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Hinata's Guardian
Chapter 26
Recap: Naruto has been assigned to Konohamaru and his friends as there Jounin instructor. Himawari has been getting the attention of all the women of Konoha.
End Recap
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It is the morning of Naruto's team meeting and unfortunately Hinata has been called to the Hyuga compound to accompany her father and mother on a trip with the Daimyo to discuss matters with the other countries Daimyo's and there countries top clans. So Naruto must take Himawari with him to meet his team. When he gets to the Academy he sticks his head in and says hello.
"Team 5?"
Konohamaru and company follow him outside to a training ground and start to ask questions.
"So ask me anything you want but only one question per person."
Konohamaru asks first.
"Why do you have your daughter with you?" asks the monkey summoner.
"Hinata's out of town and everyone else is either busy or Shikamaru would just say that it is troublesome. Also Himawari here loves to be with me. Next?"
Udon raised his hand.
"When will Hinata be back?" Asked Udon.
"Tomorrow night I think."
Moegi raised her hand next.
"When are we going to start missions?" Asked Moegi
"After a little test. You three are to take these three bells from me. We will start after Himawari gets her diaper changed and we will end the test if none of you have gotten a bell when she needs a change again." Explained Naruto while Himawari was dropping a big load in her diaper.
Naruto changed her, summoned a Gamakichi and gave him a bag of malted milk balls to dispose of the smelly ball of funk. The test began when Naruto came back to the grounds.
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"Hmm looks like Konohamaru and company know the basics of stealth, but even Himawari here could find those three." Naruto said to himself.
Konohamaru tried several times to get the bells from Naruto but they all ended up with him either face down in the dirt, hanging in a tree rodeo fashion, and finally tied to a post.
Udon used various types of water Ninjutsu to distract Naruto, but due to Naruto's ability to fly he was taken down a peg. Finally Moegi tried using various projectile maneuvers to throw Naruto off guard, but due to Himawari being in a baby carrier on Naruto's chest Moegi held back every time and failed. Three hours later Team 5 was all tied to posts and Himawari looked like she was ready to drop another load.
"So have any of you figured out what the problem with your tactics were? And I can tell you know it wasn't teamwork your reports in class said you three worked the best as a team so I didn't have to test you for that. Now what DIDN'T you three try to do to get a bell?" Naruto asked his students.
Just as Himawari was starting to scrunch her face in an attempt to poop Konohamaru figured out what they were doing wrong.
"May we please have the bells?" Konohamaru asked politely.
"Yeah sure whatever." Naruto said before tossing each a bell and Himawari finally sighed with relief from finally pooping.
"Now that it is official that you three are ninja your first mission is …" Naruto paused.
"YES?!?!?!?!" Asked Team 5
"…to change Himawari's diaper." Naruto said before handing his smelly daughter to his students before dropping his diaper bag and vanishing before they could protest. Udon finds a note and it says…
'Changing the diapers of my daughter is considered a B rank mission, due to the fact that even I am apprehensive about doing this, so consider yourselves lucky.'
Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi each had horrifying looks on there faces when the smell hit there noses. Eventually they changed the diaper and Himawari was smiling again, mostly because her daddy showed up when they were finished.
"It seems that Himawari has been changed, good job team." Naruto said before picking up his daughter.
"You had better not be making us do this every day Sensei. Or so help me I'll make sure Himawari is an only child." Konohamaru said holding a kunai getting ready to throw it at Naruto's pants.
"Don't worry diaper detail will only be when Hinata is gone for the day, or possibly if Himawari's still in diapers when Hinata gets pregnant with our first child by birth. If I have anything to say about it Hinata will never be gone for longer than a few hours." Naruto said while cuddling Himawari.
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Naruto and his team then went to Tsunade and confirmed there Shinobi-ship. Naruto dismissed his team and then took Himawari around town. They went to book stores, the grocery store to get Himawari some baby food, and finally the Yamanaka Flower Shop. Ino was so happy to see Himawari, but Himawari was focused on the gold ribbon behind the counter. When Ino saw that she had an idea.
When Naruto and Hima-chan left the shop Himawari was wearing a crown of gold ribbons and flowers on her little head, she was happy beyond belief.
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The next day came and went. Naruto actually had Ino take care of Himawari and Team 5 chased after the Daimyo wife's cat all day. When night came so did Hinata. When she got home she found Naruto asleep in the living room with Himawari pulling his hair.
"Hima-chan please don't do that to daddy's hair. He'll go prematurely bald and I don't want that." Said Hinata before taking her daughter and putting her to bed where the littlest Uzumaki promptly went to sleep.
Hinata then woke Naruto and told him it's time to go to bed. Which he retaliated with the question of why she woke him in the first place. Hinata jus shook her head and took him to bed.
"Konohamaru and his friends passed yesterday. And as soon as they passed I gave them a B-rank mission." Naruto told his soul mate.
"Oh? And what dangerous B-rank mission did they do?" Hinata asked her soul mate.
"They changed Himawari's diaper." Naruto said before falling asleep.
"Yeah that is of B-rank difficulty." Hinata said to herself before dozing off.
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Well that's it for chapter 26
Poll 1 Naruto goes back to get the Master Sword
A Yes
B No
Poll 2 Sasuke goes with them to get a Rupie to make into a Necklace for Sakura to wear during there wedding.
A Yes
B No
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