{Am I alive you ask? Yes I am!... Okay first of all, I'm sorry I haven't updated in like... FOREVER... It's just because I've been busy and... Oh who cares? Do any of you read this? LOL. On with the story~ }
"Astrid and I are going to take our leave now! T-Thanks again Mrs. Ingerman!", Ruffnut turned on the ball of her foot and stepped forward on the other to race down the stairs.
"Make sure to tell Astrid that her husband needs to fix our fence! It's bending a bit at the middle from all this rain!", Fishlegs mother scowled pressing her index finger to her bottom lip.
The two blonde girl's met from the shadows and laughed at the sudden complaint.
"Man, did you hear that Astrid! He talks about me! He's... He's not embarrassed by me!", Ruffnut exclaimed pushing her shoulder into the other girl's. "... This is such a strange feeling... It's like my stomach is twitching with butterflies..."
"It's probably the feeling of love?... You know actual love...", the blue eyes found her friend's and narrowed. "Have you never felt this before? How about when we met Eret?", Astrid adjusted the hemming of her shirt to cover her round stomach, trying to stretch out the thin material to stay put.
"Yea... I thought I loved him. It wasn't this feeling though... More like, a suspenseful feeling. Seeing those muscles... Ohh... Those muscles...", her tongue grazed her upper lip fantasizing over the dark haired man. She found the slim arm of her friend and clasped on to it as if she was ghosting her old interests biceps. "Mmm... I like that..."
"Uhm, Ruffnut? H-Hey snap out of it!", Astrid slipped her fingers under the girl's helmet and shoved the hat and her off her arm. "You really need to stop daydreaming in public... It gets extremely creepy..."
"Hm? Oh! Y-Yeah... Is it often?"
"Quite", Astrid closed her eyelids and sighed. "Now you get to dream about Fishlegs..." She pressed her lips firmly together trying to contain a chuckle. Her childhood friends were starting to grow up and fall in love. It wasn't her and Hiccup anymore, there is more love in the air.
"Hey! How about you and I go on a double date?", Ruff clutched onto the broad shoulder of Astrid's and gleamed. "It'd be like old times except we get to be, naughty!"
Astrid reopened her eyelids to give her insane friend a glare, "Naughty? No one's going to be doing that on our date!"
"Ah ha! It's settled then, we all are going on a double date! Come one lets go get those losers!", Ruff gripped the blonde's wrist and raced forward, dragging the pregnant woman along.
"Wait, wait, wait! We don't even know where they are specifically! Besides! I'm not eligible to run at your speed, remember?", her eyes shot down to the mound below her breasts. She let her free hand clutch at the underneath portion to reduce the harsh stomps.
"Oh right... Have that baby already! I'm tired of the new you! Come back old Astrid and give birth!", she halted from running having the two collide.
Astrid palmed her forehead feeling the pain throb between her eyes, "Really... Don't even say I've changed... Look at you! You're in love with Fishlegs! You're also wanting to go on a date! When in the Gods was Ruffnut Thorston going to turn into a grown woman? You're so... No offense... Suppose to be like your brother..."
Ruffnut stepped back for more balance trying to come up with an explanation. She concentrated on a perfect moment to tell, "How about the time you said you would never like Hiccup! Or when you said you'd never let anything get in your way! Hiccup's blocked your sight for so long now it's as if you never notice your friends! So please Astrid, one date?" Her hands numbly wrapped around her friend's pleading.
Astrid huffed out a hot exhale and nodded unwillingly. It had been quite some time since the four of them got to talk and describe their new lives. "Fine... On one condition..."
"Anything!", Ruffnut let go of the trapped hands and bounced up with a 'Winning gesture fist bump'.
Astrid's lips crept into a side smirk, "Hmph... You have to confess to 'Smartlegs' at dinner."
"Confess to him! Ha, so easy... I can confess about anything! Like when I ate his favorite third meal and he never noticed!"
"Confess your feelings to him on what you felt today... You know, the butterflies...", her eyelids slimmed and scanned the dropped expression.
She felt a shiver invade her body and ruffled the hairs to stand, "... Can't I just confess... My first option..."
"Nope!~"
She clenched her teeth, gritting them trying to find any obligation. Her teeth parted and she sighed giving in, "Deal..."
The two girls rode Stormfly in search of their two idiots, needing to tell them their sudden plan of a date. They searched almost every island desperately seeking for the blonde and bronze haired males, not giving up until a sign that they're alright.
"Look! I see them!", Astrid pointed down at the beach of Itchy Armpit. "What in Thor's name are they doing...?"
"Dancing. They're dancing", Ruff crossed her forearms behind her head, to lean backwards and crack the cramp in her lower back.
"They're not dancing more like... Oh my Gods! They're on fire! Stormfly, down there now!"
Stormfly squawked in acceptance of her rider's demand and dove forward. She flung out her wings to catch air in the pocket of her skin and descend their landing safely. Astrid swung her right leg over the neck of her dragon and down to her other leg, while Ruffnut used her dominant hand to push herself off Stormfly.
"Hurry Astrid we nee-... Astrid?", She quickly turned around to see her friend clutch at her stomach in pain with tears forming at the corners of her creased waterline. "Astrid!"
"A-Ah! This can't be happening... I'm... We... It's too early!", the sound of panicking gurgled in the back of her throat with the choke of gasps. "... Ngh!..."
Ruffnut stopped on her heels and blinked before ditching the blonde to go grab the nearest bowl-like-object and ran to the water edge. She scooped up a gallon of sea water and raced back to the idiots trying to tame a new species. Her instinct threw the bucket-like-object at the two, including the dragon, killing off the fire.
"You two! Now! Leave the dragon... Astrid's going in labor!"
That's all I got for now! Love you guys! Please review and suggest!~ Thanks for reading!