Gabriel managed to make it up that whopping one flight of stairs when he recognized Lucifer's reference. Before he belted out the next verse, he had Castiel pick him up bridal style, and carry him up the stairs. Cas was always a sucker when it came Gabriel.
"My brother, Lucy, you have summoned me with your sudden reference to the thing." Gabriel smirked as he held onto Cas's neck. Cas groaned, of course his brother wouldn't get down, he's Gabriel.
Dean's eyes flicked between Cas and Gabe remarking, "Man dude, not to be offfensive but you look like shit. I mean usually you look semi-okay but today it just looks like a horse shit on your face."
"Oh Dean, you always know what to say." Gabriel sighed, "Is he hitting on me."
"HA! No. Have you seen Cas, like holy fuck." Dean winked at Castiel. Castiel blushed.
"Awww you two are too cute." Lucifer gushed.
"Anyway Luce, before these two take each other now, why were you referencing my husband?" Gabriel said, tearing Cas's gaze away from Dean. Dean winked at Cas, thinking how did he get so fucking lucky to have him.
"Dean and I are plotting, dear." Lucifer said.
"Against what?" Gabriel and Cas asked.
"The fucking asshats who did this to you." Dean replied to Gabriel, "You're basically family, nobody fucks with you."
Gabriel gave a heart broken smile saying, "You know what's funny? I've worn fugging lipstick to school, hell I've worn skirts. Yet the only time I've been beaten up is when my own brother finds out I like a boy." He laughed, but it was bitter. The room seemed smaller around him, "Don't fucking pity me you three. They've done this to you too, Cas, and I'm not fucking around, I'm kicking their asses, so you two better have a pretty grnine plan."
Dean turned to stare at Cas's face, imagining the same scrapes, bruises, scars that were on Gabriel's face on Cas's. He felt the anger bubble up under his skin, "We will. When you...care about people you fight for them." But care wasn't the real word. And this wasn't directed as Gabe.
"I say we go after Marv first then. He's the weakest." Castiel said, avoiding eye contact.
Marv Metatron was a class act dick. He hung around mothafucking alleys and tried to hook up with 15 year old girls because everyone his age hated him. Lucifer had beat the shit out of him on numerous occasions. But still he had the audacity to beat up Gabriel and Castiel on numerous occasions.
"Hey AssHat, got any good stories from your gay club." always the king of wit, he shouted this after Castiel.
"Marv, how are you?" Castiel replied in the fakest fake voice to ever be imagined.
"Cut the crap, Castiel. Where's your faggy little brother? Still reeling from the can of whoopass I opened on him?" Marv said.
Castiel laughed into air, "HA. Yes because you are totally the toughest of the tough. You barely left a bruise on me, the only way you can hurt a person is by pulling out daddy's pocket knife."
"What did you just say to me, Fag?" Marv moved closer to his face.
"I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, MARV." Castiel shouted. Six people turned their heads, and whipped out their phones, "Kisses Marv, catch ya later baby."
Dean smiled as Castiel retold the story, though he knew what happened, six people from school had already told him about that hot guy from school who fished out Marv's secret.
He threw his arm over Cas's shoulder and smiled at his boyfriend.
"He's such a...assbutt." Castiel said.
"Babe, you're a mess." Dean replied.
"You like it that way, sweetie." Castiel said back.
"CAN U NOT." Gabriel smiled so wide his faced almost split in two. Sam sat on the floor to admiring a) the cuteness of these two, b) Gabriel.
"So, Sam," Castiel thinks of this, *completely off topic*, "How are things with you and Anna?"
Sam looked at the ground, "She didn't tell you? We decided to just be friends. She's interested in someone else."
"Ah, sorry Sammy." Dean said, leaning forward to ruffle Sam's hair, Cas frowned when the pressure was no longer behind his back. Dean turned his head back, admiring Cas's little squinting motion, and chuckled, leaning forward to press a kiss on Cas's lips. It was a firm press, but nothing short of a promise for more kisses later. Castiel kissed him back, chastely aware that Sam and Gabe were rigth there. Dean moved back into his spot, while running his hands through Cas's hair, massaging the back of his skull.
"You are literally the cutest people alive. First Cas is super badass, two Cas and Dean, ugh I mess go blog, Sam c'mon." Gabriel said, pulling Sam along feeling very little pain in his aching shoulders.
"He's totally in love with my brother." Dean whispered to Cas, the other boy turning to smile at him.
"Yeah, yeah he is." Suddenly it didn't feel like they were talking about Sam and Gabe.