It's Finally here. No music for this chapter though, maybe Tak's theme on Loop if it makes you happy.
I don't suggest listening to the episode, for this has actual emotions and deja vu in it. In other words
it might take too long to explain what Zim is thinking and the dialog might be starting when I do.
Man for the opening I had to pause and see Zim's face before the outbreak. HE HAD CROSS EYES.
And was looking down.
TAK: The Hideous New Girl (Zim)
I looked at my pencil. Another day trying to figure out who that girl was. Hi I'm- "No, NO, NO!" Mrs.
Bitters yelled, of course taking me out of my trance. I stared. "You'll pay for this one" She hissed and
slammed the phone down causing it to catch fire. "Class Despite my Moral outbreak, the School
Principal is allowing you to celebrate Valentine's Day this year" She hissed. I have never heard of such
a day. I was about to ask, why we celebrate a day for a man named Valentine when everyone around me
went crazy. I stared, Zita had jumped out of her seat and ran somewhere and Brian was shooting paper
balls. This was a violent tradition. "Maybe it's better I don't say anything" I thought to myself. "Go
ahead pass out your valentine's meat slabs. It's Traditional" Mrs. Bitters told us. I shuddered. "I left my
meat at home, sorry I sort of forgot it and GET THAT OUT OF MY FACE!" I yelled throwing the girl's
meat slabs into her face. I flicked off one that was still on my desk. "Mrs. Bitters? I read that long ago
people used to give out cards and candies on Valentine's Day, how did the whole meat thing get
started?" The Dib-Worm asked. That is sort of a large jump. From snacks and paper, to Weapons.
"You don't want to know" It answered. I tried to figure out the voices again. Hey It's me- "I had a
Valentine once" I ignored this. You remember T- An Alarm went off. I glared. Mrs. Bitters had a phone.
"Ugh. Another one?" She asked setting the phone down. "To celebrate overcrowding at Skool A new
student will be joining the class." Mrs. Bitters said. A huge jet was setting down. I glanced over at the
creepy cat. A large light blinded me. Ignoring it I stared at the new girl in the class. "Hi, I'm Tak. I'm
new here" I blinked. "Hello Tak" Everyone, but me and the Dib-Worm said. She walked into the class.
Odd walk for a filthy Worm-baby. She stopped in front of me. "My dad's the head of the Delicious
Weenie Corporation, That was his jet out there, So I brought Valentine's Weenies for EVERYONE!"
She yelled weenies exploding from her backpack. Okay so why're you telling me this? I turned to look
at everyone. Irk they are creepy. "Yea! Weeners!" Half the class yelled in a pile of them. "Weeners
rock!" another one yelled. They were gorging themselves on the vile stuff! Pitiful animals, eating the
weaponry. "Except that kid" Tak said jumping on Mrs. Bitters desk. I turned around. "Weenies
Shmeenies! Zim needs no meats!" I crossed my arms and closed my eyes. "For him I have prepared
a poem!" She said. I opened one eye to hearing her cough. "Eh?" I asked quietly confused. "Looks like
Zim has a girlfriend!" Sara called out. Tak glared at her and I turned around. Why does this scene seem
familiar? I stared horrified. I was next to the creepiest Dirt-Child ever and she insults her. I'm in HER
LINE OF FIRE! "It's not nice to embarrass people. You should apologize and eat your eraser" Tak
hissed. I saw a glint in her eye and stared confused. I turned around to see what Sara would do. I had
a weird Cloth feeling in my mouth. Like I've been forced to do that before. "Yes Tak, I'm sorry Zim"
Sara said and started eating the biggest eraser ever. Something was odd about this female. "For longer
than I can remember I've been looking for someone like you..." I turned around realizing: This was
addressed to me! "Someone with a head like yours and a Torso too." I turned around, the class was
looking at me. Odd. And was that an insult to me? "Birds sing and you're gonna pay the end. HERE'S
SOME MEAT COVERED IN BARBECUE SAUCE!" She yelled and threw it at me. It burned so
much. "AGH!!" I screamed. Through the searing pain could hear Mrs. Bitters voice. "Thank you
Tak that was horrible. Now you'll need a place to sit" My mind was begging. Anywhere, but me.
