And the final results are in:
MOLIVER: 373
LOLIVER: 350
And without further painful waiting for an update... the final chapter of "If My Girlfriend's Rico There's Gonna Be Trouble" begins NOW:
ALTERNATE ENDING
"But Jake knows your secret. You might never get that chance with anyone else again." Lilly said sounding disappointed that she took her BFF's man without a second thought – but technically, he was her match after all and she shouldn't have felt bad about it. She pushed Oliver over to Miley. "You can have him, Miles."
"What are you doing?!" Oliver shrieked, strangely sounding very feminine as he was pushed into Miley's arms.
Miley blushed, and pushed him back into Lilly's waiting arms (well, her arms weren't really waiting and he hit her elbows, but Lilly recovered quickly and put her arms around him and kissed him on the top of his head).
"You're a true BFF, Miley."
"We've still got a lot of talking about this to happen."
"Yeah… I'm sure we do." Lilly agreed and then squealed suddenly. "Group hug!" Lilly squealed again and engulfed the two of them.
When Miley got back home she turned on her computer and went through Jackson's contacts, which was pretty easy because anyone in their right mind would know that Jackson's password was going to be "hotchicks". She scrolled down and sent a message.
TennesseeMiles: Hey, evil scheming munchkin, I need your help.
Irule4eva: Well, well, well… looks who has finally awoken to destiny.
TennesseeMiles: I need to get my BFF to break up with my BF and I'm not evil or scheming enough to do it myself.
Irule4eva: You came to the right place toots. You and I are gonna make sweet, sweet music together.
But however…
MOLIVER WINS!
Which means that this is the REAL ending… and will be where the sequel is taking off from.
Enjoy! (And revel in your hard-earned victory Molivites)
Filming Miss Miley
"But Jake knows your secret. You might never get that chance with anyone else again." Lilly said sounding disappointed that she took her BFF's man without a second thought – but technically, he was her match after all and she shouldn't have felt bad about it. She pushed Oliver over to Miley. "You can have him, Miles."
"What are you doing?!" Oliver shrieked, strangely sounding very feminine as he was pushed into Miley's arms.
"Lights!" Lilly commanded and the lights around them at Rico's went on like stadium lights almost blinding the two of them in each other's arms who were (less figuratively than it sounds) caught like deer in headlights."What are you doing?" Oliver shrieked again.
"Ohhh yeah… got yourself a REAL man there Lilly." Miley muttered, covering her eyes.
"And action!" Lilly called again and by the time their eyes adjusted to the brightness Rico was in front of them with a camera in his hands.
"What are you doing?" Oliver shrieked for a third time.
Rico laughed at him. "Being a big man for the camera there I see."
"You two didn't really think…?" Lilly began, laughing so hard that Miley thought brain might start coming out of her nose. "Oliver? And me?!!"
"Well Jackson sure thought so" Miley stated.
Lilly's eyes either darkened considerably or the red dots she had been seeing had worn completely off. Oliver on the other hand was still feeling around in front of him as if he was blinded. Miley had to smack his hands out of the way if they came too close to parts of her she didn't want him to touch.
"I just knew that unless I did something drastic, neither of you would admit how you felt for each other. Oh, and Miley… wave to the camera because I'm web-camming this to all your family back in Tennessee."Miley just felt like she'd been hit on the head with a rock. "Even Luanne?"
"Especially Luanne. I don't think she'd want to miss this." Came the amused Lilly. "Oh and this might just be broadcasted to the entire school as well" she added in her high voice.
Miley swallowed. "It might be what?"
"So don't do anything you wouldn't want Jake to see."
Miley started to wring her hands together. "Oh, I'm going to do something alright…" she began advancing towards Lilly who yelped and ran past Rico down onto the beach. Miley stalked right past the boys as well, leaving Oliver without his support to fall down onto the sand.
"So… you've been duped by your two best friends. How does it feel?" Rico went in on a close up shot of Oliver's left nostril, exclaiming a moment later, "Wow. It really is bigger than the other one!"
Oliver blinked a couple of times and then collapsed. It was too much excitement for one day for him.
"I just thought if he was taken… then you would wait for so long to go out on a date with him!" Lilly squealed as Miley held her wrists down and brought her face down to peer at her angrily, sitting on her torso.
