Come on, let's go!
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"Well, it's great that you evolved Zebstrika", said Piloswine. "Now you're twice as powerful."
"Yeah...I'm happy about it, but...I wanted to be with Ponyta as a Blitzle until we both evolved together", explained Zebstrika, looking down.
"Gee, that's really romantic", said Vanillite.
"Yeah", Gulpin agreed.
"Thanks, but since she's eliminated, it probably won't mean anything", said Zebstrika, depressed.
"Dude...Ponyta will love you no matter what", said Helioptile.
"You think so?" asked Zebstrika.
"We know so. Right Mr. Cornall?" asked Helioptile, looking at his hand.
"Um...thanks guys", said Zebstrika.
"No problem buddy, plus...now that you're stronger, you'll have a better chance of winning now", said Vanillite.
"I guess you're right", said Zebstrika.
"Good, now let's just keep on survivin'", said Piloswine.
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"Wow...we went from six members ", started Mienshao. "Down to three."
"Well, that's not our fault", said Espeon. "Zebstrika went crazy, Ponyta followed his choice, and Carracosta went angry douche."
"Well...now we're a girl's only alliance now", said Espeon.
"Mmm...I'm okay with that", said Floatzel, twirling a finger on Mienshao's chest.
"Yeah...I guess it's okay", said Espeon. "I guess since we're getting close to the merge we can start targeting the others."
"Yeah...I guess it would be appropriate at this time", said Mienshao.
"Great, so I'm thinking either Drilbur, Flygon, or Swablu right now", said Espeon. "They've been playing it safe, so we've gotta make sure that they get out."
"Isn'tit a good thing if they've been playing it safe?" asked Floatzel.
"Good for them, not for us", explained Espeon.
"Okay, so who do we get rid of first?" asked Mienshao.
"The one who's been annoying me to an extent...Drilbur", said Espeon.
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"Once I get that annoying prick out of the way, getting the other two will be easy", said Espeon.
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Luxray and Mightyena were by the beach, both laying down in the sand.
"Okay, Mightyena...we have to talk", said Luxray.
"About Manectric?" asked Mightyena.
"Yes and also about...us", said Luxray.
Mightyena was shocked. "W-what do you mean?"
Luxray sighed. "It's not you or me, it's Manectric", he explained. "Everytime I wake up, he's pressed against me in my bed and he keeps trying to get closer to me. I'm able to ignore it for a while, but when you two start arguing about me, I get major headaches."
Mightyena was listening, on the verge of tears, scared about what he was gonna say.
"Mightyena, I love you a lot", said Luxray. "But, I don't think we should be together right now."
Mightyena started to cry. "Y-you're breaking up w-with me?"
Luxray went to her side and hugged her. She sat up and hugged him, crying into his shoulder.
"No...I'm not breaking up with you", said Luxray as Mightyena looked at him, confused.
"Then what are you talking about?" asked Mightyena, tears still flowing down her face.
"I'm saying that we're taking a break", said Luxray. "We're gonna get back together once Manectric is eliminated again. Okay?"
Mightyena sniffed and gave him a small smile. "Okay."
Luxray kissed her one last time, put his paws around her waist, and Mightyena kissed back. They broke the kiss and Luxray licked Mightyena's tears away.
"Come on", he said, walking back to the cabins.
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*Luxray was banging his head on the confessional door.* "I fucking hate this! I had to pactically break up with the love of my life because of a stupid obsessive gay wolf! I need to get him outta here."
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"Manectric...I am literally gonna kill you", threatened Mightyena with a growl. "I can't believe we're on a break now...and the only way for me and Luxray to be together again is to get out Manectric. I may have another way though. A painful, bloody, grislier way."
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When they returned back to the cabins, they saw that everyone was outside hanging out. Luxray stopped by the guys as Mightyena, who was sadly looking down, headed towards the gils, who immediately glared at Luxray.
"Sheesh, what happened?" asked Drilbur.
"Trust me, you don't wanna know", said Luxray as he entered the cabin.
"Don't wanna kn-" started Arcanine. "Fuck, please tell me he didn't-"
"LUXRAY!" shouted the girls.
"He did", said Houndoom.
"What?" asked Wooper.
"He broke up with Mightyena", explained Arcanine.
Manectric perked up at hearing this. He was about to enter the cabin, but some of the girls had already gone inside.
"I have a feeling that we won't be seeing him for a while", said Flygon.
"I second that", said Honchkrow.
"Yep", said Tyranitar.
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On the inside Luxray was lying on his bed staring at the top bunk as the girls came in. They all glared at him, which he sighed at.
"Where do you get off making Mightyena cry?" asked Floatzel.
