USA! USA!
Come to the USA for golfing
Even though we are not that green
We've got cities with graying landscapes
And a few plants that can't be seen
Come to the USA for golfing
We know you will be on a roll
We have a lot of real big sand traps
But here, they're what we call potholes
We're the greatest
We've got our pride
We're the greatest
We'll stand beside our flag
We're the greatest
From tide to tide
We're so great, go USA!
Don't get me wrong-I love my country very much, but if you can't make fun of yourself, then who can you make fun of?