"You really thought I was too much of a chicken to go out with him?" Miley softened her grip.
"Well… I wouldn't have said 'chicken'. Maybe more like a mongoose?" She offered.
"So I'm a mongoose?"
Lilly sighed deeply. "Look Miley. Do you like Oliver or what?"
"I guess. It's just weird to admit it." Miley got up off Lilly and sat down beside her.
"Well... if you like him so much, what are you doing sitting here with me?" Lilly lifted herself up with her hands and dusted the sand off her body.
"So… what am I supposed to do now?"
"Go back. Kiss him on camera because I promised your Mamaw that I'd make you do that and don't hurt me for planning this."
Miley pulled her best friend into a hug. "Thank you." She said to her and turned back towards Rico's shack, running up to see if Oliver had recovered from the light.
He hadn't. He had passed out. "Aw, not again" Miley complained, getting down on her hands and knees while Rico zoomed in and out on the camera.
"And now for the money shot" Rico said, zooming in on Miley's backside.
"Oliver! Oliver!" She slapped him across the face a couple of times. He didn't reawaken.
Miley saw Lilly out of the corner of her eye. "I'm gonna need a bucket of water, pronto."
"Okie Dokie" Lilly replied, jumping over the counter at Rico's and causing Rico to get the camera off Miley's rear and follow her shouting for her to get out of his shop.
Lilly jumped back over with a bag of ice. "Will this do?"
"Yep" Miley replied as Lilly rushed over with the bag. They both worked at tearing it open, Miley at one end, Lilly at the other until it finally broke and ice went all over Oliver's body and face.
That did the trick. "Yahhh! No mom, I wasn't having those thoughts about Lilly's mom again. I swear!" He said in a daze.
"Oliver" Miley barked at him, trying to get him back to reality.
"M… Miley?" His eyes were readjusting properly this time. He grinned at her cheesily. "Miley" he repeated again, this time sounding relieved. "What's going on? Have you accepted me and Lilly?"
"There is no you and Lilly" she hoped she didn't sound too harsh.
"There isn't?"
"It was just a ploy to get me to ask you out on a date."
Oliver looked disappointed for a second and turned his head back so he could view Lilly upside-down as well from his spot on the ground. "Really?"
"Yes, really" Lilly answered him.
"Oh" Oliver said simply, keeping silent for a moment.
"If you don't want to…" Miley broke the silence.
"No I do!" Oliver brought himself up to look at her. Lilly indicated for Rico to get closer with the camera.
Miley looked at him, wondering if she had enough guts to do what Lilly told her to do. She finally decided she didn't want to be a mongoose and leaned over him. "Mamaw wanted me to do this" she told him before leaning all the way and grazing her lips with his. He, as dazed, kissed her back with his eyes closed, not really comprehending what was happening enough to get closer to her, his hands still supporting him on the sandy ground.
"Yeah sure. Blame your Mamaw" Oliver commented as she stopped kissing him to see if there was going to be any further response from him.
"Ok now you two… wave for the camera" Lilly and Rico chorused not completely in sync.
Oliver and Miley blushed and Miley picked up his hand and waved it for him.
"How embarrassing."
"We'll never be able to live it down" replied Oliver.
"This would have been so much easier if you had of just been my iDate match."
"Easier… but not as fun."
Lilly got down on her hands and knees and put her arms around the two of them. "That's right. This was fun."
"We'll have to do it again sometime" Miley replied, her voice full of irony.
Lilly didn't seem to catch it though. "We sure will" she smiled to herself dreamily. "We sure will…"
"Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to yooooooooooooooooooooooooou! Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Hear that? It must be the sound of Bucky Kentucky singing, which means it's time for you to wait patiently for the sequel (and go to my PROFILE to go to the TRAILER for it).
Donuts and scones (as bribes) can be sent via PM or review, you just have to squash them a little.
Thanks for reading! And make sure to give kisses to poor, on-the-verge-of-a-heart-attack-Oliver on the way out.
NOTE: Just because Moliver won THIS ROUND, doesn't mean that Loliver won't happen in the sequel. You, readers, just have to make it happen by blackmailing me (or reviewing, whatever works for you).
Peace out.
J.L.