MWAHAHA I'm epic! I basically did this all on my own with little permission of what I wrote from my interview-ees. Yeah, it's totally epic. Really random and SO much fun to write.
Season two season finale!
Allstar ends, hosts ride up on lelephants
MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE ARE SO EPIC WE'VE DONE TWO SEASONS!
SR: Amen sister.
B: You know what, I'm so bored, here have Rootbeer Skylar.
L: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
MK: Taylor Swift is Awesome… Ooooh we called it off again last night…
SR: I'm a pretty weasel!
FZ: Haha so am I!
L: I'm scared now…
B: And here comes our special guests, Taffeh. A. Llama. And, Empty Thoughts! Riding in on llamataurs!
ET: We are so awesome…
TAL: True dat.
MK: Today we'll be, for the very least, interviewing Octavian!
C(Crowd): BOO!
O: Well don't hurt yourself applauding.
MK: DON'T TOUCH MY WEBKINZ!
B: Sorry, she's annoying, I'll handle her. *Pulls out wand. Makes MK tiny.
MK: HEY!
L: Cool! Now I can keep my girlfriend in a peanut butter jar!
O: You are sick.
L: She's easier to handle.
O: Ooh, lots of webkinz, I think I'll go murder them!
B: Sorry, first question! *Pulls him back* *Whispers to Leo, "MK is annoying but he's worse…"* Why are you such a jerk?
O: Pardon me?
B: Don't pretend to not be a jerk. We all know you are. Jason told us so.
O: Ugh Jason! I hate that imbecile.
L: Excuse me, did you just call my bestfriend an imbecile?
O: Uh maybe why?
L: *Lights his hand on fire*
B: Wait! Leo, you can murder him after the dare, I dare you to kiss Drew.
O: Okay.
O: Hey babe, wanna kiss.
D: I don't have a boyfriend right now, not that that matters, okay!
D and O: *Kiss*
MK: *From peanut butter jar (clean, thankfully)* And now we interview my annoying half brother, Travis son of Hermes! (Note, Travis son of Hermes is actually a Fanfiction username)
TSOH: Hey Ree Ree, in a jam?
MK: It's a peanut butter jar you cretin.
TSOH: Ooh the little dolly knows big words!
MK: When my size is returned I promise your death.
TSOH: Please never return her size.
L: Why do you call her Ree Ree?
TSOH: Muh-ree-uh.
L: Oh. I don't get it…
MK: Why are you my boyfriend?
L: Please remember I'm the one with the advantage here.
MK: You wouldn't.
L: Nah I wouldn't, your too hot.
TSOH: GUYS! T RATED SHOW!
SR: That. Was. Fun.
ET: MK! Skylar just hijacked my llamataur.
MK: I'm two inches tall. What do you expect me to do about it?!
TAL: I'll save him!
ET: Her, Taffeh, her.
TAL: I'll Save her!
ET: My hero.
SR: So Travis, why are you so annoying?
TSOH: Genetics.
SR: Ahhhh… Can I have another rootbeer?
B: I value my life so, no.
SR: Hey Travis, do you like rootbeer?
TSOH: Are you kidding me? I love it! Every time I drink it, or even hold a can of it, it reminds Maria of you and she gets a headache!
SR: You get a headache when you think of me? Aww how sweet!
MK: Your Twelcome. BECCA! I am so flaming your stories.
B: No!
L: And she can do it too. Her boyfriend is a fire user.
MK: You don't get flaming do you?
L: Not really no.
B: Let's not explain, he might get power crazy.
SR: Hey Travis I dare you to kill yourself!
TSOH: There has to be an alternative.
SR: *Grins* Justin Bieber. I mean Dustbin Dweeber, sorry.
TSOH: *Dies*
MK: Sorry! Nicole shall now revive you! Well actually, this silence is nice… So, maybe later big bro?
NDA: Yeah. Later. He looks so peaceful, that's a first…
MK: And now we're interviewing Aguilita Cruz!
B: Heh, your voice is squeaky…
MK: I'm going to kill you.
L: Hey, aren't you called Itsi?
AC (Not Annabeth Chase!): Yup!
L: And aren't you that girl I used to date?
AC: Uh huh.
MK: LEO!
L: Hey, I'm all yours now so you can see how it turned out.
AC: I still love you Leo!
MK: Back off, lady.
AC: I don't feel threatened by you.
MK: When my size is returned you will.
N: Cat fight!
B: *Snorts* More like Cat and Mouse fight.
AC (Annabeth chase): *Sobs* My initials are shared by a maniac!
RRG (Random reviewer girl): And it also stands for Air conditioning!
AC and AC: NOT FUNNY!
AC: Did we…?
AC: Just do unison…?
AC and AC: *SOB*
MK: Drama queens. Man, now I can't tell which is which.
L: I'll separate them. Hold on *Saunters up to the ACs* Hey baby.
AC: Ew get away I have a boyfriend loser!
AC: My love!
MK: LEO! THAT DOESN'T HELP!
B: So Itsi, is this the only thing that gets on MK's nerves? If not please share, it's a common interest.
AC: Er… No, this is it. *Get's a whispered message from Hugs* Oh yeah, and Annabeth, Hugs, Maria and I are all afraid of spiders. That fact really bugs her.
B: Man. I wanted ammo.
MK: What's the most stealable thing off you?
AC: My wallet.
MK: Bloody size, I will flame you!
B: *Sob* No! Take my anything! I'll be your slave! Just- don't- flame- my- stories!
MK: Eternal slave?
B: Sure!
MK: Okay!