Anywhere, but me. Anywhere, but ME. "YOU! You're being transferred to the underground
classrooms. I held in my screams of pain to see a kid behind Dib I don't know fall through. Then I
continued my screaming. "And you I'm just tired of you." Mrs. Bitters said. I heard Brian screaming.
Well at least my pain was shared. I ran to the back of the classroom screaming. My eyes were glued
shut and I ran into a wall. "Mrs. Bitters are there Really underground classes?" Dib-worm asked. "Sure,
whatever" Mrs. Bitters commented. I was on a table in searing pain now. I rolled off and a bookshelf
fell on me, knocking the meat off.
"Burning..."
The Tallest (Red)
I sat around boredly. Nothing was really happening other than Reza disappearing. Or well, I know
where she is...Heh. But Purple thinks I apologized for over-reacting so we're back here waiting for
calls. Zim's the only Invader that calls us Every Day And in our private quarters. "Master Red,
incoming transmission" The computer said. I elbowed Purple. "Let's get the puppets." I said. Purple
nodded. I pulled them out from under the couch and put them sitting in a comfortable position.
"Answer it" I told the Computer. It sighed and Zim popped up on screen. I got a small view. He looked
like he had walked through a fire and tied himself to a pole. I want to know who did this to him. And
give them an honor. "I apologize for my appearance I mean no disrespect. A new Child-" Zim started.
"Hey You're not Pur!" GIR yelled. Purple got a worried look on his face. "How would a SIR unit know
and why did it call me Pur?" Purple whispered. I shrugged. "BE QUIET!" Zim yelled. We sighed a
breath of relief. "My Tallest a New child attacked me with meat. My conclusion; She's in LOVE with
me!" Zim yelled. We laughed, only Zim would think getting attacked and getting the living crud beat
out of him was a sign of affection. These calls got better everyday. We should really turn his life into a
show, Irkens would love it. Plus it would give us something to do. "This may be valuable because I can
use the child to study human affection" Zim said. I accidentally knocked Purple's Puppet's head off.
Purple now had his head there. "Which I have been able to determine is PAIN based" He hissed.
I laughed. "Um... That's great Zim" Purple said stifling a laugh. "Sounds Great." Purple lied. Well it
did to me. The longer Zim studies the affection of those people, the more we get to see him hurt. I
laughed. "Don't worry that's just my arms flailing and giggling." Purple hissed. I punched him with his
hand. "Stop it! Stop it!" Purple yelled. I started to laugh. "And once I'm done with the child, I will
destroy her." Zim hissed. Ah, Yes. Zim still hasn't changed from being a player. Although this is his
greatest plan ever, keep getting hurt Zim! You have the Tallest approval. Just make it funny.
"That's okay Zim, well we have another call" Purple lied. We cut the transmission. We died laughing.
"Hey! We really do have another call." I said confused. The Irken's face popped up on screen. "That..
That's Tak Purple" I whispered. Purple nodded gawking. Irk her whole family is back to cause us pain.
"My leaders I offer gifts to prove my worthiness as an invader" She said. We nodded slowly. Last
thing we want to do is A. Remind her of what REALLY happened. B. Anger her in any way. Even if
she's loyal, she isn't Zim. We can't insult her to her face and expect to come out of it in full health.
"I have created a magma pump to hollow out the Earth's core" Purple choked. "She's already on
EARTH? Something might click Red." Purple whispered. I nodded. "And then I'll fill the planet with
snacks as an offering to my Tallest" We lost a little attention with Earth. "Yes, but Earth is kind of..."
Purple started looking for the words. "You never considered Earth valuable, but I shall make it
valuable" She hissed. "Of course, can you kill Zim in the process?" I asked. She nodded. "Then you
may do it. If and only If you kill Zim You will be an invader" I said. Purple stared at me. "You're wrong
my Tallest." She said. I was about to lecture her when she continued.
"It's not If I kill Zim, it's when I kill Zim"
The School Yard (Zim)
I saw Tak sitting next to Dib. I hissed, the last thing I need is for him to ruin my little guinea pig.
