Beyblades Vs Call Of Duty

Inconsiderate.

PhoenixBlader assassinated TheBeyWorldChamp.

"Wow! Kai! That was a shot and half." Praised Tyson, who went in to shock. "I didn't even see you!"

"And you never will-"

"Ooooh!" The Granger viewed the killcam. "There you are!"

"For fuck sake." Kai huffed, "Oh well."

"You forgot about the killcams, didn't you, Kai?" Max laughed lightly before turning his soldier around to realise that he'd just came head to head with a familiar username, "Kyoya! Long time no see!"

"Heh. I ain't your friend Max." Kyoya couldn't help but smile at the friendly gesture, "This is merely a quick passing-"

TateMan slayed the Kai-Wanna-Be.

"What the fu-" Kyoya gaped. "That's just shitty."

"Wow, that's a burn alright." Max praised Bryan's hacking skills. "How do you do that?"

"Hey guys, I have some gossip." TheLadyKiller announced. He unintentionally didn't hear Max's compliment as he was so focused on spilling the beans. "It's juicer than most of your sex lives."

Even though the game had suddenly came to a halt, Hiro refused to stop in his tracks until he'd shot the figure whom was in sight.

HiroG shot PhoenixBlader~

"Do go on." Hiro placed his controller into his lap and smiled proudly. Even though Kai didn't react to the kill, he just knew that the Hiwatari was raging on the inside. "Is it about why Tala isn't here?"

"Er, not really. Tala's xbox is updating so he's in the garage updating his blade for a bit." Bryan whispered in a low tone, "Anyway, did you all know that he's recently dumped his girlfriend?"

"He had a girlfriend?" Tyson spoke his thoughts, "I never knew."

"I know right." Bryan shivered with delight, "Apparently they have been dating for four weeks, but he called it quits when she asked him for sex."

"That unusual. How can you not want to be physical? It feels so good." Max was interrupted by the flooded insults. He gasped in shock at how mean everyone was, "Oh man."

"I always knew he was frigid." Kyoya shrugged, "Well, it's either that or he has a cocktail sausage sized penis."

"I'd say it was because he secretly has three nipples." Contributed Hiro, "That guy has no confidence."

Although Bryan couldn't help but laugh, he soon knew when to draw the line in the sand. "No, Tala doesn't have a small penis or 3 teats for babies to suckle on. Trust me, I live with him. Anyway, he said that when they headed into her bedroom, she had posters of Kai everywhere. So he dumped her and then bailed."

The whole xbox chat went hysterical – even Kai was chuckling under his breath at the vision that had sketched itself out inside his imagination.

"I bet he fucked her whilst staring at my face." Muttered Kai with his eyes closing. "Jeez."

"Too be fair, I would fuck someone whilst staring at your face, Kai." Bryan openly admitted, "Then again, who wouldn't?"

"I agree Bryan." Hiro sarcastically joined in. "Although, I would shake Tala's hand if he still slept her."

"He didn't, sadly." Bryan pinched the bridge of his nose, "I know, I was disappointed too. I was expecting all the details, but there was nothing to share. He's so shallow."

"That is just so wrong." Max swallowed the saliva in his mouth forcefully. "I don't think I could have sex with someone if they had my teammates face plastered all over their bedrooms walls either."

"I'm with you on that one buddy." Tyson cringed, "I would hate to see someone else on my girlfriends bedroom wall-"

"Hilary has Kai." Bryan giggled, "I've seen her bedroom Tyson."

Tyson's face went blood red and he instantly barked, "SHUT UP!"

"It sounds like Tala's ex-girlfriend had given up on trying to seduce Kai, so she made do with the second best in the ranks." Kyoya thought out loud, "Tala's not shallow, she is."

"Nobody cares about what you think." Hiro pardoned him, "Anyway, I pressume Tala doesn't know that we know?"

"Oh, no, he knows." Bryan stretched out his arms, "I've told everyone."

"IT'S FINISHED!" A cheer of excitement rumbled from the room next to Bryan. "My xbox has updated. Finally."

"Speak of the devil." Max smiled, "I can't wait to hear what he has to say about his ex."

"Me neither." Tyson agreed, "I bet he will be hilarious."

"Guys, I have just had a text from Ian. His launcher backfired and he wants us all to pick him up from the hospital." Spencer announced from within the background. "Tala, where are your car keys? We have got to go."

The Valkov then raised an eyebrow and clicked his fingers. He seemed calm at first, but once the information had finally sunk in to his busy mind, he unleashed so much of his red headed temper. "Oh for fuck sake. My xbox has just finished updating! That inconsiderate little prick!"