B: That was easy, wait, Skylar, what did I just promise MK?
SR: To be her eternal slave.
B: Uh oh…
L: Itsi, dare time, this one's from Maria, you have to go to Tartarus and stay there for three minutes, then never try and date me again.
AC: The alternative is JB isn't it?
MK: Twenty four hours of it.
AC: Ciao guys! Ciao Leo…
B: So guys, who did we kidnap for this season finale?
SR: One direction
MK: Owl City.
L: Lots and lots of shabbily dressed cheerleaders…
B: Personally I kidnapped your two friends MK.
MK: Sketch and Freed? Oh no, don't stick them on me, those are Hugs' friends.
S: Sup guys!
H6: Don't say that. And while your at it draw me a duck.
S: Do I have to?
H6: Do you value your body parts?
S: Yes ma'm.
F: FUZZY BLOB!
H6: Freed put your glasses back on. Becca, your in charge make sure no one kills each other and that Sketch draws me a duck.
B: WOOH! I'm in charge! In your face, um, who am I gloating too?
L: I don't care.
MK: Me neither.
SR: Not me.
S: *Looks up* Huh? I'm to busy drawing a duck, what did you say?
F: Fuzzy blob…
MK: Say something normal Freed.
F: Well you're tiny today.
MK: Forget about it, nonsense works, hey, we put up with Skylar..
SR: *Grins* Bacon Puppy…
MK: Right.
AY (Adam Young of Owl City): Can I come out?
LO1D (Liam of One direction): Yeah?
B: You stuck our captives in the closet? How inhumane, I wish I'd thought of it…
MK: It is a big closet. Leo, send the cheerleaders back.
CL (Cheer leaders): What does that spell? Cause we don't know…
L: Yeah your right. Go back to Aphrodite girls.
CL: Huh?
L: School! I mean school! Go back to school girls!
MK: Nice save Leo.
L: Thank you- Oh. Sarcasm.
MK: Right.
B: Sing my puppets sing!
MK: And we were talking about Leo being power crazy.
B: MK! Liam isn't singing for me!
MK: Your whipping him, try Adam.
AY: Get me out of this nut house!
MK: There is no way out Adam…
AY: Who said that? I'm going crazy aren't I?
L: We'll let you out when you sing us a song.
AY: Okay… To my friends who read the blog,
Pour yourselves another eggnog 'cause without you, I don't know where I would be.
Merry comfy cozy Christmas!
From,
Owl City
MK: No fair! You sang your shortest song! Becca, whip him.
B: *Whips Adam* Now you can go.
AY and LO1D: *Floor disappears from under them* *Starts falling* AHHHH!
S: DONE! My best duck ever!
MK: Eh. NASA duck was better.
L: I thought you didn't know this guy.
MK: I don't. Hugs just has his art posted on her deviantart account.
S: She didn't post NASA duck. She posted Minecraft duck.
L: LIAR! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MINECRAFT DUCK!
MK: Someone is a minecraft nerd.
SR: Yes, and that someone's name is Maria.
MK: What? Leo got me hooked!
RR: Oh come on. First my laptop, then my clothes (That was an epic birthday party…), now my kids?
MK: Check the closet, and hey, I didn't kidnap them.
L: Um MK?
MK: Oh, yeah, I did…
F: Um, Ha- *Gets slapped by Becca*- I mean hugs, when do we get paid?
H6: Do you actually think I pay any of you? Ha! You can have some ice cream.
F: Pie?
H6: Go for it.
MK: This is boring. I'm going to raid my own Stolen Items museum.
TSOH: Thanks Nicole! Can I help?
MK: No. Don't get ANY ideas buster. Leo, the ropes.
L: How are you going to raid your own museum if you're tiny?
MK: Right. Becca!
B: DON'T TALK TO ME I'M LISTENING TO MAROON FIVE!
L: Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca. Hey Becca.
B: Don't you have anything better to do?
L: Well I would go repeatedly kiss my girl friend but someone turned her into a Lilliputian.
B: Ooh you know a big word! For that I'll turn her back. Plus you are REALLY annoying me.
MK: *Hugs Leo* Thanks Leo!
B: Ahem.
MK: *Chokes* Thanks Becca. Hey Travis, Leo, let's go raid an ice cream shop!
TSOH: In case you haven't noticed, I'm tied to a chair.
MK: Leo the button.
L: *Presses button* This never gets old…
MK: Let's go!
S and F: Thanks loyal viewers, we're almost to one hundred reviews! Please help Hugs achieve her goal!
F: Do we at least get paid for that?
H6: In that supply closet there is one hundred pies, knock yourself out.
S and F: *Runs into supply closet*
H6: *Locks door*
SR: There isn't really any pie in that closet is there?
H6: *Grins* Nope. Come on! Let's go Calamari Narwhal.
SR: Now you're talking.
Credits (While Forget about you plays)
Cast:
Skylar
Becca
Leo
Maria King
Guest stars:
Frank Zhang
Empty Thoughts
Taffeh A. Llama
Octavian
Drew
Travis Son of Hermes
Nicole Di Angelo
Aguilita Cruz
Annabeth Chase
Random Reviewer girl
Sketch and Freed
Adam Young
Liam of One direction
Cheer leaders
Rick Riordan
Special thanks to:
Rick Riordan
Fan fiction
Smash mouth
Empty thoughts
Taffeh A. Llama
Travis Son of Hermes
Aguilita Cruz
Owl City
Big time rush
And, others…
Make my 100 review dream possible! FIVE more! And please suggest things for season three, including a possible new theme song! Thank you! Thank you!