The sound of a door slowly opening slowly could be heard, until King's hatted self sneaked in.
Please don't catch me-
A light flicked on, revealing Link, Samus, and Pit, all holding varying levels of pain causing torture weapons.
Link was first to shout. "WHERE DA F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN?"
King held up his hands. "IT WAS SUMMER!"
Samus was next. "YOU WERE GONE FOR ALMOST TWO MONTHS!"
"I- PIT, WILL YOU PUT DOWN THE CHAINSAW."
Pit frowned, before putting the chainsaw down.
"SAME FOR YOU TWO."
Link and Samus begrudgingly put down the rhino and the barrel of butter. King sighed, before pulling out a pocket watch.
"Sh*t. I wonder if Yolo and Roxie even remembered..."
Location: Maximum Penitentiary for Crazy Authors.
"I DID NOTHING!" Yolo shouted.
THe Judge sighed. "I wish..."
A Giant Cucco suddenly burst through the wall.
"..."
"Yo." King said.
"LINK, GRAB THE AUTHOR." Pit shouted.
Silence.
"Link?"
Link was getting pecked to death.
"GET. THIS. DEMON. OFF ME."
Samus dragged him away. King turned to the Judge and Yolo, stared at both, before grabbing Yolo and running.
A Braixen was sitting at a cafe, eating cookies.
Crunch.
"Sorry Roxie, but..." She was hit on the head and knocked out.
"Where-" Roxie opened her eyes to see King eating a sandwich.
"Yo."
"How- Wait... Killing Sara right?"
"Exactly."
"Ohhhhhhhhhh... You could've told me."
"Nah."
"... You are surprisingly calm."
"Had better days."
Yolo suddenly ran in with a giant sword. "GUYS WE GONNA DO STUFF AND IT GONNA BE GOOD!"
King nodded.
Link walked in with a large bag of weapons. "H-Help..."
Pit walked in with a sack of his weapons. "Shut up, I'm not complaining."
Samus walked in, carrying nothing. "I got more then EITHER if you!"
"WELL NO SH*T. THE THING IS YOU HAVE A SUIT."
"Look." King said. "We ready?"
Pit looked at King. "Gimme a sec." He reached behind King's ear and touched him in a specific spot. The sound of a motor whirring was heard, and King shot up.
"LET'S GO B*TCHES!" He ran out the door.
Yolo looked at Pit. "What did you do?"
"Hit his happy switch."
Sara was doing... Look, you KNOW she's gonna die, why bother telling you? Sara was doing her best thing. Being a Grade-A B*tch. There, happy now? Good. Regardless, Master Hand was about to throw her to the depths of hell, when the sound of a horn could heard, playing La Cucaracha. King burst in on a Murder Llama, with a horn strapped to it's head, and missile launchers for ears.
"SURPRISE ATTACK!"
"..." Master Hand floated back into his office.
"DIRTI LIBRUL, YU CANT STAP MI!"
"NO, BUT I CAN MAKE YOU REGRET EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE! AUTHORS, ATTACK!"
Yolo and Roxie burst in on attack pigeons, who shot Sara into the air with their laser vision.
"NOW..."
Nothing happened.
"GOD DAMMIT LINK."
"WHAT? HE WON'T COME OUT."
"JUST MAKE HIM."
The sound of metal being hit was heard, before Devastator from Transformers appeared, grabbed Sara, crushed her, and walked off.
"See?"
"... Let's just go home."
Yeah... Wooh boy was I gone a while. BUT I'M BACK NOW!