Can anybody help a brutha out?!
Man, I'm serious...I'm in a bind now and it's looking like my only option is to run out of this place and come back in the morning hoping that they'll believe I was abducted by aliens.
It all started early this morning when I went to clean all the bugs off the windshield of the Orange Demon that I'm sure must have accumulated after the long drive here...
except I flew here.
Oh well...I was tired in mind and body from all the sex I had with the lovely Sasuke last night till like two in the morning. So it's twenty after 6:00 in the morning...I'm out in the parking lot feeling pretty stupid...but as luck would have it, I see a familiar looking, petite little hottie step out of a just pulled in Honda Civic in the parking lot of the motel across the street
"Hey Haku!...pretty lil' Haku...over here!"
A couple of semi-trucks roll by and he didn't hear me, so I run over to where he's at
"Hey little lady"
"Naruto?...Naruto!
We hug...we kiss...I grab some tasty buns...people are honking their horns and telling me to 'get some' and other good advice.
After he checks-in, I help him carry his bags up to his room
"So what brings you out here babe?...The Army loaned me out like a cheap set of hand tools to a civilian photographer for ten days and we're doing some photo shoots at a recently discovered ancient rock snake...effugee?...effigy?...elf ugly?...well it's a big bunch of rocks carved to look like snakes is what it is"
"I'm on my way to Vegas...I'm going to work as an assistant to a bounty hunter named Zabuza"
"Wow..that sounds so cool!...how did you find out about the job?"
"Family connections..." -we finally get to his room on the third floor; and after laying his bags down on the floor, the groping commences- "Naruto...I'm only going to stay for a night, cause that's all I can afford...so if you're free..."
"Well if not for the lack of money..when do you absolutely have to get to Vegas?"
"Oh I have several days to..."
"Then you'll stay at least another night, because you'll be staying with me"
"Well I assume the Army is paying for your room..so me staying might get you in trouble I'm afraid"
"Haku...no I won't get in trouble...I want you to stay at least a couple of nights...you mean a lot to me"
He answered with a 'yes' and a kiss; and when I was about to pull out the cyclops, he says:
"I want you to fuck me so badly..but I just drove for twelve hours straight...sorry"
Me and my cyclops were sad campers
So I told him what room I was in, and he said he would come by after some rest.
Speaking of rest; I could have used some more, so back to bed I went. When I woke back up around 11:00, Sasuke had already gone...leaving a note that said he would return around 6:00 or so. Well I was supposed to go out with him and Sakura and Rock Lee to check out some of the local artists...which would have been good fun...but it's also kinda good that I got left behind, cause I wanted to see if I could get in touch with Deidara who I know just moved out here to live with some other artist.
I call his number...he answers...he apologizes and say's he can't talk now cause he's showing off his art to some potential buyers, but asks me where I'll be this evening...I give him the hotel name and my room number...he swears he'll come by...we each say goodbye...call ended.
Fast forward to about fifteen minutes ago. I'm relaxing watching TV and someone knocks on the door...
It's Haku!
But he's just wearing baggy sweat pants and a sweat shirt (I was hoping he would have on a long over coat with a surprise on underneath...oh well...can't win em' all). He takes a seat on the bed, and I ask him if I can get him anything to drink and he says anything is fine, so I pull a bottle of iced tea out of the fridge and hand it to him. I then go take a leak and when I come out
WOW!...Haku is in the tiniest cheerleader outfit I've ever seen!...with pom poms too!
She starts to go into a little cheering routine, but I can't hold back for long and start tearing off the itty-bitty pleated skirt and the tiny little shirt...top...thing, that says 'PLEASURE U' in bold letters across the front
"Naruro please..I'm not done yet"
"Sorry babe, but class is in session at Pleasure U"
I spin the 'student body' around to put my hand on the entrance to Shangri La, but there's something there
"Pull it out lover"
And I do. It's a glass butt-plug
"Throat or ass sexy Haku?"
"My ass...hurt my ass first"
I pull down my pants...
just in time to hear a knock at the door.
Awww crap cakes!
So I pull up my pants...tell lil' shorty to hold tight while I shoo away the new visitor...and open the door just enough to quickly let myself out.
Now let me tell you who the person at the door is by saying that Deidara made an excellent Combat Medic...
but he makes an even better Naughty Nurse!
"Holly shit Deidara..what are you doing out in the hallway dressed like that?!"
"And what are you doing out in the hallway sporting THAT"
The front of my shorts ARE pretty far out from the rest of me
"Well uh..."
"Just come to Sasuke's room..." -she starts walking in that direction, then throws his head to the side and says- "...and bring the little Miss along too"
And now here I am caught in my own trap. I had two babes that I knew would be coming over in the evening and then I knew Sasuke would be back this evening too...and I pretty much knew what the three would want.
So I'm here faced with a choice to run or face the music, and what I decide to do is...
-NXS-
"Deidara..good evening...did you and Gaara come to visit me or is this just a fortunate happenstance?"
"Hi Sasuke...it's just me this time, and I came to visit a mutual friend of ours..."
?
"...but I suppose that's why you're here too"
"Oh no..I'm staying here for the duration of the photo shoot"
"Oh wow...so you and Naruto must be modeling together again this time"
"You...know Naruto?"
