Dear Stephanie Meyer,

I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.

Yours sincerely,

Derek Landy, Golden God

Hehe :3 Sorry but I hate Twilight. Skulduggery Pleasant FTW!

Aww, someone left me a note in my bag today and it really cheered me up. It read:

Dear Harmony,

:)

Yours sincerely,

We all need love sometimes x

I used my name that I use on here because I don't want to use my real name. I really want to know who sent me it now :3 Bless their hearts :$

Harmony xxx