Me: hola its a snow day for meeeee
Edward: Anything else?
Me: No im good
Edward: R u sure? *does the dazzle thing*
Me: HA! that only works with jasper on me!!!
Jasper: *dazzles*
Me: uhh...bu...i...FINE I OWN NOTHING!!!!!!!
Aro: CARLISLE!!!!!
Carlisle: Uh...er, aro?
Aro: YES!!!!! hows it giong with the goals?
Carlisle: Their going good, how did know that
Aro: Did u think we would let u and ur family out of our sight? *laughs* u should know better carlisle,the ones we like we watch
Carlisle: Thats very uh....stalkerish
Aro: my dear carlisle we do not stalk! we just simply follow them around without them knowing
Carlisle: Awkward
Aro: ANYWAY!!!!!! why dont u tell us about ur goals?
Carlisle: Us? theres no one else in this chat room
aro: Thats were ur wrong! do talk others! do talk!!!!
Marcus: hello carlisle
Carlisle: Hello marcus
Cauis: Y R WE DOIGN THIS!!! WE SHOULDNT JUST WATCH THEM WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!!!
Carlisle: Nice to see u too
Alec: Carlisle
Carlisle: Alec
Demetri: And last but not least MEEEe!!!!!!
Carlisle:.....
Aro: So do tell us everyones goals and how they are going
Carlisle: *breathes out deeply* i am building a card palace
Cauis: HA!! so simple
Carlisle: That has 52 stories and like life
Cauis: Oh....
Carlisle: Bella and alice will be on Americas next top model
Aro: OHHHH!!!!! WONDERFUL!!!!! SISTERS BONDING!
Carlisle: and emmett is trying to get someone to yell his name
Alec: .....weird......
Carlisle: Now i ahve to go work on my goal so esme will tell u the rest
Carlisle has left the chat orom
Esme has entered the chat room
Esme: Hello and seth is trying to find emmett a short nickname
Marcus: Very boring
Cauis: Im shocked that u said that
Marucs: Will u be quiet!
Cauis: If u would smile mayb
Esme: BOYS! ENOUGH!!
cauis: We are older than u!!! dont tell us what to do!!!
Esme: u certainly act like ur younger!
Cauis: I...but-
Esme: NO BUTS! go sit in the corner and think about what u have done! and now u will not be able to see the goals!
Cauis: BUt esme!
Esme: I SAID NO BUTS!
Cauis: Fine
Cauis has left teh chat room
Esme: Ok were was i?
Marcus: U just told us seths goal
Esme: Thank u! now jacob well hes original one was to get alice to plan his party but now its to get others to help him with the party which now is on another date! he just last minute cancelled!!!!
Aro: THAT IS TERRIBLE!!!! do u want us to take care of him? *smiles*
Esme: nO! dont ever talk like that! or will end up in a corner like Cauis!
Aro: ok fine!
Esme: good my goal is to become teh fashion icon in our family and reneesme is trying to find a new hobby besides shopping
Demetri: She thought shopping was a hobby? wow she must shop alot!
Esme: U have no idea!!!! and rose well she is trying to get jacob to "break up" with her
Marcus, aro, demetri, and alec: WHAT! SHES GOING OUT WITH A WOlf!!!! *gags*
Esme: no no no they arent dating its just a really long story
Alec: U can tell us
Esme: NO i cantt!!!!!!!!!!
Aro: Whatever made u htink that u cant trust us?
Esme: MY BRAIN!!! NOW THE DOORBELLE RANG GOODBYE!
Esme has left the chat room
10 seconds later
Esme has entered the chat room
Esme: AHHH!!!!! U STALKERs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alec: WHat did we do?
Esme: Hmm idk! MAYB SHOW UP ON MY DOORSTEPS AS SOON AS I LEFT THE CHAT ROOM
Alec: THat doesnt mean anything
Esme: What is means is!!!!!!!! UR GUYS HAVE BEEN WATCHING US!!!!
Aro: Es-
Esme: STALKER!!! DONT U GO ANYWERE NEAR MY FAMILY!!! U HEAR ME!!!!!
marcus: I told u this would happen i told u she would get vicious
Esme; LEAVE MY HOUSE NOW!!!!!!!!1
Alec: ok ok im going lets go cauis and aro
Cauis has enerted the chat room
cauis: lEaving
Aro: Leaving
Alec: And leaving
Cauis has left the chat room
ARo has left the chat room
Alec has left the chat room
Esme: Good they left!!! so hows it going?
Marcus: As boring as ever
Esme: Well im gonna go now so i can yell at them while they leave bye
marcus: bye
Esme has left the chat room
Jasper has entered the chat room
Jasper: DO U MIND IF I KILL CAUIS!!!
Marcus: No go ahead
Jasper: OK Bye!!!!
Jasper has left the chat room
marcus has left the chat room
this is a very very long chapter and i left u guys wondering why jasper is going to kill cauis well read on if u wanna know!!! and this just involves the volturi because i can make them really weird but anyway my next chapter will be seth and edward most likely so review!!!!!!!!