Chapter XXII ½, The Slumber Party

Meanwhile back in the Castle That Never Was,

At the Where Nothing Gathers,

Xaloneki smiles, "See, everyone, I got permission from Xemnas, Ruler of the World That Never Was, to hold a slumber party for my friends from Ouran Academy." She even waves the permission slip that has Xemnas's signature.

"Oh, of course." Xemnas sighs, wondering how did he got that idea to give her permission in the first place.

Saix growls a feral growl, Number Fourteen's friends squeal in delight, "Squee, a puppy!"

When Xaloneki was showing her friends, Arunima, Carlee, and Dai, around she lead them to her washing/ sewing room, "This, ladies, was the place where I make every uniform that you see." Her friends are dressed in black coats.

She led them to two vats located at the corner, "Vat #1, Protects the wearer from the corroding power of Darkness. Vat #2, are specially designed microscophic bacteria that rips the coat apart in battle. The bacteria are very intelligent (and are made by yours truly), they can tell the difference between male and female."

"You mean we'll see shirtless guys, Xaloneki?"

"Yes, as long as Saїx doesn't catch us, he talks about getting permission to nuke the Ouran Academy world."

"Aw, Puppy is so cute when he makes death threats." Dai then says.

"You really think so? He even says that if he had his way, he would."

Her classmates nod.

"Oh, so cool, but now these coats are made in a large factory nearby. Just wait till I show you the samurai garb of the Amarath Society and the Akatsuki, made by the same brilliant mind (Though with the Akatsuki robes, I had to update them to Darkness repelling standards) which are in my office in said factory."

After the factory tour, the girls all waited at the entrance way to the Castle That Never Was, when Roxas steps out of the Corridors of Darkness, the top half of his black coat was torn in half. He collaspses on the floor moaning, the Key of Destiny was exhausted, because he was experimenting in the lab.

"So hot!" Squeals the three girls.

Roxas swears, of all the sounds he has to hear its Xaloneki and fellow Ouran girl friends. "Fourteen!"

"Thirteen, I am conducting a slumber party and I want you to be a host, please."

The Key of Destiny scowls, it reminds the Toxic Geisha of Vexen…A very irriated Vexen.

"I refuse, I don't do that on a whim and for free, Fourteen!"

Arunima, Carlee, and Dai began to see hearts, a very mad shirtless Roxas is so romantic in their eyes.

"I'll pay you, Roxas!" Xaloneki pleads. "And you must lessen hanging out with IV, his cranky personality is rubbing off of you."

"I'll pay too!" Dai, Carlee, and Arunima chorus behind her, this lessen Roxas's irriatibility.

"If only you'd expressed some scientific enthuasism then I won't be so stuffy, XIV-"

The freckle face Nobody pouts and gives Roxas the puppy eyes. This made him smile. "Now, XIV, I'm a bit busy as to speak –" He was interrupted by Xigbar. The Freeshooter is hanging upside down from space, this made XIV's friends "Oohhh." and "AAhhh."

"Dude, no, you're spoiling the fun."

"Number II, I am under substantial amount of pressure – Axel and Luxord need rescueing (I barely made it back alive) and –"

Xigbar puts his arm around Roxas, "XIII, you need to relax."

"But-but-"

"Now go ask Xaldin for help- I won't take it kindly that you disappoint my widdle baby princess."