I ran over and pushed him off. "I have come to accept your feelings for me I congratulate you on
acknowledging my superiority, choosing me as your love pig." I said. She stared at me. "Feel
Honored!" I yelled. Silence. What is she deaf? She should be groveling at my feet, begging for
forgiveness on yesterday's assassination attempt. She pulled out some Barbecue sauce and sprayed it
at me. "Ack!" I yelled getting hit with it. "Maybe you really are an alien like Dib says, A horribly
disguised, disgusting, horrible one?" She said. Odd that end sounded like a question. My anger
replacing my many questions I got up. "Nonsense! Despite his huge head, the Dib-Monkey is quite
stupid." I hissed. "My Head's not big!" I heard the Dib-worm yell. "Now prepare your brain, filthy
beast of meat and hair, your magical lurve adventure begins now!" I yelled picking her up and setting
her down, away from the half wall. She started to laugh. She pointed at me. I looked down as she
continued laughing. Now she pointed behind me and we both started laughing. She threw a trashcan on
me and kicked me off.
What happened to Zim.
Mon- Splashed by juice after attempting to giver her muffin
Tue- Attacked by meat while attempting to give it to her
Wed: Tied to a chair and head in a box for trying to give her a present. THEN attacked by dogs while
giving her flowers
Thurs, stuffed into a mailbox, Books fell on to me while trying to help her
Fri: Food dumped on me for no reason
Annoyed and burning I walked into my base. "You're on fire!" An upside down GIR pointed out.
"Am I? Ah well" I said looking at my self. Such a proud Irken Invader, his entire image destroyed! By
one simple little female. I walked in. "I think I've learned enough about human affection, I HATE it!
Especially the part with the Beans Our friend Tak is no longer useful to us." I hissed. The doorbell
rang. I turned around and used Computer to see through the door. Of course it's "Beat me till I'm Black
and Blue" Tak. I opened the door after GIR got his disguise on. The cat quickly ran in next to GIR and
glared. "Okay... Tak! I'm glad you came here, it gives me a chance to end our HIDEOUS
relationship and I will enjoy your shrill crying having being rejected by ZIM!" I yelled. "You have
gawt to be kidding" She said. "I assure I am quite serious now CRY! CRY like you have never
cried!...Before." I yelled. To my surprise she laughed. Her cat was now beside her. And I watched as a
hologram faded before her very CREEPY and UNCOMFORTABLE, laugh. It stopped to reveal an
Irken. "You...You're Irken! WHAT IS THIS?!" I yelled. "You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined"
She hissed. "Eh?" "You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined" "EH?" "You're confused allow me to
explain" She said sounding upset.
Taks story, well her incorrect one anyway
"It was 50 years ago on the Irken military training planet Devastis, I've been waiting years to take my
final test to become one of the Irken Elite soldiers, and should the need arise be one of the invaders."
Tak rises from lower levels, who can forget this scene? From earlier? We see Zim walk up to a
machine. Tak describes him as happy. (But he was in reality upset). He tries to get a snack. She sure
takes a long time to walk to the door. It fails he gets upset and hits the machine multiple times. He zaps
the machine with the laser. (If you've been reading this is all Skoodges fault) It still fails. He now runs
off and returns with the Mech 4. Or an Irken destroyer It's hard to tell. He LAUGHS as he blows the
machine to bits and we see Tak who took an hour walking to the freaking door struggling. We see Zim
eating his food. During this Tak is screaming for help. "NO!NO!!SOMEBODY HELP ME! THE
DOOR'S STUCK! MOVE THE DAMN THING!" (Yes if you stop she yells that.) Zim is now eating a
snack as the rest of the Irkens DIE. Okay she thinks she's the only one suffering, but still.
"You blew out the power for the entire half of the planet, but testing on the OTHER side went on
uninterrupted. I pleaded with the control Brain to let me take the test, but she said I'd have to wait
another 70 years. I was placed on a janitorial squad. I was placed on planet DIRT! But I escaped and
began my long search for the mysterious person who caused the blackout, And Ruined my life!"
Ends the Flashback
"I eventually tracked you to this horrible place, and took that rich weenie human as my false father."
