jeez, no need to be so flippant..."
"You know what flippant means?"
"Of course I do!"
"Wow..."
"Anyways, why isn't Hong Kong a country? I mean, even HAWAII is a country!!!"
"Hawaii isn't a country, it's a island."
"I abhor your stupidity."
"You're stupider than me."
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are."
"You're have such a querulous attitude!" Mukahi retorted.
"Stop using such big words!"
"Why should I? Your anger is too flaccid for me!"
"I think you used flaccid in the wrong context..."
"'Whatever!"
"IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING TO ORE-SAMA?!"
"No one gives you any sedulous attention anyways..." Shishido commented.
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"And your insipid details of your life are too boring."
"ORE-SAMA WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ORE-SAMA'S BANK ACCOUNT!"
"It got eaten alive by a bear," Mukahi said.
"Bank accounts can't be eaten."
"I know. Oh, wait! Maybe it was raped by a rabid dog who contracted fleas the day before from eating Spanish cactus that Fuji brought to school that day!"
"Is there even a cactus called Spanish cactus?"
"I dunno. Maybe. You never know..."
"..."
"Ore-sama wants to know what happened!!!"
"I just told you. It got rap-"
"Ore-sama wants a PLAUSIBLE explanation," Atobe snapped.
"Gosh, you don't need to be so fastidious."
"Ore-sama wants to know what happened!!!"
"Your demands are the bane of my existence..."
"NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU WHEN YOU'RE USING SO MANY BIG WORDS!!!" Shishido yelled out frustratedly.
"Gosh, you're so vociferous whenever you yell!"
"Well no shit, yelling's supposed to be noisy."
"I wish you were in a moribund state so I could chop up your body and throw you in a ditch!!!"
"..."
"What happpen to Ore-sama's bank account?!" Atobe demanded.
"Ew..." Mukahi made a face. "His solecism is killing me!"
"..."
"Since when did Gakuto learn so many new words?" The teacher wondered aloud. Yes, the teacher was stalking Mukahi. But no one really cares, now do they?
"Wait!" Mukahi had a confused look on his face. "Is it stupider or more stupid?"
"You're both," Shishido said.
"Hey!!!"
Alas, Atobe never did find out what happened to his bank account on that fateful day...Maybe next time, eh?