Title: That's A1
Summary: A simple bet, see who can use a 'coupla focail' to get a 'cailini' into the 'aul 'leaba', what could go wrong? Well Irish Boy Edward Masen is going to find, not just what could go wrong, but what also could go right.
Perspective: EPOV
Story Type: Drabble, chapters will vary in length.
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I wished I owned Twilight, so, so, so much! But I don't so I'm just going to play with them for a bit.
EPOV
"Heya Da" Bella said as the four of us walked in the front door carrying our food. Charlie was standing in the hallway in his uniform. "Do you have the late shift?"
"Yeah" Charlie said. "Eat that in the kitchen Love." He said kissing the top of Bella's head.
"Right Da."
"Charlie this is my sister Anne and her husband James. This is Bella's father Charlie" I explained and they nodded before Bella led us into the kitchen.
"I didn't know your Da was a Guard Bella." James said as the four of us sat down while Charlie moved around the kitchen.
"I didn't know either." I said and Bella smirked.
"You just let that boy walk in here without telling him I was a Guard? Ah Bella that's cruel, even for you." Charlie said and I nodded.
"Ah what can I say" Bella said with a shrug before biting into her burger. She made a face as she bit in.
"What's wrong?" I asked her.
"Nothing..." She said but she didn't look sure.
"What?" I asked her.
"Does this smell funny?" she asked. I leaned in and took a whiff and then a bite but it tasted fine.
"It's grand Love."
"That's weird." She said shaking her head.
"Hmmm that's the second time this week." Charlie said reaching over her shoulder and robbing some chips.
"What?" I asked.
"I was making rashers the other day and she kept telling me they smelled weird, they smelled fine." Charlie said.
"Sorry, I'm probably just so used to all the pre-packaged or different type meats in America. The other day I kept telling Ma her sausages were weird and then I realised it was because it was pork." Bella said and James looked at her confused.
"What else can you make a sausage from?"
"Chicken"
"Beef"
"That is not right."
"This is a riveting conversation." Charlie said taking more chips from my bag.
"Da, stop robbing Edward's food." Bella said.
"Don't worry Love. I'm staying here all week eating his food and stuff, the least he can do is rob a few chips."
"And you need to stop arse-licking." Anne said and I glared at her.
"I'm not" I said.
"No problem if you are Son." Charlie said placing my hand on his shoulder. "Right I have to head into work. Edward, Connor and his friends burst the air bed you were on the other last so just head in with Bella okay?" he asked and I nodded.
Bella jumped up and kissed her father's cheek.
"Thank you Daddy."
"Yeah, yeah. Nice meeting ye all."
Oh yeah! Charlie approval, he finally got it!
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Love The Irish Cullen.