I rolled my eyes, just break out the violin. "Yes, yes you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah
BIG DEAL!" I yelled. "This is about taking your mission Zim, not revenge!" She yelled. "You're after
revenge?" I asked. "NO! It's not about revenge! It's about taking what's rightfully mine" She hissed. I
looked around, isn't that a description of revenge? "I should have been an Invader! I should have been
part of the great assigning. I shouldn't HAVE to be stealing THIS planet from YOU!" She yelled
shoving me. "You're after my robot bee!" I yelled, trying to keep her off this subject. Although she
DID just help me piece together my time on Devastis. Much quicker than computer. Ignoring this I
held my robot bee. "NO! Listen to me! Listen Carefully!" She hissed. Being the sarcastic Irken I
needed to make her actually tell me the stuff (Or I was just plain bored) I started grunting and moving
my head in different positions. She sighed. "I'm a better invader than you could ever be. I planned it
perfectly. The plan I have in store for this nasty rock will so impress the Tallest, that they will have no
choice, but to make me an invader." She said posing. My eyes shot open. The TALLEST?? "What is
this?! And what is this plan?" I asked. She laughed. "Yes yes I'm a master of comedy, now tell me this
plan" I hissed. If it's good maybe after I destroy her I'll take it- Er... I mean... I'll know if she stole it
from me, being the genius and all. "PART 1 involves watching as I cripple your base so you can only
watch...AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!" She yelled. (So loudly it blew me away a couple inches) Her odd
SIR unit jumped forward and shot something out of it's head that electrocuted computer... Oh no... Oh
Irk this is bad. Computer! It...It won't work, it's shut off. Leaving me with...GIR "MY BEAUTIFUL
BASE!" I yelled. "Part two is-" "NO MY BEAUTIFUL BASE NO!!" "Part two is-" "NO!! MY
BEAUTIFUL BASE NO!!" " Part two IS!-" "NO!!" "Part-" "No!" "Okay I'm-" "No!" "Okay I'm
leaving now." She said after my panic attack was over. "But you didn't tell me your plan." I asked. She
shook her head and used her Pak legs to shoot out the front wall of my base. She used that to jump up
and, well... I think... Teleport? Her SIR unit followed cutting down my gnomes. And GIR's heads.
Then my robot bee flew off. This week is getting worse and worse.
"NO!!"
GIR and I were walking with a camera. "GIR never speak of this again! The thought of doing this
makes me feel like Dib, and that makes me make...Little...Sicky...Noises" I hissed to GIR. He saluted.
Putting the horrid thought out of my mind. An odd shady man asked me what I was looking for. "Hey
kid what're you looking for?" He asked. I looked at my camera then the hobo. Dare I say it? If I told
him, I would sound like Dib! Or if I talked to a hobo. "We's going to take pictures of the scary lady's
house!" GIR yelled. I glared."Oi, is it that scary lass with the Purple hair? Father of a weenie stand?"
He asked. "Er...Yes." I said. "Ye must like the lass, well I HATE HER!" I backed off. He didn't even
speak proper language. And he was growing. Wait. "I'm looking to destroy her!" I hissed. "So am I,
and I'll fight you for her! You have no chance against a HAM DEMON!" He yelled. I looked around.
Humans WERE clueless. I could walk around without my contacts and they wouldn't notice. It started
to shake me around. Freaking out I started to reach for what I could. Which evidentially wasn't much.
Finally I caught one of it's flags. Dragging it down with me when he lifted up I hit him with it.
Groaning and dropping me it ran off. Leaving behind some of Taks bases pictures. "What a horrible
adventure with that ham demon Whoo! But I've made no progress in figuring out what Tak's plan is." I
muttered. Irk I'm talking to myself. I need to stay away from Dib. "The base is still repairing itself and
the only other person with the facilities to-" I groaned. No,no,no,no,no,NO. "NO! I won't even consider
it!" I yelled. GIR stared at me. Sighing knowing I had to, I started my trek there. I mean at least if I get
hurt then Dib gets killed.
