Kyle Pov

So, things were working out for everyone, but that was good, I was happy for them... Almost. I just didn't get why it had to be me who couldn't have the perfect life. Kenny and Red were living together, Stan and Wendy were... Making babies and yeah I guess it was kind of my fault, I wasn't putting enough effort in. I could go out to a bar now, meet a nice woman and kick my life off but... I would have to have sex with her! I didn't know what it was but, I couldn't be in a relationship that lasted longer than twelve hours. Yeah, the women I date tell me to call them and I could just pick up the phone the next day and say 'hi, so I had a great time last night, do you want to do it again sometime?' but... Wouldn't I get bored? I mean, that's the thing I don't get about marriage, the fact that you have to spend every minute of every day of every year with each other and not get tired of having sex with the same person. Ok, what if there was like, this new way of having sex and it was so super awesome but, you didn't know about it because the only person you were having sex with is the person who is only having sex with you? I just confused myself...

I fell flat on my bed, I had been sorting out my clothes as it was getting near to winter. Thanksgiving was in two days time and we all had to go over to Wendy's again, like we did every year. She always took ages cooking the food, so we ended up eating in the evening and Red and Bebe would sit reading some holiday clothes magazines, whilst me and the guys would stare absent-mindlessly at the parade on the television. Then Hope would come out and perform for us and the girls would all be cooing over her and Bebe would be miming the steps as she generally teaches Hope the dances she performs. Stan would sit with his head in his hands and be a moody git all day long, never thankful for anything. Kenny would end up having to help with the turkey, as he was somehow the one who always got roped into things. Red always suggested he should be the one who stuck his hands in the oven 'just in case'. What a great girlfriend she is!

However, I seemed to have no clothes, just an old tux from some college party, a jumper, three T-shirts, a few pairs of jeans and my old orange jacket. My green hat was balancing on my headboard, I hadn't worn it in weeks but didn't want to throw it away. I heard the door go and I jumped up off my bed, I knew it had to be Kenny because he was the only one with a key but to my surprise, it was Red.

"Hey sweetie." She smiled as she walked through the door.

"Oh, hey I didn't know you had a key." I replied and she gave me a weird look.

"Well, yeah I am going to move in here and I have been staying with you for about a week and a half." She answered and then put her shopping bags down.

"Oh, I suppose." I sighed. "What did you buy?"

"Oh like... Groceries and stuff..." She trailed off.

"Popcorn and condoms are groceries?" I laughed. "Wow, stay out of your freezer!"

"Oh..." She bit her lip. "You can see through the bag huh?" She began to unpack the snacks she had bought but made sure she didn't get out the condoms. "So Kyle, I was thinking. When... I move in, properly, where are you going to live?"

"Oh." I replied. I hadn't actually thought about this yet, it still hadn't really clicked that I was moving out. This was technically my apartment, seeing as Kenny had no money to pay rent, it was generally my salary that we lived off. I didn't know how he was going to support Red and pay the rent when I moved out, she had a job yeah, but it wasn't a massive one and it was only part time. Although, I guess she could earn extra if she did lap dances, but I doubt she would do it, no one ever took my ideas. "I'm not sure."

"Oh well, I was thinking, why don't you live in my apartment?" She asked.

"Ok Red, now you're confusing me. First you say you want to move in with Kenny, then you tell me I'm moving out and now you're saying I'm living here again, what?" I shook my head, confused.

"No." She mused and lightly tapped me on the face. She walked over to the couch and sat down on it. "My old apartment."

"Oh... Yeah, I guess that would work but didn't you say it was too noisy or something?" I asked.

"Oh, that's just because they are moving Marilyn's stuff out, they'll be done in a few days. Everything will be back to normal." She nodded.

"Man, how much stuff does she have?" I joked.

"Ah I don't know, it's mainly just my reason to stay here and get more sex!" She laughed and I rolled my eyes.

"Well, yeah ok, it does sound like a good idea." I sighed. "Ok, I'll do it."

"Oh, really?" Red exclaimed.

"Yeah, besides, it's closer to work and that way I don't have to find a new place." I shrugged. "But... There won't be any ghosts visiting, will there?"

"Oh no, she told me she's only going to visit when you're sleeping, you won't even notice her." Red explained and I went pale. "I'm just messing with you!" She laughed and I punched her lightly in the arm. "Ok, I have to go to work, seeing as Kenny's not going to be back for a while."

"Oh yeah, where is he?" I asked.

"I don't know, he's out with Stan or something." She shrugged.

"...Didn't invite me." I huffed and Red winked then left the apartment. I waited a few seconds and the door opened again. This time it was Bebe.

"Hey Kyle, is Red here?" She asked.

"Erm, no you just missed her." I pointed to the doorway.

"Oh was that her?" Bebe questioned. "Oh, I thought that was that Russian prostitute from the subway."

"...Which I'm sure she'd be very pleased to hear!" I joked and she looked at me. "Are you ok? You look worried."

"Oh it's just this whole Wendy thing. I feel like I may be the blame." Bebe sighed.

"What... What Wendy thing?" I asked.

"Oh, you haven't heard? Wendy had this fit in the street just after we had this fight, she's in hospital." She explained.

"Oh so that's where Kenny is." I said and then noticed she had tears in her eyes. "Hey, hey, hey, are you alright?"

"I'm not sure, I just feel like, I am... Making everyone's lives worse and... No one seems to understand me." She cried and I stood up and walked towards her. "It's like, I keep having these fights with Wendy, over Hope and I think I am being a little too harsh. But it's only because, I am nowhere, I mean, Wendy and Stan have everything but they don't seem to notice, what do I have? A job? Wow, big deal!"

"That's exactly how I feel." I marvelled. "I just feel like, everyone else has everything they could want and yet, I seem to have nothing, I'm not moving anywhere." I saw Bebe nod and I went to hug her. I could feel her tears staining my shirt but I didn't care, I finally had someone who knew how I felt, someone who I could relate to, someone who... I caught a whiff of Bebe's hair, it smelt of coconuts and flowers and happiness. But underneath it there was this trembling little body who was gorgeous on the outside and inside, she just hadn't noticed it yet. I felt myself lost, all I wanted to do was to continue standing here, with her in my arms and I never wanted to let go. My brain suddenly clicked back to reality and a feeling began to grow inside of me, it felt good but bad at the same time. This was something that had never happened to me before, not since Rebecca in third grade, I had a crush, on Bebe...

Lol! I don't know where this came from! I was just writing and it happened! Wow, this should take it somewhere, no more writers block for me! Haha, hope you enjoyed, reviewwwwwwwwwwww please! xxx