"Oh yes..I was assigned as a medic to his Squad in Afghanistan"
Hmmmm...might this be the blond Naruto said he was with the day I called him when the 'chair' scandal broke out
"My, how oddly coincidental is that...so what's under the overcoat if I might be so bold"
He doesn't hesitate to show me...it's an adult (not as in size, but as in not rated as suitable for the kiddies) nurse costume...and Deidara makes it look incredible
"So you and Naruto?..." -I don't need to ask the rest. I was with Naruto yesterday and I have many more days I can be with him till the photo shoot ends- "...well do have fun then"
As I turn to walk away with a minor feeling of dejection, a hand catches my wrist
"Let's all three have fun..." -I look back to see a beaming Deidara, so obviously he's serious about his suggestion- "...Naruto is such a great guy and he deserves all the pleasure we can give him, right?"
Well...I can't argue with that. I must admit that I do feel a tiny bit possessive when it comes to the man, but there's no reason to because we're not a couple
"Ok...come to my room while I get ready...then we'll both give Naruto twice the good time he was expecting"
I was originally intending to wear the same outfit that I wore when I convinced Rock Lee not the join the military...but things change. After donning my long overcoat...the two of us walk up the steps to give our man his big surprise...but we were the ones who ended-up being surprised. I halt my companion before we can reach the top landing
"So who's the dark haired girl in the sweats knocking on Naruto's door" -wispers Deidara
"I don't know..but she's not just wearing sweats...see the odd shapes under the bottoms?
"Yes I do...and who wears stiletto heels with sweats"
We watch with rapt attention as this person is let in by Naruto. The dejected feeling comes back
"Where are you going?"
"Back to my room...let's just enjoy each other and let Naruto enjoy his time with little Miss...whoever" -I try not to sound pissed off, but I can't help it
Once we're back where we started and in private, Deidara speaks freely
"Oh no...we didn't get all dressed up for Naruto just to let some other woman keep him to herself..." -he starts to pull things out of the gym bag he brought with him while continuing on with his softly spoken tirade- "...I, and I assume you don't get to see him often, and I also don't often get time away from my work or Gaara like I can for tonight...so we are going to set up this video recorder to send a real-time feed to the TV, and then I'm going to pay the two lovers a visit and get him or both of them to come here"
It sounds as far fetched as anything, but still I help set up and test the wireless camcorder/Audio Video transceiver. It works quite well. Then Deidara steps out to conduct his mission impossible
"Hey..you forgot your coat!"
-NXS-
"Naruto..where are you carrying me all wrapped up in a bedsheet like this?"
"Uh...to a better place baby...heh"
Being beat down by a trio of sexy honeys may seem like a hot time for some...
but not me, buddy!
I decided that I'm going to bring all three lovelies together and beg forgiveness for not timing things better. I knock on the door...and to tell you who answers it...well let me just say that I thought Sasuke was the Devil back in high school and a little after…
but now she's on the other side of the entrance wearing a sexy red she-devil outfit and I fuckin love it!
"Haku?"
"Sasuke?"
"Well whatever..hurry up and bring him in Naruto hunk"
-NXS-
It is a small world indeed
Naruto puts Haku down and the sheet falls away, leaving the diminutive male in only heels and a thong...what an absolute beauty he is. He could easily do serious modeling if not for his height
"Haku..let's all three of us ladies have a chat in the bathroom" -Deidara says while wrapping an arm around said person's shoulders. I follow them and say over my shoulder:
"And you stay put Mister tent-pants"
"Yes ma'am" -he responds in a strangely pleasing, defeated way
Once in the bathroom...
"So you two know each other?...I'm Deidara by the way"
"Yes..Naruto, Sasuke, and I went to school together"
"Oh...so are you and he a couple...or do you have...strong feelings for him?"
This I'm very interested to find out
"Well none of those two...I mean I feel strongly for him as a friend and sometimes lover..but it's nothing long term romantic"
Good...that pretty much sums up how I feel about him too
"I feel the same way honey...how about you Sasuke?"
"Oh...I'm in that same boat"
"Great then...so no one is going to have their feelings hurt...now Sasuke and I have decided to pleasure Naruto together...would you be on board with joining us?"
"Of course...he deserves all the pleasure he can get...plus I like his crazy stamina, but I could use a break from the never-ending pounding he dishes out"
"Uh..ladies...just to give you fair warning..Naruto can go three rounds now with hour long breaks in between..and, not including the breaks, he can last up to ten hours...that's how long he was in me last night..." -this information didn't seem to phase them- "...and I don't know when you guys were with him last..but he is now coke can thick and 12 inches long"
Haku looked...concerned...while Deidara grinned and got a sparkle in his eyes. The latter brings our hands together like in a football huddle and takes charge
"Ok let's do this...we'll take turns doing oral on him and then Haku..you'll take the first poke in the bottom while me and Sasuke work the camcorder"
I'm nervous about this, but I don't raise a protest. I just always assumed it would be me and Naruto alone every time we had sex, so this is uncharted territory I'm stepping into.
Alright...much pain, tears, suffering, stretching, etc coming up next chapter!
And by the way...there's no - made of rock – snake effigy in the Sedona area of Arizona. I just needed a place to keep the Orochimaru/snake motif going on.