"So, You're my sons little foreign friend" The Membrane creature said. "Yes, I am" I said with a slight
twitch. "Hey what's the fastest way to fix a broken computer with the power to take over the ones in
the world?" I asked setting the odd tasting human beverage down. "I have an interesting story about
that!" The Membrane creature started. If he tells me something useful then I won't have to ask Dib's
help. " When I was just about your age I built my own computer. It was the most powerful one on
Earth capable of setting anything from a microwave to a plane off anywhere" He said. I sipped the odd
addicting beverage. "Ah yes so I used it a lot until I decided to try to upgrade it! And then it blew up in
my face, ah yes no more silly mistakes like that anymore." He said. I paused and looked at my Pak.
Well. I feel pathetic now. "Ah yes I know what you mean" I looked off. "Zim!" Dib yelled. "Ah, Good
morning son. Your little foreign friend is here to see you" The Membrane creature greeted. "Dad that's
the alien the ALIEN!" Dib said jumping on a chair. "Of course he is, you two have fun" The creature
said and walked off. I set down the drink. "What's going on Zim?" Dib asked. "It seems the enemies
have a common enemy, Tak. She's Irken and she's after my job and your planet" I hissed. "Oh come on,
I like Tak, and she hates you you're just jealous-" I got on the table with Dib. "This has nothing to do
with JELLY!" I hissed. What was he an idiot? Correction for challenging me he already is. "I've been
trying to figure out her plan, but it's been difficult, she's good! Not good like me, but still good" I
hissed. "This is just stupid" Dib said not believing me. "48 hours of trailing Tak and all I can come up
with are these photos I wrestled off that Ham Demon, They're of a Giant Evil weenie stand her father
has constructed." I said holding the pictures out. "But that's nothing" I muttered. Dib started to get
interested in the conversation. "Giant weenie stand IS weird, but it doesn't say anything about Tak" Dib
said. He muttered something after I didn't hear "I KNEW this was a bad idea!" I groaned. "She'll
destroy your world!" I hissed. "I can't believe you're even saying this!" Dib argued. His sister walked
in. "Your voices are making me sick" The Gaz said. "And when the Earth is a smoking ruin you'll wish
it had been ME who'd did it!" I hissed. I heard a hissing sound followed by pain. She threw soda on
me! "AGH! IT BURNS IT BURNS!" I screamed climbing to the window, opening it and jumping out.
I extinguished myself in some grass.
"Pitiful human I'll find out what she's doing myself"
Dib and Tak.
I scaled the wall of the Weenie stand carefully, my feet making less than a thud. Of course the high
tech machinery made it easier and less likely for me to kill myself scaling this thing. Gaz was probably
talking to the weenie man...Or something, I have no clue what my sister does half the time she could
teleport and I'd never know. She's creepy like that, but she's family and I have one screwed up family.
I felt rumbling as my machine hit a section. It opened up blinding me with light, but not blind enough
to where I couldn't grab the Ledge. I slid down the ramp into a wall...It hurt, needless to say it was a
corner and half me was on one side, another half on the other. It hurt, but screaming was something I
wouldn't do. I stood up carefully and awkwardly and looked around, it was huge. "Oh Man! What is
this place?" I asked, duh it was an alien base! It's undeniable... Tak is Irken..."It's a hot dog stand"
Gaz said irritated. I jumped at her voice. "Gaz?! How did you get-" I stopped, part of me said I didn't
want to know, even though if my sister can teleport that would be awesome. I took out my video
camera and recorded all I could see. Floating objects a whole Conveyor line of alien equipment, the
sadness drained out of me and curiosity took it's place. "No pictures please!" Tak said coming down
the elevator. "Tak? Look I can explain!" I stuttered. "No need! In a minute you won't remember having
seen any of this!" Tak growled. Her eyes flashed, nothing. I can Still remember. "this must be how she
got Sara off her back earlier" I thought. She let out a disgruntled hmm. "You must be smarter than the
rest of them" She said looking away for a second. "Let's see about your Sister!" She said flashing light.
Gaz threw soda on her. "Ack!" She screamed and tried to get the liquid off of her. "You're behind
This?" I asked startled. "No he is! Or at least his resources I only let him out to keep up appearances.
Kind of like Zim's robot parents. Only Good." She said limping from the soda. " You can't do this!
