Author's Notes

This was inspired by BB's Evil Little Sister, after we had a very lovely and amusing conversation yesterday.

I hope you all enjoy!

Disclaimer; I don't own Death Note.

Mello glumly walked down the hallways of the Wammy house, he was tired from being up late talking to L. And Matt had shut himself in their room to hide his shame about not doing the dare that Mello had asked, which meant that Mello had slept on the sofa, with Near.

Honestly, how hard is it to speak aloud?

The blonde pulled a bar of chocolate from his trousers' pocket and tore a chunk out of it. He was bored and needed something to do. Eventually, after he had turned a few corners, he tripped over a large city built out of lego.

Mello groaned as he peered up to see the owner of the master creation looking down at him. Near.

"Why the hell would you build a city in the hallway?!" Mello yelled as he picked himself off of the ground.

"I have my reasons." The albino replied as he twiddled his hair and began to re-build the masterpiece that Mello had just destroyed.

The blonde glared down at the white-haired boy, "One day Near, you'll get what's coming." He warned.

"You say that every day, and yet, nothing happens." Near muttered.

Mello didn't say anything else. He just scoffed at the younger boy's words and walked off down the hallway once more.

Mello had decided to spend most of the morning in the tyre, that hang from the large tree, in the backyard. He sat inside it with his legs pulled up to his chest as he munched on his chocolate bar.

After a while, footsteps approached him.

"BB wants to dare!" BB yelled into Mello's ear, making the blonde jump and almost fall out of the tyre.

"We played that yesterday; I'm not in the mood to play again." The chocoholic replied as he got comfortable once more.

"But BB is bored." The red-eyed teen whined as he began to push the tyre gently.

"So am I. So don't complain." Mello said, he was a little nervous about BB pushing the tyre.

There was a small silence as BB continued to push Mello. The rope attached to the strong tree branch was making a very unsettling noise.

"BB wants to know if Near is better than Mello at everything." The red-eyed teen eventually said.

Mello's face hardened and he shot a very mean look at BB, "I'm better than him at some things!" The blonde replied, sounding hurt.

"Really? Like what?" BB asked, raising an eyebrow. He stopped moving the tyre and waited for a reply.

"Well… I… Ugh…" Mello fumbled over his words, and then a random thought came into his mind, "I bet I could beat him at a smiling contest. I mean, come on! That kid has no clue what a smile is!" The blonde stated before eating more of his chocolate.

BB thought about the younger boy's words carefully, "And Near couldn't beat L at an cake eating contest, or beat Matt at a video game contest, or beat Mello at a chocolate eating contest, or beat BB at a jam eating contest!" The red-eyed teen yelled with excitement.

'Finally, I know your weak spots, Near' Mello thought to himself, evilly.

"Now that we know his weakness, we must bring Near to justice!" Mello said, way too dramatically.

BB grinned evilly to himself, "Yes, does Mello need sack for this? BB has a sack!" The red-eyed teen yelled. He pulled out a large, red, sack from….Somewhere, and waited for a reply.

Mello raised an eyebrow and hopped out of the tyre, "Yeah sure, we need all the… help, possible," He said with an uneasy smile, "Now, how do we get his attention?… Or we could just ambush him.." The blonde muttered to himself.

"BB knows! BB wants to ambush Near!" The red-eyed teen said, getting a little too excited.

Mello grabbed the teen's arm before he could attack the albino without a real plan. The older boy frowned at him slightly.

"We could lure him towards the sack, and then we ambush him while he's busy. He'll probably think that the sack is full of toys." Mello whispered, he didn't want the kids in the yard to overhear their evil scheme.

"BB agrees! Mello and BB must trap Near." BB whispered in an excited tone.

"And then I'll be number one!" Mello said to himself before laughing evilly.

"And if Near escapes," BB said happily, "We use this!" He pulled a meat cleaver from….Somewhere, and laughed with Mello evilly.

Mello noticed the weapon and continued to laugh, but he slowly inched away from BB nervously. When BB stopped laughing, he noticed Mello's distance and put the meat cleaver away.

"Now, we must prepare." BB said evilly.

Mello and BB had set the sack out in the hallway. They hoped that Near would be the only one to come across it and no one else.

The two fiends sat in the closet that Mello had hid inside with Matt before. They waited quietly for their evil plan to roll out.

BB had brought a jar of jam with him, he said he'd need it in case they'd have to wait long. But the teen had opened it and emptied it half-way by the time they reached the closet.

"OWW!" BB hissed in pain.

Mello squinted in the darkness to see if he could make-out what had happened, "What did you do?" the blonde whispered when he couldn't see anything.

"BB was eating jam, and BB lifted his finger to his mouth, but missed. Now BB has jam in his eye.." The red-eyed teen whined.

Mello rolled his eyes at the clumsy fool, he was about to say something else but the tugging of the string they had attached to the sack suddenly got their attention.

Both boy's peered through the crack of the doors and tried to see what was going on, and surely; someone was climbing inside of the sack.

"Okay," Mello whispered, "On three. One."

"Two." BB whispered.

"Three!" The two yelled as they jumped out of the closet and began attacking the red sack.

They opened it up and found….. A dummy.

"What?" Mello yelled in surprise.

BB lifted the dummy out of the sack and inspected it, he found a note that said; 'You Lose' attached to it.

"BB thinks we're being watched." The red-eyed teen whispered to his companion.

Mello snatched the note from the older boy's grasp and looked it over, "Damn." He whispered to himself, "If we climb back inside the closet, we might be okay." The blonde whispered.

BB nodded and turned around. He screamed when he saw what was waiting for them inside the closet.

Near.

The albino was holding finger puppets, one looked like BB, the other looked like Mello.

"Good day, you two," Near commented in an emotionless voice, "I'm afraid, that you lose this round." He added.

There was a silence.

"Fine!" BB yelled, "But BB dares Near, to a jam-eating contest!" The red-eyed teen declared as he walked up to the white haired boy.

Near just frowned with complete confusion.

A/N

I enjoyed writing that, I hope you enjoyed reading it.