"You're supposed to be the nice guy", said Typhlosion.
"Hey! I am a nice guy", said Luxray. '"It's not my fault! Blame Manectric, he's the reason that Mightyena and I are on a break now."
"Him liking you doesn't have anything to do with you and Mightyena, that was your decision. You could've just dealt with it", said Ninetales.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, how would you like it if someone tried to stand in the way of your relationship with someone. Everyday you get the same treatment, unwanted kisses, unwanted touching, unwanted everything from that person."
The girls looked at each other.
"Now, here's the big question', said Luxary. "Would you rather deal with that person everyday and have them interrupt your great relationshp, or would you put your realtionship on hold until the person is gone?"
The girls started laughing nervously and went out of the cabin, leaving Luxray alone.
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"Okay...that kinda scared me", said Absol as she and the other girls left the cabin.
The guys shrugged their shoulders. Dusclops, who was sitting behind the cabins, was listening inetently.
"This is gonna be very interesting ", said Dusclops.
A bullhorn rang out.
"We're already up!" shouted Lairon.
"We know, now get your butts to the middle of camp", said Raikou.
Everyone started movig towards the center of camp as Luxray and Mightyena exited the cabins, following them.
"Okay, let's g-" Drilbur stopped and saw that Flygon's eyes were blood red and he had the spots on his wings. He looked and saw that Farfetch'd was in his kill mode, too.
He gulped and saw Flygon glare at him devilishly.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" scream Drilbur, running towards the others.
Farfetch'd and Flygon smiled at each other before flying after him.
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The others were still walking towards the centr of camp when they saw Drilbur run past them and trip on a rock.
"Hahaha!" laughed Pancham.
"It's not funny!" shouted Drilbur, getting up. He turned around and saw Farfetch'd and Flygon flying towards them all.
"AAAHHHH!" he screamed. He quickly burrowed underground and drilled away from the area.
"What's with him?" asked Manectric.
Wooper felt a gust of wing behind him and turned around. He saw Flygon and Farfetch'd glaring at him.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" he screamed, jumping down Drilbur's hole.
"What the hell?" asked Arcanine, turning around. His eyes widened as he saw Flygon and Farfetch'd grinning evilly at them all and slowly getting closer. "Uh, g-guys..."
Everyone was looking at Drilbur's hole and wondering why he and Wooper ran off. Soon enough, they saw Arcanine running away as well.
"Why is everyone-" started Tyranitar before seeing Farfetch'd and Flygon. "Shit!"
Everyone turned around and looked at each other before running away, earning evil laughs from the two of them.
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"Wow, this time we're early", said Raikou.
Drilbur and Wooper popped from the ground, panting. Arcanine ran up afterwards.
"Okay, that's three of them", said Raikou.
"Yes, the mud fish, the tiger mutt, and the douchebag", said Entei.
Soon enough, everyone else arrived as well. Everyone was out of breath from running.
"I see our scare tactic worked", said Raikou.
"Screw you!" shouted Typhlosion as Farfetch'd and Flygon flew from the bushes. Before they approached everyone, they both hit the ground hard.
"What the fuck?" asked Lairon.
Out of the bushes came Xatu, who's eyes stopped glowing blue.
"What the-okay, he's really creeping me out now", said Zebstrika. He turned to the side and saw Xatu right beside him. He jumped at that.
"Okay, now that you're all here, we can explain today's challenge", said Raikou.
"It doesn't involve explosions does it?" asked Gulpin.
"Maybe", said Raikou. "Now, today's challenge is a scavenger hunt."
"For what?" asked Mightyena.
"Orbs", said Raikou. "The Adamant and Lustrous Orbs to be precise. The Dialgas get the Adamant Orb and the Palkias get the Lustrous Orb."
"Okay, where are they?" asked Swablu.
"In this-" said Raikou as the ground started splitting up. A ovular crack appeared in the middle of them all. The crack glowed blue, purple, and black and the portal settled down.
"W-what is this?" asked Wooper.
"The Distortion World", said Raikou. "We've hidden the orbs inside and you all have grab them and get out. The first team back wins."
"Wait, isn't the Distortion World like...trippy and everything", said Honchkrow.
"Yes, yes it is, now no more questions, just go. The challenge starts now", said Raikou as he and Entei left.
"Okay...so, who's going first?" asked Gulpin.
Everyone smiled at him.
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"Rule number one when jumping off or into something. NEVER ask who's going first", said Vanillite.
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Lairon pushed him into the portal.
"AAAHHHHH!" Gulpin screamed.
There was a thud and everyone gave Lairon a look.
"Oh you know you all were thinking the same thing", she said Lairon.