People will know something's up! I mean look at this place! It's Enormous!" I yelled at her. "The great
thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice." She said smugly. "All they see is
another face of Corporate Venture! Not a plan for world Conquest!" She yelled. "Wait is there really a
difference?" I asked. Then the Wall blew open and as I rose from the Rubble I saw...
Tak
I growled as I stared up. Zim. "It's over Tak! The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised
the moon to GIR" I hissed, this moron thinks he can tell ME off? After what HE did? "Zim!? How did
you know we'd be here?" Dib asked. I glared at them both idiots in a couple, they fight like an old
betrothed couple, although I don't think I could see Dib going gay. For some reason I can see Zim in a
Female suit. "I placed a tracking device on you" Zim hissed. This was almost fun to watch, but alas I
actually take what I do very seriously. "Your head smells like a Puppy!" I heard his SIR unit yell. I
must have tuned out Dib's freaking out, sadly. I glared at Zim. "This won't stop me from keeping my
promise to the Tallest!" I hissed. "MIMI ATTACK!" I yelled. Zim jumped back at my voice. Wimpy
little bug. Mimi ran out of her little containment chamber quickly. I grinned as she revealed her true
form and held Dib in the air. I almost felt sorry for Dib. Mimi threw him into a chute that went back to
ground level. She turned to a chuckling Zim, I would have much rather finished him off, but I'll have
another chance soon, I always do. Mimi ran towards him breaking the ground. "Aw...And that's new
linoleum" I said so quietly no one could here. It was sarcasm of course. "Ack!Uh...Uh Mimi! Down
Back!Gra-holy!" He stuttered backing away from Mimi, she eventually caught him and threw him in
the voot. She then grabbed GIR and threw him in as well. Taking this as my cue to leave I left for my
own Voot. I jumped into it, and left upwards to make sure the little big made it to the ground. I'll finish
him later. Mimi soon joined me. "Mimi, you're wet" I hissed. "Sorry Mistress Dib's ugly sister-" "I
don't really care right now, we need to make sure Zim isn't going to follow us!" I hissed. Mimi nodded.
I hovered quickly over where they landed. Fighting good, they'll be at this for hours if they are like I
observed. I flew off into the highest level of the base to get my plan ready. "Poor little bug he won't
even know what's happening." Mimi laughed. I joined her in a chuckle, before I got back to flying.
"Yes it is rather foul play, but I don't care." I said laughing. Mimi joined me before we both got
serious.
"But it's fair now..."
Zim
I stared at her on the screen...So...familiar, but I can't (And won't try) to figure out why. I need to stop
her so I can be the one to destroy Earth. "And hollow out the Earth's core." She said. "I can do that!" I
hissed. "I'll fill the planet with snacks as an offering to my Tallest" Tak finished. "Your leaders are just
taller than everyone else?" The Dib-worm asked confused. I glared, he honestly has no idea how
superior Irkens are to where we can do that. " You never considered Earth valuable at all, but I shall
make it valuable!" Tak hissed. "She stole this plan from me!" I yelled. "No she didn't" GIR said.
"Be quiet!" I yelled. This is easiest the worst day ever. She is trying to steal my job, everything! All
because of one stupid test? She's crazy! Even if she passed she'd be a horrible invader! I'd like to see
her try to put that plan into action! The ground started to rumble. My base moved. "It started" Dib
gasped. I almost wanted to smite that big head of his. Of course, what was your first clue the rumbling
or my base shaking? "Computer!" I yelled. "What?" It asked exhausted. "Ready the Voot I must stop
Tak, her little Joke has gone far enough" I hissed, she will rue the day she ever came to make me rue
the day, she rued...Ah whatever. "Wait you have to drop me off at the Weenie stand! Someone has to
shut the pump off!" The Dib-Monkey yelled after me. I groaned. True true, I wish it weren't, but even
someone like Tak would know that's true. "Don't touch anything in my Voot." I hissed. The only
similarity Irkens would ever have with humans. "You touch my ship you die" I hissed. The Dib-filth
gulped nervously. Stupid Human.
