Alrighty! I don't have much to ay except that I got a haircut, went to Kalahari (which is AWESOME!) with Jenna, and got a pair of bunny ears attached to a headband. Hehe

I woke up on my floor. Yeah, my freakin floor. I sat up and rubbed my eyes, taking in my surroundings.

Nothing was out of place surprisingly. I stood, and noticed that I was still in the uniform. I'd seriously have to do something about that….. And that it was 6:50pm.

"SHIT!" I yelled, fully awake. "I'm gonna be late!"

"Late for what? Oh, and I found a 10$ on the floor. I'm keeping it" a voice caused me to spin.

I jumped around, only to see Kakuzu standing there with his case full of money. Wait- KAKUZU! I thought he- *sigh*

"How~? When~? Where~?" I stuttered, pointing at him.

"We'll explain later"

I nodded and motioned for him to get out. He did as he was motioned. Good Kakuzu!

I turned to my closet "What to wear…"

Now trust me, I'm not some pansy who stands and figures out what to wear everyday. (No offenses to people who do). I couldn't care less about the clothes.

"Found ya!" I grabbed a cosplay outfit.

See, I'm going to kendo (sword) class, and Sensei and I play: Lets see who Ashley's cosplaying as!

He generally wins, but I was going to today! At least I hoped.

"Len Kagamine make me proud!" (Len Kagamine is from Vocaloid) I grinned at the costume.

~5 minutes later~

"Gotta go! Jenna, everyone else who randomly appeared here, etc, you coming?" I yelled through a pop-tart.

"Yeah, but you should see this….."

"I've got two minutes!"

I dashed into the living room where everyone else was sitting/standing. The news was on, showing destroyed cities and fire.

"Yesterday, San Francisco was attacked by a girl who appeared to have cat ears and a triple bladed scythe….She had a dog with her also, who can grow up to 10 times it's own size….Little is known at the time, but we'll keep you posted with updates as soon as possible" (no offense to peeps in the city)

I laughed.

"What? It's not funny that people died, and/or got hurt. Plus the fact a whole CITY was destroyed" Frank commented sternly

"Yeah, but I'm a Jashinist, I can laugh my ass off if I want" (no offense to dead/injured people)

"anyways, GOOD JOB MIKA-CHAN! NICE!" I yelled to the sky.

She didn't answer this time, so I figured she was laughing her ass of elsewhere.

"Let's go! I'm already late!" I jumped up and ran to the garage door.

They slowly followed, probably weary of the sword strapped to my back. Haha

Time for you, my precious car. I thought happily.

I smacked my hand onto a button that blended with the wall and a platform next to the van came up.

"Ah, I've missed you…" I stroked the shiny blue paint of my bugetti veryron 16.4. (Seriously, look this car up. It's fucking amazing! And my dream car!)

"What. The. Fuck. Is. That" Voices rang out behind me.

"It's a car. MY car. And if you don't want an early death, I suggest you don't touch it" I growled "And Kakuzu, you can't sell if for money! Or your punishment will be to kiss Hidan" (*sweat drop* Don't ask)

"Ok, Ok! Look, let's go. Zetsu is staying here I guess" Pein stepped forward.

My eyes widened and I gulped.

"Alright! I'll take Deidara, Kaitlin Sasori, and Kisame" I smirked. "Jenna, take the van with everyone else, kay?"

"Got it" she went over and hopped in.

I nodded to myself and hopped in the drivers seat. I lifted the panel between seats.

Fake License- check

Keys- check

Cool sunglasses- check

I was set. After everyone was situated into the car, and I had my awesome sunglasses on, I turned to those in the back seat.

"You know not to touch anything"

I turned back and started the engine.

"Cool car, un!"

I blushed "Thanks! Now, who's ready to scream?"

"ME!" Kaitlin yelled.

Deidara followed, as well as Kisame. Sasori followed with 'whatever'.

I turned the keys and revved the engine.

"Who wants to make a bet?" I asked "Time's up. Whoever screams first has to….Play games with everyone." I grinned.

"What kinds of games?""Spin the bottle, 7 minutes in Heaven, crap like that! And Monopoly. With cookies!"