They all followed Gulpin down and started jumping down one after another. As everyone passed her, she saw Fraxure give a toothy grin before he jumped in. Lairon gulped before jumping after them.
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Once Lairon went inside, everyone took a look around.
"This place is really weird", said Wooper.
"I agree, but we have a challnge to do", said Typhlosion. "Let's go."
The Palkias went to the right and the Dialgas went to the left.
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"Okay...let's split up-" started Tyranitar
"You want us to split up?" asked Dusclops. "While we're in a distorted world where we could said
"I see your point", said Tyranitar. "But if we split up, we'll cover more ground and get done easily."
"Fine, but if one of us ends up getting hurt, don't be shocked at who's leaving", said dusclops, making Tyranitar sigh as the others split up and went in seperate directions.
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"I'm trying my best!" shouted Tyranitar. "I haven't been doing anything that special and I'm not even the reason my team wins...I guess it would be better if I was voted off."
"No!" said Typhlosion. "It's been your ideas that have been helping us win."
"All I've been saying is that we should split up", said Tyranitar.
"Yeah, and that's an idea", said Typhlosion.
"I guess..." said Tyranitar.
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"Okay, where do we go now?" askd Vanillite.
"I don't know", said Espeon. "Let's just split up."
"Why? We always do that and we always lose", said Helioptile.
"Don't complain", said Espeon. "Just do it."
"Fine, we'll split up", said Drilbur. "Come on."
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Luxray was with Mightyena and Manectric searching in the crazy world.
"Man this place is weird", said Mightyena.
"You can say that again", said Luxray. Luxray suddenly felt himself being lifted. "What the hell?"
He looked down and saw that he, Manectric, and Mightyena were moving on a huge platform.
"These things move?" asked Manectric.
"It looks like it", said Mightyena, lifting a paw as the platform continued moving.
Luxray was staying silent as the platform continued moving. Manectric saw this and smiled seductively. Mightyena saw this and growled before stopping, looking down sadly.
Manectric chuckled and walked beside Luxray, rubbing his fur against him. Luxray growled furiously, making him back up and almost fall off of the still moving platform.
Soon enough, the platform stopped and they all got off, with Mightyena smiling and Manectric glaring at her.
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"Why is Luxray playing so hard to get?!" shouted Manectric.
"First, she breaks up with him. Then when I'm gone they get back together..." he growled. "I come back and he breaks up with her. This is supposed the time when he starts to fall for me and he and I-"
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"So far I'm loving this place", said Drilbur, who was walking on the floating path on the wall.
Flygon and Swablu were following him.
"You know Drilbur, that is pretty dangerous", said Flygon.
"Flygon, this world is screwed up", said Drilbur, who was now walking on an upside-down platform. "This is fine."
Drilbur continued walking forward, but once he walked towards another platfrom, which was right side up, he fell down, missing it. He began falling into the distorted abyss.
Flygon took a deep breath and he gained five dots on his wings. An old man's voice was soon heard. "Aw, you young whipper-snappers never listen. Once you hurt yourself you always want help from the same person who told you it was bad."
"Flygon!" shouted Swablu.
Flygon took another deep breath and looked around quickly. "What's happening?" he asked before looking down. He saw Drilbur falling and his eyes widened. "Crap!"
He quickly flew down and grabbed Drilbur, putting him on his back as he fell before flying back up.
"I told ya it was dangerous", said Flygon, landing on a slab.
"I'm sorry", said Drilbur, who was clutching onto his neck in fright.
Swablu giggled at that. Those two really were the best of friends.
"Whoa!" shouted Flygon as the slab started moving. He started flying again as the platform floated over to a higher level.
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Dusclops was with Pancham, Houndoom, and Absol.
"Great, we're stuck with the lazy-ass and the sexist", said Houndoom angrily as they all stepped on a platform. The platform started moving forward.
"I am not a sexist!" shouted Pancham. "I just thought that they would be weak in that type of challenge and I was wrong."
"Whatever", said Absol.
Dusclops still had his bored expression on the outside, but he was smiling deviously on the inside.
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"Ahh...I'm with the couple that I'm about to destroy..." said Dusclops. "This is gonna be fun."
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As the platform stopped moving, Houndoom and Pancham hopped of and continued searching for their team's orb.
Dusclops and Absol were behind them and Absol was steadily keeping up.
"Um...Absol, i have something to tell you", said Dusclops.
Absol stopped and sighed before turning around. "What?"
"Well, I wasn't gonna tell you this but...Houndoom is..."
Absol raised a brow. "Houndoom is what?"
"He's the same one who raped you years ago", finished Dusclops.
