Chapte 26

Legit AN: Sorry, Mr. Way, for calling you Gertrude. For the record, while I don't listen to any of their stuff, I have nothing against any of these goffic bands.

AN: I'm gong 2 Transelvana 4 a week so don evspect updays! Bfy u rule thanx for the sweatire.

The sky was pink cuz the preps had takn over Hogwants. I cried tears of blood (it happens in My Immortal Buffy told me so okk?). Sudenl Selene walmed out holding a preppy wand.

"Selento! What the fuking hell? Yur stil bi aren' u?"

"Nope. Don't think so, Trixie."

"DON'T U DAR CALL ME TRIXIE! IT's HOT TOPIC BLLOODROSE! Hot Topic Shadow Ra'ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis'hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D'eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P'e'n't'a'g'r'a'm' Draculana Buffy BloodRose."

I showed him a picture of Gertrude Way even though he was standing right behide me. "He is a foken sex bomb and I kno u want to hav sexxy with him!"

"Nope. You see, Trixie, my canon self is straight, so I see no reason to be bi here." Rain was all pink and blue an red and gren and yllow and all those oddter non goffic colors.

Bloody Cliché Rose 6666 began to play with GCMCR and all the other goffic bands. All the goffs killed in the attack were brought bac to life, like Vespa, Daisy, Homer Simpstone, Petter Petigrew, ET, Iron Man, and Liz Lemon hwo had all been killed while I was abandoning them 2 talk to Ron. But they were okay.

I shot the goffic spell at Ron and her turned back into Selleno Slipjot. I ran around to other preps and turned them into goffs. Sudenly I ran into a preppy girl with blon hair and lipgloose that made hter look al traditinally beautiful. I hate that. Her dress was pink with flowers on it. It was… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Cecilia Joy Pink! She was sitting on her broomstick.

"Now, for all the torment you've afflicted on me, Draco is going to become a prep! She took ot a preppy pink gun. Because they have guns in da Potter verse.

She shot Helena with a preppy bullet. She died and then her body baecame all preppy and she came bcka to life. "Helena is dead!" Hellena cried. "I am Daphne now and forever." Then she ran behind Hunter and Cecilia.

NO! I cried. "Cecilia, can I have one last requst? I want to screw Draco one last time before I become a prep. I could see he wanted to screw me." He looked all sexy, but nawt as secy as me.

"Fine. Very well." Cecilia flew away. Drado took of his pants and I took ooff my shirt. I took of my black lacy underrwer and Draco took of his black lacy underwear. I thought of that time I lost my virility to Draco on the Hogwearts Accpress when he put his wetness in2 my u no whut. While we did it Cecilia flew around turning every unnamed goffin (geddit lik coffin) the skull (geddit lik skull). Billy and Mae turned back into preps cause they always reely were. Dumbledore turned into a poser with Hunters re-canonizing spell and so did Voldermort and Peter Pettigrew. The cowardly cameos all turned back into their canons and ran back to their canons. Cecilia turned Snap, Loopin, James Pawter, Lucas Mafy, Dorothy RunningBridge, Serious, and Rory Locket back into their cannon sleeves while I got an organza.

Suddenly Pluto ran up behind us. "You bastrad! I want to slurp with ther!" "No I do!" Draco moaned. They got up and… … … … … … … … … … … … … … …They jumped on eachother (yes in that way!) They started skrewing on the pavement outsides HoughWarts in da middle of a battle we were losing. Normally this wood have tured me on (I love cing guys do it even when they want privacy), but rigt now I wanted to skrew both of them.

I put on muy clothes all energetically and lethargically. I was wearing a red mini with red lace that said "I love the colur black" on it. Sudeenly, Cecilia flew up to me! She said "Hot Topic your time is up! I will kill Pluto and Draco!" She shotted a bullet.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!1111111111111" I cried all sezily as I jumped in front of the ballet. I could tell Draco and Pluto wanted to screw me but that wool make them necphilacks (another shout out 2 u Filly!)