Sorry haven't been able to update had an Idea for this but lost it trying to hide my obsession from my parents. Either way I am going to end this story soon. Like 4 more chapters... or more I'm sorry it has to end... but I might epilogue it if you want.

Disclaimer I don't own iCarly but I do own Sam's Journal

Entry 31 (Monday)

Dear Journal,

Been a while since I said that. Well you can already guess since I am writing that I am alive... Well this morning my new BOYFRIEND came over with bacon and a fat shake! He knows me so well. And yes I said boyfriend! Freddie BENSON TOLD ME HE LOVED ME AND NOW WE R TOGETHER! Well it happened more sappy than that but you get the picture. And you know what I don't think anything has changed between us at all. I still teased him this morning I called him Freddiona again! He didn't like that but I still laughed. He then kissed me on my forehead and said he had to go to school. He then said "Don't miss me!" I then said "Don't worry you're the last person I would ever want to see" jokingly.

They decided to move me into a room with another person because I was getting better. They needed the 1 person room for someone else who was hurt. CMON! I liked the single room! I COULD watch what I want. Now I might have to watch old people junk... Not to my surprise they put me in a room next to this old lady. She asked me what I was in for and I said "A car hit me..." She said she wasn't feeling good. She then asked how I got hit by a car and why. I then told her about Freddie chasing me out of the apartment and all that chiz. She then said her and her husband are like that. I then suddenly got interested. She started talking about her and Rufus (her husband) used to fight all the time but she secretly had feelings for him but he liked her best friend. IT WAS LIKE US BUT OLDER! WAYY CREEPY! She even said she used to be a little of a rebel rouser herself... Turns out she invented one of the greatest pranks in history the stink balloon. A balloon filled with dead fish guts, old meat, and raw eggs. I threw a couple at Freddie one day and he stunk up the whole school! His mom had to take him out of school that day. I told her that there was another food fight and the guys were throwing the old lunch meat at him. She believed me of course... Ahh memories. You know what I am actually enjoying talking to this lady even though she's as old as Larry King... Soon she told me that she finally told Rufus after 4 years that she loved him and he didn't respond to her right away. He said he needed some time... And she waited. They casually dated right after she told him to see if he would feel the same and they continued dating throughout the rest of high school and college. After he proposed and now they have been married for 60 long happy years. Soon she said she was tired and fell asleep. I then realized maybe Freddie and I could be like her and Rufus.

I fell asleep after that and I woke up to Carly who was poking me saying "Sam. Sam." I then moaned and said "What!..." I then realized Carly must of gotten right out of school and I gave her a hug with my right arm for like 10 secs then said "Shh... there's an old lady next to me trying to sleep. Carly then looked at me confused and then said there was no lady. Soon I looked over to see she was gone. Mrs. Benson couldn't help but overhear and said "Sorry Sam... She died in her sleep a few hours ago..." and left. I soon started crying... Yeah I know your shocked SAM PUCKETT CRYING! Well I just was having the best conversation with that lady and then she just died... At least she lived a happy life. Carly then asked why and I told her everything even though I didn't want to. She then started crying too OF COURSE! She then wanted me to tell her everything that happened between me and Freddie. We ended up talking for hours. Soon Freddie came in later and Carly left saying it was late. Freddie then said he didn't want to disturb me and Carly since we haven't talked in ages. Soo sweet and sappy of the nub. I lightly punched him. He then asked what we were talking about then I told him about we talked about us and the old couple. He then said "I think we will end up like that old couple..." I then laughed and said "You're such a sap!" and gave him a punch with my right arm and he said "I see that you got your punch back! Soon you will be out of here in no time." He then kissed me and I kissed back for about 11 secs. AMAZING as usual. I don't know why I was always denying those because they're unforgettable bliss! I wanted more but he had to go... I can't wait till I get out of this nut house!

From,

Sam!

P.S. THAT WASN'T THE LAST PS Lol!

Entry 23(Tuesday)

Dear Le Journal,

MY LAST DAY IN THIS NUT HOUSE! This morning they told me Benson could not see me because they wanted to teach me how to use the wheelchair they gave me. CMON I'TS NOT THAT HARD IF I only have to use a joystick but in case it breaks down I need to know how to use it manually. Ms. Benson wheeled me outside in the wheelchair to the back where people practice. I was actually pretty good at this stuff. I should be in the Paralympics! MAMA WOULD WIN GOLD! She then made me sign this stupid contract saying I won't use this for stealing, or breaking the law, and I can't sell this for money. Since this is the only thing that will get me out of here I signed it and if I break the rules it gets taken away and then I have a manual one where people push me in it. I asked for one thing on it though. An attachable cup holder for the right side so I can get a drink. Since Ms. Benson thought that was a smart idea she put one on!

She soon told me I would go home with her as soon as she got off of work. And then I remember I AM GOING TO THE FREAKS HOUSE TO STAY! At least I get to be with Freddie... though his mom is gonna make me take tick baths and give me all these shots. Furthermore she is going to be watching Freddie and I like a hawk to make sure we don't do anything bad! She then put me in the wheelchair and insisted on pushing me to the Van she drove. She picked me up as I started to scream "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY!" She then said "Helping you into the car!" I then let her put me in the co-pilot seat as she put the wheel chair in the trunk. During the car ride she was listening to some old folk music and I tried to cover my ears... Soon she was singing some song about dental hygiene and my head was about to explode!

Once we got to Bushwell she parked and helped me onto my wheel chair as I wheeled into the lobby and Lewbert yelled "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Ms. Benson then yelled "THIS YOUNG LADY GOT HIT BY A CAR!" She put me in the elevator and once we got to her floor I used the joystick and drove myself to her apartment as she opened it. She then led me into the guest room. The bed was raised so I can get on and off it. She also said that she changed the toilet so its wheelchair accessible in case I had to go... I was surprised...! She then said she put one of those shower seats in the shower so I can get in the shower. Luckily I was so strong and that I could easily get on and off my wheel chair. TWO WEEKS IN THIS ROOM! Won't be soo bad! Close to the kitchen has its own TV! Also close by Freddie's room! I never knew she had one of these.

Soon Freddie came in and saw me watching Girly Cow while I was eating a fat cake and said "Enjoying the room Puckett!" He ended up staying until the end of the girly cow episode. He was on the right side of the bed with his arm around me... I teased him throughout the episode saying he is like Girly Cow. He didn't like that...! But he still stayed for mama. Then he said he was going to bed and looking forward to see me in the morning. They he kissed me goodnight like the sap he is and I punched his arm. He then said "OW!" I then say "Night Benson!" in an adorable voice. He responded by saying Night Puckett. He is such a sap... but he's my tree sap...

From,

Puckett OWNER OF THE SAP!