"Wow! Man! This ship is complicated!" The Dib-Worm yelled moving around the back of my ship
like a filthy Blumbee. My finger rested on the "dump" button. If he doesn't shut up I'll push it. Next
time he's in my ship I'll push it. Over a molten Volcano. "Wow do all of you Aliens have ships?" The
Filth said. "yes, but mine is the Best in the Empire" I hissed. "Hey what's that button do?" The Worm
asked. "Keep Talking. You'll find out." I hissed pushing his giant back. He kept talking. Annoyed I
pressed the button. Hopefully he fell into the magma. "There!" I yelled seeing her standing right by the
molten filth.
Tak (Again)
I stood laughing at my accomplishment, I did in maybe a day what Zim couldn't do in 11 months.
I heard the humming of a Voot behind me. "Zim" I thought and jumped down into my own Voot. I
knew this would go into space I knew it would. And I didn't take the time to kill him. Way to go Tak,
You're a genius. And I had what? 15 chances? Stupid bug won't die anyway. I shuddered for no reason.
Odd. We raced up the growing fountain of magma. "Mistress, is there something wrong?" Mimi asked.
I shook my head. We started shooting lasers at each other. I got hit. "Ack! Mimi! Is there any...Bad
damage?" I asked. "No Mistress, his ship is so old it couldn't crack the egg of a blumbee." I nodded
and gasped. Idiot! How could I forget the basic rule of piloting?! Never...EVER...Follow a ship.
I got in front of him. Maybe he was so stupid I could lead him through some magma if his ship is as
old as Mimi says the thing will disintegrate. Like I thought he started to follow my ship. I started
evasively scaling the Magma. He followed. "Mimi?" I asked looking around. I forgot about that and
got back to piloting. I went through a large Wall and Waves of Magma. I looked at my ships core
temperature. If this got too hot I'd be ejected. It was halfway there, if I got ejected then Zim's ship
would be destroyed. "What in the name of Miyuki?!" I asked after we went through the ball of
Magma, that should have destroyed the ship! How is Zim following me?! I got a bigger view of the
ship I couldn't really see. "It's a Voot Runner...Great not only is Mimi gone she lied to me too." I
hissed, Every Irken knew Voots were one of the best ships in the universe, how did he get a Voot
Runner? Those are only made for special Irken Elite guards on Foodcourtia. I decided to Ram his.
I got a quick glance at his face from that. Invader my foot, his Pak isn't designed for that. He's a fraud.
A stupid pitiful fraud. Why are the Tallest egging him on like this? Even I wouldn't do that! He
wouldn't even be that stupid. We went around the thing and went in for a head on collision. "Give up
Zim I built this ship myself!" I hissed, Mimi now back at my side. He glared. We continued our
ramming. We hit, and mine sort of spun off. The front of it was dented. I grabbed my implant and
made sure it was still there. "Mimi! Damage to the ship?" I demanded. "The shields are off line,
Mistress be more careful! The core temperature is 7 tenths of the way to it's ejection" Mimi said
concerned. "Crap." I muttered under my breath. Voot Runners don't have cores so, If I don't kill him in
it I'm screwed over. I saw the Window of his ship fly off. "He's still alive?" I asked. "How can he
survive something that totaled the front of his ship?!" I asked. Mimi shrugged. I glared.
"Dodedodedodedodedo!" I heard Mimi say. "?" I thought and looked back, what is wrong with Her?
I heard a hissing and turned around. She was going insane! She was acting Like...Zim. He
sabotaged my SIR unit somehow! "Ow!" I yelped as the Control Board gave me a shock. She was
destroying my ship! She jumped on to my Control Panel. "Ow!Hey!" I muttered ducking. She clawed
me and kicked me. "What are you doing?!" I asked looking up. I stared in despair as she started
moving, and stepping on my Keyboard. "Mimi!" I hissed trying to get control over her. She grabbed
my face. "D'ack! Don't! Stop!" I hissed. She kissed me. I lost complete control of my ship the
temperature was at the top. "No! Stop!Mimi!You're ruining-ACK!" I screamed as we spun out of
control I started frantically pressing any button I could find. I can't eject now! I've almost won! "You're
a worse pilot than I am!" I heard Zim yell. "Go figure" I muttered. Then the ass has to go ram my
ship. The lights went out. "Ack!" I yelped. Getting my composure together I sighed. "Great...It's
over" I said as I heard the front blow open and my escape pod launched. I observed painfully as
everything I worked for went down the drain. I lost, my pump was shutting down. Mimi was Broken.
