Yay! I actually really only make fun of Chase in this chapter, but Wilson gets really flustered, so it's all good. :3
The Buddy Collections
Chapter 26: Because I Can
Wilson found the package neatly wrapped and lying on top of his desk. He placed his coat on the coat hanger and set his bag down, going over to further inspect the colorfully wrapped box. He noted that there was a card attached and picked it up.
'Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And I'll fuck you into the wall.'
With an indignant squeak, Wilson cautiously unwrapped the package. Inside was an item and another note. The item alone already had him blushing. Warily, he picked up the other note and read it.
Two minutes later, a flustered oncologist was bursting through House's office door, "Gregory House, what the hell is wrong with you? How could you send something that provocative to me at work?"
House glanced up from his Game Boy, smiling brightly, "Oh, so you got my package?"
"Yes!"
"Good. Then I expect you to follow the instructions thoroughly."
"You still haven't answered my questions." Wilson sighed.
"Alright, fine. I'm horny as hell. And, I did it because I can." House stated in a tone that one would use when talking about the weather.
"But, anybody could've seen that note on the outside of the package...!"
"Oh, don't worry. I had Chase deliver it, so nobody with a functioning brain saw it."
"You gave it to Chase to deliver?"
"Oh, don't worry. I'm not even sure if he can read."
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God. What the hell? ... I wanna write a separate story (a smut!fic to be precise) that further explains the note and goes into detail about what happens later when they go home... I'm going to whether people say "yes" or "no" anyways. :D
... I'm not sure if Chase can read, either, since he seems more like a comedic relief character. Despite his mental incapacity, I love him. 83
Give me your opinions!