Origin Mew stared at the Cryogonal in disbelief before turning to Kyurem, his eyes filled with anger.

"You set this up?!" he asked, floating over Kyurem to give the appearance of himself being taller. Kyurem rolled his eyes in response.

"Well, duh. How stupid do you think I am? Can't be more stupid than you are for falling for this," The dragon taunted. The psychic type growled and raised his fists, before Cryogonal cleared his throat. Origin Mew stopped his attack and turned around, folding his arms.

"Oh, right," he said. "Now, what pitiful things did you accomplish while you were gone? My power is almost recharged, and nothing on this earth can stop me!" The cat laughed, but Cryogonal shook his head (body).

"I've brought a couple old friends for you to meet!" he cried, before somehow whistling. The three Pokémon stood still with bated breath, before a faint buzzing could be heard. As the buzz steadily grew louder and louder, the three looked up to see a massive, black cloud heading towards them. A cloud of Beedrill. There must've been about 500 in all, and they were all pointing in Origin Mew's direction.

"What do ya think of that?" Cryogonal said smugly. "A whole swarm of the strongest Bug Pokémon of generation 1!" The snowflake smirked, but quickly dropped at after seeing Origin Mew grin evilly and Kyurem face-palm. Origin Mew cracked his knuckles and flew in front of the swarm, which was advancing rapidly.

"Well, let us get this over with." He said as the first group of Beedrill came at him, preparing a Twinneedle attack. However, before any Beedrill could even get near him, Origin Mew flicked his wrist, letting a weak Psychic attack hit the group. Each Beedrill fell down in one hit, fainting before they could get an attack in.

This process was repeated for the next group, and soon, a pile of unconscious Beedrill lay at Origin Mew's feet. Kyurem patted Cryogonal on the head, who was currently in a state of disbelief.

"I think you've realized why Psychic types were so powerful back in the day." He said to the Ice type. "Never bring a poison type to the fight."

Origin Mew flew back down to the other two, having defeated three quarters of the swarm before the rest of the Beedrill turned around and fled the battle. Origin Mew yawned and stood in front of Kyurem and Cryogonal, who read a book and ate an ice cream respectively.

"Anything else?" Origin Mew asked, looking at his fingernails. Cryogonal floated up, nodding.

"I do have one more trick up my sleeve," He said, whistling again. Origin Mew sighed.

"What is it? A Venomoth?" The psychic type chuckled before being blasted across the ground by a Thunder Shock attack.

"What in the world?" he asked in disbelief, before seeing a figure emerge from the shadows. The figure was a yellow Pokémon that stood on two legs. He wore an overcoat and a fedora, the former being held up a bit by an extremely spiky tail, and the latter being between two spiky ears. In his paw seemed to be a pistol. He lifted his head, and the shadow of his fedora came off his face, revealing two black eyes.

"A little Pidgey told me that you escaped, Mew." Jolteon said, frowning. "So I knew I had to take you down." Origin Mew stared at the electric type with pure hatred, while Kyurem laughed.

"Ah, the ancient psychic destroyer!" he said, chuckling. "I'm impressed, Cryogonal. I never knew you knew so much about the original 151." Cryogonal shrugged, smiling.

"Well, he is the only non-poison type capable of using Pin Missile." He said, smiling. Jolteon gave a small smile, while Origin Mew glared at the fox.

"I will not be defeated by an Eevee!" he yelled, before firing a Psychic attack and running at Jolteon with a Mega Punch. The electric type jumped out of the way of the first one, before delivering a kick to Origin Mew, knocking him into the air. With that, he aimed his pistol.

"Let's get this over with," he said, pulling the trigger.

Jolteon used Pin Missile!

Jolteon fired his first shot, shooting a green needle out of his gun. It smacked into Origin Mew, knocking him to the ground. Jolteon fired three more times, each one knocking Origin Mew closer to a rock wall. Jolteon walked up to the psychic type, his gun pointed at him. The cat looked up to see the fox towering over him.

"Now, you have some gen 1 ability, right?" Jolteon asked. "I can't remember if Pin Missile shoots four or five times in those games. Whatever happens, one more Pin Missile will finish this. So let me ask you, do you feel lucky, punk?"

Origin Mew looked up at Jolteon, his eyes narrowed. Kyurem and Cryogonal watched, silent.

