Wow, I haven't updated for a while. I have no excuse… actually, I do, but it still wouldn't make a difference.

I'm lazy. I'm busy. School takes up most my time.

SO SUCK IT!

I'm sorry, I love you all. I really do. I love you all and want you to be happy.

And I love your reviews, they make me laugh.

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I'm sorry, am I being weird? It's just really late and I'm tired and delusional and… let's just start the story, no?

Has there ever been that moment in your life, when you just knew today's going to be bad? Like, from the moment you wake up, you just say to yourself 'shit's going down' and then proceed to hide from the world?

Well today's that day.

Here it is, dear readers, today's the day Spain is murdered by Russia, the little vampire get's kidnapped, England gets sucked into the host club and is then forced to reenact France's proposal, the twins and Prussia meet and scheme for future pranks, Nekozawa summons a demon… er, I mean Russia, Tamaki gets his feeling hurt, Prussia gets beat up by Hungary, Denmark gets choked by Norway… again, America and England get into a fight, China gets stalked by Russia, China and Japan get into a little argument, Korea blows up part of the school, a new group of terrorists plan to attack the countries, and let's not forget the crazed Benio-obsessed friend escapes from prison.

And it all happens in one day.

Wow, today really does suck, huh? But, I bet your wondering how it all happened in a period of one day, let me explain, it all started when Russia discovers what Spain did…

Spain POV

Help.

I cowered back as the big Russia loomed over me, fear overtaking my body. I-I-I was doomed! Russia came up on me, ignoring the cries and pleas to stop him from the inevitable. He brought out his pipe, "kolkolkol, now you die, da?" He brought the pipe down on my head, hard. I stumbled back onto the floor, holding my now bleeding head. Sheesh, now I know what the Baltics feel like. Russia approached me once again, and I crawled backward in the dirt, holding up my free hand.

"H-hey amigo! N-no need for this! Hehe, please stop por favor!"

Russia smiled that creepy child-like smile, "No."

I'm screwed.

Haruhi POV

My mouth hung open and my eyes were wide, tears slowly slipping out of them. That… he's… Ivan is beating Antonio with a pipe. Over and over. Is this how nations act to each other? With so much hatred… is Spain even going to survive? I… I want to stop it… but I couldn't. I opened my mouth to yell out, to tell him to stop but, but what if he turned on me? And started beating me?

I really am pathetic.

I can't even stand up for my own friend as I watch him get beaten to death. I see Romano yelling at Ivan to stop, even threatening to shoot him, trying to block the pipe from striking down on his friend. I watch as Feli cried and begged Russia to stop.

Alfred, he was trying his best to stop Alfred, I even see some blood leak from his face for when he took the hit for Toni. Now, now he finally got Ivan to back off, and now they're arguing, fighting. He's being a hero, protecting Spain. And I'm here, crying over something I didn't even try to stop.

America POV

"YO! RUSSIA! UNCOOL!" I yelled as I pried Russia off of Spain. Damn! Spain seriously screwed up! Russia though, the dude was so set on killing Spain! Shit! He's even strong enough to keep me from getting him off of Russia!

"COME ON RUSSIA! TAKE A CHILL PILL AND BACK OFF!" I ducked in front of Spain, promptly getting my f*cking face hit by a metal pipe from a pissed off Russia. And Damn! It hurts like hell! Now that I was seriously ticked off, I did the only thing I could do as the hero! And that was tackle Russia off of Spain. I ducked under his metal pipe and lunged at his gut, sending him, and me, flying to the ground.

I looked back to see Spain not moving.

Shit.

Russia stood up, the most freaking scary, murderous I'm-going-to-chop-off-your-manhood-and-make-you-suck-it aura surrounding him. Er, this looks like a job for the hero? I readied myself, looking back for a brief moment to see Romano and Italy grab Spain and start to drag him to the hospital, or the house to let him heal naturally. Either way, it's better than here.

I looked back at Russia to see him… slowly melting into the dirt. The f*ck? Is this one of England's demon summoning rituals or something? Whatever, at least he isn't my problem anymore. That's when I heard the sniffling, and I turned around to see Haruhi. Her hand placed over her mouth and tears stream down her eyes. Shoot. This must have been traumatizing.

England POV

These bloody gits. They are the worst. I want to beat them. Wankers. Good for nothing bloody idiots!

Screw them.

Wankers.

Gits.

"You know, internally cursing us isn't going to help you at all."

I turned to growl at the evil twins. They need to go rot in a hole. I can't believe they got me to say yes. I hate them soooo much right now.

The twins smirked at me and stepped aside to reveal an angry French man.

"This is terrible, mon ami."

The twins laughed, "Well," "this is pretty." "Ain't that right, matey?"

Yeah, they dressed us up as pirates for some cosplay crap. And now we have to have girls see us like this. AND IT ISN'T EVEN PIRATE! Or not how I dressed as I pirate. It's their sick and flashy version. Stupid Japanese people. I, officially, am going to teach Japan how to raise his people properly.

I watched as Renge squealed over us, before she froze, a freaky grin plastering to her face.

I have a bad feeling about this…

"Wouldn't it be adorable if France proposed to England like this?"

"NO!"-"NO!" France and I yelled at the same time, glaring at each other. I knew France was going to make me regret that day. Of course though, the twins had a different idea.

"I think it would be fabulous," Kaoru drawled.

"And I have just the idea," Hikaru added.

I looked at France and we shared the same look.

We are doomed.

Tamaki POV

I sat next to Kyoya on the park bench, absorbing all the information, which was being processed, in my mind. The new kids… are countries? Man, that's freaky on a whole new level. They are actual countries! That's the most important thing on my mind! I mean, countries being humans! Wow! Just amazing! It is… wow. Just…

Who am I kidding?

I was amazed, and confused, and I was traumatized. But now, I peeked over at Kyoya, who was currently discovering all of the world's secrets on his computer. Why was he so addicted to that thing while I was right here? I know he thinks I like Haruhi, or some other girl. But I don't. But, when did I stop loving Haruhi. Or did I ever really love her? Was it actually just a large crush? And then when I realized I didn't stand a chance, it dwindled away. But then when did I start loving Kyoya? Or did I always love him and was merely using Haruhi as an excuse to deny my feelings for Kyoya?

Ugh, my head hurts now.

I sulked in my seat, shoulders slumped. I'm depressed.

"Tamaki, please go grow mushrooms elsewhere."

I peaked up at Kyoya who was currently pushing one of my depressed mushrooms away from him.

"K-Kyoya?" I asked, looking up at him with puppy eyes. He looked down at me, and for a split second, I swear I saw him smile! Or it could be that my mushrooms are poisoned and making me hallucinate.

"What?" He asked, turning back to his computer.

This is it, now or never, "Kyoya, I- I want to tell you something," I sat up straighter, fidgeting in my seat. I refused to look him in the eyes and I played with the end of my jacket. He raised a slim eyebrow and closed his computer.

I took a deep breathe, "Kyoya, I… I love… I love…"

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