Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note. I do not own Mario, or Mario boxers. I do own this story though, which is based on it. It isn't exactly AU.. it's AC, altered circumstances. Rated for the language and eventual maybe lemon. If this does well, I'll write a companion piece from Matt's point of view. This is all just Mello rambling in a "fecking" diary.
Fecking "Diary"
Dear fucking diary;
Matt has a family. Which is great. They will be showing up whenever. Which isn't so great. Because at the moment, I'm in a dress. Linda is doing the final fitting thing. And putting more damn ruffles on it. Anyways. Matt isn't allowed to see the dress, so I get to write while wearing it. Hehehe...So anyways, the Gavin issue is swept under the carpet for now. His family...wow. Okay..from what I've pieced together. he got dropped off at an orphanage in a basket. All old fashioned abandonment style. He had the goggles and a birth certificate and stuff with him. When he was like five or so, He got transferred to Wammy's because he was so good at video games. Like...hard ones. And He'd hacked the security system once and made the sprinklers go off. So yeah. He transferred, became third in line for L, and became my bitch. Turns out his folks just kinda ditched. But they want to talk with him now and everything. Makes no fucking sense, but oh well.
Ouch. Linda just poked me with a sewing needle. She's a chick from wammy's she had a huge crush that alternated between the three of us. She's nice. A nurse here now. And she's making my dress, since I don't have a bust to speak of so none of the mail order ones would fit. If I were a girl, I'd be made fun of... especially like, before I screwed Matt. "Flat as a board and never been nailed"... the carpenter's dream. -.-;
I digress. Matt's family. Oh damn. I hope they like me. And...well... us. If they don't...I hope Matt makes the choice that makes him happiest. Even if it means leav-
Screw that. I'm going to be selfish here. They had better not take him away from me. Fuck that. He's MINE.
Oh. And he has a twin... I wonder if the twin is like...identical... maybe all three of us could have some fu
Oh fucking lord I did NOT just mentally picture something mildly incestuous. No. Nononononono what the FUCK is wrong with me!?
I am too fucking stressed lately. I think I might just surprise Matt tonight. I managed to score some handcuffs, and a nice scarf that should make a good gag. I like being on top, even though it should be his turn... oh well, he'll ride me later. I little adventure will get our minds off of all this nonsense...and I'll wear my leather! :D I like my leather. It's fucking sexy. Way sexier than the dress. OH! about the dress. We got rings shipped in today. :) I'm wearing an engagement ring, and I've seen the wedding rings... I'm really happy with them.
I digress. Hot sexings shall most definitely ensue tonight. DAMN! I have to go find lube. and Linda's just about finished.
Haha bye... it's a good thing you arne't a person, or I'd have disturbed you real bad by now.