The cat fired a psychic attack, which Jolteon side-stepped and fired a final Pin Missile, hitting Origin Mew in the face. The psychic type cried out, getting knocked into the rock wall, before falling unconscious. Jolteon blew the smoke off his pistol before holstering it and walking away, throwing a bill behind him. Kyurem and Cryogonal stood, silent.

"Ha, movie references." Cryogonal eventually chuckled.

Celina and Giratina stood with Kyurem and Cryogonal, the two ghost types apologizing for the commotion they caused. Well, Celina was putting make-up on, but that's beside the point.

"Yeah, so we'll send him back to prison and make sure his power's drained and put in maximum prison. Sorry you had to go through all of that." Giratina apologized, while General Dusknoir and a Dusclops put an unconscious Origin Mew on a stretcher.

"Yeah, whatever," Kyurem said, rolling his eyes. "We had the whole thing under control anyway." With that, he looked at his castle, which was full of holes, as well as having a crevice down the center.

"Now, about the bill to fix that hole to the Distortion World…" He said, looking at Giratina. The Renegade Pokémon stared at Kyurem for a bit, before looking at a watch on his wing.

"Would you look at the time!" he said as Celina looked at the time on her phone, confused. "Well, we better be going. Say 'Hi' to Reshiram for me. Bye!" Giratina opened a portal to the Distortion world, pulling Celina through it and having Dusknoir and Origin Mew follow. Kyurem stomped his foot as the portal disappeared.

"No wonder people think he's the devil…" he said, sighing.

Kyurem and Cryogonal now stood back in the original room, which was mostly destroyed and having a hole in the wall.

"Well, I guess I never gave my final judgment on 'Pokémon Dead Channel 2, did I?" he said. "Well, it was terrible. It was worse than the original Dead Channel. Most of the problems from the first one were still in the second one, and some problems, like the overly long backstory, were pulled to the other extreme! There is nothing scary about it, and I don't recommend it to anyone." The Dragon sighed, before noticing the calendar again.

"Oh yeah, I guess it has been one year, hasn't it? Well, I guess I better say 'Thank you' sticking with us, and you mean a lot to us," Kyurem offered, smiling, while Cryogonal nodded.

"…I should, but I won't!" he finished, giving a smirk. "Goodnight, everybody!"

Kyurem the Critic

Credits

Jontron on YouTube

Keldeo the Critic by Matthias Unidostres

Pokémon Dead Channels 1 and 2 by Flimsy Cat on DeviantArt

Bakugan Battle Brawlers

Kill Bill

Nostalgia Critic's Animated Titanic Review

Jeff the Killer Creepypasta

The Godfather Movies

The Ace Attorney Games

Dirty Harry

Family Guy

Various Nintendo Stuff

Mr. Grool, here. I think we all know this story was terrible, so do I really need to explain it? I do hope you've enjoyed the one year special, and I'm sorry it kind of took all summer. However, I do have some news.

I know you guys probably don't' want to hear this, considering Keldeo and Arceus are finished for now, but I will be taking a hiatus with Kyurem the Critic. I have a couple reasons for it, two of them being that school is starting again, filling my schedule, and the other is that I want to try to make Kyurem's opinions more in character, since most of them so far have just been my opinions in another person. Matthias Unidostres was amazing at doing this with Keldeo, so I'm going to try it in the futures.

So, despite the hiatus, I will make sure the Halloween Special is released, but there won't be much activity here before that. I won't make a season two, since I can just keep using this fanfiction, but I guess you could consider what comes next a season two.

Thank you all so much for the support all last year and this year as well. I'll speak for Kyurem when I say that I really appreciate you guys. Also, I want to apologize to Matthias for not giving Kyurem a reaction to Keldeo's leaving, since we were in the middle of this. I'll make sure to do something in the future.

So, while I'm gone, make sure to check out the Angry Gensect Show and Darkrai the Critic by DragonNiro and AnimeGirlKairi respectively. Thanks for reading, and make sure to come back this Halloween! Even if you don't celebrate it! ;D

Keldeo the Critic and Kyurem the Critic are both parodies of the Nostalgia Critic by Doug Walker on That Guy with Glasses. Creepypasta-related reviews can also be associated with "Creepypasta Story Time" By Yuriofwind on YouTube.