"O-Ok. Let's do it, un!" Deidara yelled, fist pumping.

I gave the engine a final revv and tore out of the garage, and across the lawn, into the street at 100mph. Everyone went O.O and had the 'I'm gonna die' look on their faces. I smirked.

"LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!" I screamed and opened the sunroof.

I pushed play on my CD player and Meltdown by Kagamine Rin (Vocaloid) started playing. I wasted no time in singing along.

~Enter Lyrics~

"Wow."

"What?" I asked after the song had finished

"You…have a really good voice" Deidara told me, looking away and blushing.

I smiled slightly "Thanks! I only sing Japanese though….."

(I really do. English songs are off my list, but give me a Japanese karaoke song, and I'll do it! I have a good voice when it comes to that….)

"I'd kinda like to hear more. Will you do it?"

"ME TOO! And speed up! 100's not enough!' Kaitlin yelled in sync with Kisame

"Hey Fish Face?"

"What?"

"No-one cares" I stuck my tongue out at him "Sasori?"

"Sure"

"Cool!" I sped up to about 200mph and put on Sign (Aka, sixth Naruto Shippuden opening) and sang along to:

~Insert lyrics~

"WERE HEEEEERRRREEEEEE!" I screamed when the song was finished. Perfect timing.

I skidded to a stop and left black tire tracks (which were smoking) on the asphalt.

Everyone turned to either A) Stare B) glare or C) Go O.O

Haha, it was pretty damn funny if I must say so myself.

Jenna skidded to a stop next to us and everyone piled out at once.

"I'm aliveee! Sweet, sweet air!" Hidan kissed the ground

"That's the ground, dumbass" Jenna hit him over the head.

I snickered. He glared. I walked in.

"SENSEIIIIIII ANTHONYYYYYY!" I yelled as loud as possible, to disrupt the other classes going on.

"Hey kiddo!" Sensei Eric came up and ruffled my hair.

"Hiya Eric!"

"Hey, Anthony should be in the other room. See ya around!" he turned and waved before walking away.

I looked around for a few more familiar faces.

"Dennis!" I squealed.

"Hey! Come for your lesson?" he asked me.

"Hell yeah!" I hugged him quickly.

Alright, I should explain. Eric is like my older brother. I've known him for 5 years. Dennis is Eric's dad, almost like mine. Mercedes is like my mom, Dennis's wife and Eric's mom though. And Andy is like an older brother also, although not related to Eric, Dennis, and Mercedes. Insane huh? (It's seriously like this in real life. Except Sensei Andy left for collage )

"Cool. Mercedes is home today, so….."

"KK"

I walked into the next room, everyone trailing me wearily.

"Relax and watch guys!" I jumped a set of chairs and landed next to Anthony.

"Hola!"

"Jesus! Oh-just you! You ready?"

"Oh yeah! Guess who I'm cosplaying today!"

He studied me for a few minutes as I stood. "Hmmmm, I think you've got me stumped…Tell me" he made a -_- face and sweat-dropped.

"Len Kagamine from Vocaloid! Duh!" I grinned at finally having won.

"Nice! Alright, let's move on. Show me your Kata"

I smiled again and performed the Kata perfectly.

Oh my God, that was amazing! Maybe, just maybe, I can get her to join the Akatsuki…..Pein thought with happiness

Wow, un! This girl is amazing at everything! Maybe she's a good kisser also…….Deidara thought, then immediately blushed a bright red

"Haha, I know what your thinking! You like her!" Hidan commented low enough for me to not hear.

"S-S-Shut up, Un!"

"Hmph"

"Oh my God. That was perfect! Um, I guess we can work on tricks if you want"

"Kay! Oh, I want you to meet my friends first!"

Oh great, I thought. How am I gonna explain the Akatsuki! My brain entered panic mode.

Ok, Im SOOOO SORRY it was late! I forgot to send the file to my gmail, so I could upload it at my moms, cuz Im only with my dad Wednesday and every other weekend, but I was late for school and totally forgot! You probly wanna hit me on the head and yell "BAKA TAYI!" so….go ahead. I deserve it. -_-'