Absol stood there, wide-eyed. "What? Y-You're lying."
"Am I?" he said. "Tell me this, why was he trying so hard to get you to like him at first?"
Absol hadn't thought about that. Absol shook the thought away. "No...h-he's not the same one, they have different personalities."
"People can fake", said Dusclops, shoulders before he continued following Houndoom and Pancham.
Absol started thinking for a while and soon enough, she started to cry.
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"I can't believe this, this entire time...he's been lying to me..." said Absol. "He was the same one that raped me..."
"I'm going to get him!" she shouted.
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"Wow, girls are so stupid", said Dusclops.
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Absol caught up with them all pounced on Houndoom as Pancham and Dusclops chuckled and kept going.
"What are you doing?" asked Houndoom, confused.
Absol growled at him angrily.
"What?!" he asked, confused.
"You liar", she growled.
"What did I lie about?" he asked.
"Everything!" she shouted. "You're the exact same Houndoom that raped me before."
"What the-I thought you were done with that!" shouted Houndoom. "Plus, I didn't even know where you were years ago! How am I the same one?"
"Because, you were trying your hardest to know me, youe were 'smooth-talking' me until I fell for you, and you keep trying to get me to forget about the worse thing that happened to me!"
Houndoom pushed her off of him. "Where the hell is this coming from?!"
"Dusclops told me everything!" shouted Absol angrily.
"About what?" asked Houndoom.
"How you were the same Houndoom that raped me years ago and that you were lying to me to get me to fall in love with you!"
"WHAT?! shouted Houndoom, full of rage. "DUSCLOPS!"
Houndoom ran towards the ghost, with Absol chasing him. She tackled him down.
"He's lying!" he shouted.
"No, you've been lying to me this entire time!" shouted Absol.
"How can you believe that lazy ass ghost to your own boyfriend?!" shouted Houndoom.
"What boyfriend?" asked Absol angrily, making Houndoom look at her wide-eyed.
"Don't tell me-"
"We're over", said Absol. "And we're never getting back together, you lying prick!"
Absol climbed off of him and walked off, making Houndoom growl angrily.
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"I am gonna kill that ghost!" shouted Houndoom. "I didn't even evolve until SIX years ago, I was still a Houndour! I couldn't have raped her. I was a crook, not a sexual deviant!"
"I have to win Absol back, but how?"
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"This is really trippy", said Gulpin as he and his friends rode on a floating platform.
"You said it", said Vanillite as the platform stopped. "Now where is that Adamant Orb?" he asked as he and the others stepped off of the platform.
As they all continued walking on the platform, Gulpin, Helioptile, Zebstrika, and Piloswine soon found themselves walking sideways.
"What the hell?" asked Zebstrika, shocked.
"This is cool", said Gulpin as he walked to the side of the wall and onto the upside down platform floating above them.
"Gulpin, I don't think that is a good idea", said Piloswine.
"Oh you worry too much", said Gulpin as he kept waddling towards the edge. When he made it, he felt onto the bottom platform with a slam, making everyone flinch.
"Friendship always wins", said Gulpin groggily.
"Okay..." said Vanillite. "Come on guys."
They all continued walking forward, with Zebstrika grabbing an unconscious Gulpin in the process. They all continued walking and soon they all fell to a bottom platform except Vanillite.
"I hate my life..." groaned Piloswine, who was on top of Gulpin, Zebstrika, and Helioptile.
"I hate the fact that you're still on our backs", said Helioptile.
Vanillite floated down towards them as Piloswine got off of the other three. "You guys okay?"
They all got up and shook themselves.
"Yeah, except that I have hair in my mouth now", said Gulpin, who had woken up.
Helioptile was looking around in a panic. "Where's Mr. Cornall?!" he shouted.
"Oh crap", said Gulpin.
Helioptile started looking around like a mad man, trying to find his friend. He ran towards the edge of the platform and jumped off, making the others run towards him in worry. That feeling left after they saw him on a platform moving up and far.
He was twitching and rocking a rock back and forth while humming rock-a-bye baby like a mad man.
"He's officially lost his mind", said Vanillite.
"Yeah...we need to find Mr. Cornall", said Gulpin.
"Challenge first!" said Piloswine.
"Fine", said Gulpin.
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Wooper was hopping across a chain of floating platforms. "Come on Xatu! We have to find the orb!"
Xatu was floating behind him with his same blank expression.
"Say Xatu, why don't you just-"
Xknew what he was about to say and his eyes immediately glowed blue.
"Okay never mind!" shouted Wooper in fright.
Xatu's eyes returned to normal. "Wooper, I suggest that you stop hopping on those platforms. I sense danger."