I glared as I saw Zim's ship. "No one takes Zim's mission! No one!" I heard him yell. I aimed my
escape pod at him. It latched on And I glared at him. "I don't know how you did it! You're not even an
invader you know? The Tallest lied to you! You're mission's all a big LIE! I'll come back and uh-" I
noticed him pressing a button on his control panel. Stupid Voot Runners. And I was pushed off into
space. "Ack!"
Zim
I laughed as I heard her scream. Stupid inferior female, she isn't worthy of being Irken. "Heh, HEH"
I laughed. She was so stupid trying to tell me lies about my Tallest.
After I flew back a thought hovered in my mind. "Why'd she so it? Why would she go through all
that trouble?" I couldn't get that question out. "Why would she lie like that? I don't even know her!"
My mind lingering on those four questions, I landed. The base, now fully repaired, I entered it to call
my Tallest. "Computer!" I hissed. "What?" It asked. "Take me down to the transmission room, and set
up a line with my Tallest...And about a week ago you said you knew things about my past." I ordered.
"Yes, and?" It asked. "Tell me all that you know, like...Is there anything on a female named Tak? Or
anything I should really know? Tell me!" I demanded. I heard Computer sigh. "Master somethings
should never resurface from the days of those..." The Computer said. "Eh?" I asked. "Fine I'll tell
you after your call...Never let me have a moments peace" I heard Computer say. I nodded and had
Computer take me down. I grinned as the tallest came up on screen. "Greetings my Tallest!" I thought
I heard gasps and groans, but maybe my imagination. "Oh, yes You're alive" I heard Tallest Red say
in such a manner I think he could hardly contain his joy at seeing me again! "Yes I am." I said grinning.
"Tak's plan was ruined, the humans helped out...but...They..Were...Hypnotized by me into doing so!"
I said. "You should have heard the LIES she told about you! All that matters is that Taks evil Snack
plan was stopped!" I said hitting my panel. "Hey...I like snacks!" Tallest Purple said. "He likes snacks
Zim." I heard Tallest Red hiss. My antennae drooped, did I upset them? "I know you do...I know" I
said looking off to think. "Hello!" I heard GIR say cutting the transmission. The Tallest LIED to you!
I shuddered, she's just a liar. The Tallest love me! It's just this exception, when I DID screw up a little.
I should have taken her plan! Not destroy it, Well...Live and Learn...Heh...
"Now Where should I start?" I heard Computer think.
In Space floating by Conventia which has now been abandoned.
I finished fixing Mimi. "Mistress! What happened? Did we win?" She asked. I glared at her and took
out my Pak legs. I started etching into the wall what my next plan would be. "How did we lose?" She
asked. I glared at her without saying a word. "You-You're not blaming ME for all this are you?" I
rolled my eyes, and continued etching. "I guess we aren't going to get to go to the SIR convention next
year." My Pak leg broke. "That's it! Mimi! Set a course for the nearest planet to the new Conventia! I
know how we'll get back at Zim. It seems that I underestimated him, but when he comes and is
surrounded by people whom hate him I'll have the upper hand! And this time I won't let the little bug
live." I hissed. Mimi nodded. "7 months away." I groaned. "Hey do you know what GIR taught me
when I'd have to stay around all day? And the Annoying droid wouldn't leave me alone?" I groaned.
This cannot be good. "I can sing the Doom song now!" She said. "Now don't you wish you never
blamed me for any of this? Ah well might as well sing it!" I grabbed my antennae and put my head
in my lap.
"Doom-"
I FINALLY got it out! Took forever to do this stuff, and no this isn't 100 percent what happened in the
show because A. That would be against FF rules B. There were too many overlapping scenes C. It
was a good idea. Oh yes and two days ago I got punched in the eye. And I'm never discontinuing a
story. I never would and never will. Well I'm going to update IDOF soon as well so stop begging for
more! It's hard! And I'm saving up my violence and cussing for IDOF3:Nightmares Of Plagues