Bryan could be heard howling with laughter from the other room and this only frustrated Tala even more. "That little dickhead. His injuries better be good." He rose up onto his feet and slammed his controller down onto the ground.

The team leaders outburst did seem very similar to a raging mother, but Spencer just twisted his lips to trap his amusement deep within his throat. He didn't say another word until Tala had barged past him to make his way into the kitchen to pick up his car-keys from the junk filled fishbowl.

Back in the game, it was a similar story. Bryan wiped his tears of joy and he embraced the sound of the other players laughing too. "It's always Ian that ends up in that fucking hospital. I bet the car will be a tight squeeze on the way home – not because Ian's nose is huge, but because he will be bringing back a hot nurse with him. Anyways, I have to go and support the hormonal woman. I will speak to you all later." With that said, Bryan switched off his xbox and left the game chat.

"I don't get it." Blinked Tyson, "Why would a hot nurse wanna go home with them nutters?"

"Don't you follow Ian's social media pages? He dates all the nurses from the hospitals." Max explained with a wink. "Some of them are pretty sexy too Tyson, you should check out his page-"

"I don't want his leftovers!" Gasped the Granger with a blush tinting his tanned cheeks. "That's disgusting Max."

"Pft, your loss Tyson." Hiro mocked in a sarcastic tone. "I am currently speaking to Tala's ex though on Facebook-"

"You're not are you?!" Shrieked Max in surprise. "He will kill you!" He took a brief moment to let his curiosity swallow him up before asking the following, "Is she cute?"

"She's shallow alright. I'd say Brooklyn has more of an interesting personality than she does."

A bang against his bedroom startled Tyson, "Uh! Do you have to be so dramatic Hiro? Jeez. Stop throwing your phones." He hissed and readjusted his headsets to make sure it hadn't moved. After all, Tyson LOVED to be heard (even though it was hard to not hear him at times).

"Oh. I didn't realise I threw it so hard." Hiro wriggled his eyebrows and smirked, "It appears that I don't know my own strength half the time-"

Kai soon shut that arrogance down. "Well, it's about time that you have found profession in which you're good at." He rolled his eyes boringly.

But Hiro soon bitched back. "And this is coming from the man who has been second best for over 3 years. Right. Lets find a profession together, Kai."

An unexpected snort cooed down the microphone to catch everyone off-guard. Nobody really knew where to put their faces: Tyson was wide eyed, Hiro was squinting, Kai was munching on the inside of his cheek on his and Max was eyeing up his hands (to think that he could be doing something much more satisfying with them – he could go and blade, aha and not masturbate xD).

"Kyoya?" Chuckled Max. He raised his head to focus back onto the television screen. "Was that you?"

"No." Kyoya then burst out into a fit of laughter. "Hnnn. Fuck it. I just LOVE it when Kai gets ROASTED."

Kai muttered very quietly under his breath, "I'll fucking roast you, you little prick." Luckily, nobody heard such a threat.

"I never knew my brother was so horrible-" Tyson's face dropped as if he'd just had brain freeze. "Oh wait, yea, season 3 happened."

"It's okay Tyson." Max patted his friends shoulder, "We all know what Hiro is."

A little snigger flared down Hiro's microphone. "Can we start the game, who is host now Bryan has left?" He questioned, secretly praying that Kai wasn't feeling too fixated on slaughtering him like a worthless piece of cattle who had just happily trotted into a slaughterhouse. After all, there was a reason that NOBODY fucked with the Hiwatari – he is savage when it comes to getting his own way, the spoilt brat.

"Oh, it's me." Kyoya piped up. "I will start the game then."

A/N: A little update for all my friends and faithful readers – I know I have vanished from the face of the web for a few weeks, but I am doing really well. My sleeping pattern is fucked. But thank you so much to my friends who have messaged me lately, I have been so overwhelmed by your support. :) Anyhow! I know I don't do very well with break-ups, but this time, it has been really different because I haven't even shed a single tear, in fact, I haven't really felt anything. *Gulps* This may sound very cold to some people, but I don't think anything can shatter my broken heart anymore. I mean, last year really wiped the floor with me; so my defense has kicked it up a notch - I am being selfish (for once). My anxiety has somehow vanished because I have stopped giving a toss about my consequences. However, in all fairness, I really have TRIED, I did my VERY BEST and for some people, that wasn't good enough, so fuck em -I won't look back or chase anyone anymore. I honestly don't know what's happened to me, but in all honestly, I FUCKING LOVE IT! Freedom! Future plans? Stay alone, finish my novels and then travel the world like a champion. Japan, I am coming for ya! - Granger~