Adam: So, how do you think we can break them even more?

Eddie: You mean other than our huge plot holes and inconsistencies?

Adam: Yeah.

Eddie:*shuffles papers* Well, we sank the Zades ship, and OutlawQueen... What if Belle mysteriously dies for some reason?

Adam: Hmmm, maybe. People like her though.

Eddie: Nah, a lot don't. Don't know why, though...

Adam: Because we make her incredibly naive and weak whenever she's with Gold?

Eddie: That might be it.

Adam: What if we tell them Hades will make an appearance, and then it's just a flashback?

Eddie: That is evil. Let's do it.

*cue Hades and Zelena walking in*

Zelena: You're joking, right? That's absolutely ridiculous.

Adam: Sorry?

Zelena: I thought I was bad, but you're even worse!

Eddie: What are you talking about? What did we do?

Hades: Well, you did make me go from "slowly being redeemed" to "asshole trying to screw up everything" in two seconds.

Zelena: Like the end of season three when the Dark One gave the bookworm a fake dagger and kept the real one to try and murder me with?

Hades: Exactly. I basically pulled a Rumplestiltskin. I still need to kick his ass for trying to kill you...

Zelena: Well, you did try to take his unborn child.

Hades: True... And is anyone going point out the plot hole where "no magic can resurrect the dead, but Hook was brought back to life?" Or the one where no one can rip out Emma's heart, but both Regina and I were able to?

Zelena: Everyone is. These morons just aren't paying attention.

Adam: Hey!

Eddie: Okay, but that's it, right? The rest of it was great; we got awesome feedback.

*Hades and Zelena stare incredulously*

*crickets*

Zelena: Hades, I'm done. I'm done with these idiots. *storms toward exit* Just make sure they bring you back to life. *pauses* Regina would kill me If I didn't make sure Robin made the cut. Then she'll really revert to Evil Queen again.

Hades: Which Robin? The thief or your daughter?

Zelena:I don't even know anymore! It's too confusing! My head hurts just thinking about it!

Hades: I could make it better...*winks*

Zelena: Cool it, Romeo. I'll be in the lobby when you're done with these imbeciles. *leaves*

Hades: *turns to Eddie and Adam* Hello, gentlemen.

Adam: Don't hurt us!

Eddie: Or...or we'll kill you off again!

Hades: You literally made Zelena send my soul into oblivion. Not much else you can do to me. So, gentlemen..Either start writing good episodes, including my resurrection, or suffer the consequences.

Adam: Pfft. What could you do to us?

Hades: *grins evilly

Zelena:*in lobby**checks watch*

*Screams and loud barking heard from several floors up*

*Minutes later, elevator opens and Hades walks out*

Zelena: I'm surprised we had to call in Cerberus. How did you even do that? I thought Hercules defeated him.

Hades: The whole "dead don't stay dead" plot hole. Works every time. Besides, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Zelena: So how are they bringing you back?

Hades: Henry is the Author. He'll just write everyone back to life.

Zelena: And they couldn't do this before?

Hades: They're the writers, Zelena. They could, they just don't for ridiculous reasons

Zelena: Point taken. Can we get back to the fourth wall now?

Hades: Absolutely. I keep hearing about something called "The Amerian Election of 2016?" It sounds terrible. Let's get back to a world that doesn't have that.

Zelena: Sounds perfect.

Everyone is totally OOC, but I don't care. I thought this would be funny.

I wonder what Greg Germann and Rebecca Mader think about this whole thing...

For a fun treat, look up "Unworthy of Your Love" by Greg Germann and Annie Golden. You'll be glad you did.