Bella. Featuring Shorty. And Tia.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Argh!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Urgh!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

"Whats wrong Bella?" Tia asked.

"THERES A SPIDER!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP ITS GONNA KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL ME!!"

Shorty comes over and grabs one of Bella's shoes, and squishes the big fat ugly hairy spider on Bella's bunk.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! BABY SPIDERS ARE ALL OVER!! EEEW EEEW EEW EEEW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! THEY'RE CRAWLING ALL OVER!! TOWARDS ME!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"

Shorty squishes them too. Squish squish squish squish. All of the other girls were laughing at Bella hysterically. After seeing her and Edward together, they seemed like Buzzy. They didn't like her.

I will never be the same.

You'll get over it!

No I won't. The world is too full of spiders. I'll never be the same.

Was it so hard to kill the spider?

Yes. I was frozen in fear.

You're our counselor.

?? Whats your point?

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