"Oh..." said Wooper as he stopped. "So what do I do now?"
Xatu sighed. "I guess you can hop onto my back."
Wooper hesitated at first, but he got on Xatu's back eventually. The totem bird started floating forward and soon they reached another level.
Wooper climbed off of his back and started searching the huge platform. He searched in each crevice and under each rock and came up with nothing.
"Great...nothing", said Wooper unenthusiastically before running back to Xatu. "Come on."
Xatu turned around and Wooper hopped onto his back before he floated off again. As they did, a serpentine creature's shadow was seen, unnoticed.
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Mienshao, Floatzel, Farfetch'd, and Espeon were searching together, much to the dismay of the girls.
"Okay, we need to make this challeng easy, so I'll just teleport the orb to us", said Espeon, her gem glowing.
A poof appeared and nothing came.
"What the-"
"I don't think your Psychic-moves will work in here", said Farfetch'd.
"Great...now we actually have to search", said Floatzel.
"No worries girls, you have a sergeant here!" said Farfetch'd saluting with his wing.
Twisting the green top of his stalk, it converted into a object detector.
"Wow, I've really got to get one of those", said Mienshao.
"One of the good things about being a Farfetch'd", said Farfetch'd as he started walking with the detector.
They all started walking and continued searching for the orbs, but they still came up short.
"Nice job Farfetch'd", said Espeon.
"Hey, it's not my fault, this thing usually always works", said Farfetch'd, taking a look at it.
"Well, you're wrond, let's just wait until the others find it..." said Espeon.
"Espeon...do you even remember who we have on our team?" asked Floatzel.
"Yep, we're doomed", said Espeon, laying down.
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Fraxure, Lairon, and Honchkrow were hopping on different floating platforms until they settled on a high level.
"Alright, spread out", said Lairon.
Fraxure gave her the same glare from the beginning, making her shudder in fright. They started searching the area. Honchkrow, searching another platform, and Lairon and Fraxure tossing another one around.
Fraxure was searching while also thinking of a devious plan to get back at Lairon for what she did to Gulpin. He decided that every time she did something wrong, he would 'torture' her with normal actions.
Fraxure was heading over to the cracks to see if anything was near or inside and ended up walking on the walls. He smiled when he saw Lairon looking along a stone. He walked along the wall and then jumped down towards her. She heard something and turned around quickly, making Fraxure jump behind a nearby rock.
Lairon gulped and went back to looking as Fraxure snuck behind her. He quickly slid beside her, shocking her as he started scratching her underside again. Lairon groaned and hissed as Fraxure continued scratching her underside.
"You...b-bastard!" she hissed out as she started stomping her back right leg. "S-STOP!"
Fraxure grinned devilishly and he continued. Lairon suddenly started moaning, making Fraxure stop and making the two of them stare at each other with shocked expressions. They jumped away from each other, both of them blushing in agitation.
"I told you to stop!" she shouted, blushing like mad.
Fraxure growled before turning away, blushing madly as well.
Fraxure saw something start shining in a hole and went over to it. He peered inside the hole and saw a shiny pearl-like orb inside.
He picked it up and Lairon came towards him.
"Well...it looks like the two of you found the orb together", said Honchkrow, whom they didn't notice was staring at them.
The two of them quickly seperated.
"Well...we found ours", he continued. "Let's go find the rest of the team so we can win again."
As the three of them left, the same serpentine creature's red eyes were seen as it followed them.
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Tyranitar, Typhlosion, Arcanine, and Ninetales were sitting near the beginning where Espeon, Farfetch'd, Mienshao, and Floatzel were as well.
"I'm exhausted", said Tyranitar. "We searched seven levels in this crazy ass world and we still haven't found the orb."
"Maybe the others will find it", said Ninetales, who was laying down.
Just as she said that, their team, as well as the Dialgas ran towards them.
"Did you find anything?" asked Espeon and Typhlosion simultaneously.
"I don't know about them, but we have ours", said Wooper, pointing at Fraxue with his tail.
Espeon growled. "Did you find it?"
"N-no", said Gulpin.
Espeon groaned angrily when everyone hearing crazy laughter. They turned around and saw Helioptile on another moving platform, this time rocking a diamond-like sphere.
"Helioptile!" shouted Espeon as the platform landed in front of everyone.
"H-hi everyone...have you met my new friend Jefferson Jefferson?" he asked crazily blinking one eye at a time.
"That's not a friend, that's the orb!" said Drilbur.
"Give it to me!" demanded Espeon.
"One...that's what she said...and two...NO!" he shouted.
Espeon growled and was about to yank it away, but his irises turned green. "I SAID NO!" he shouted, shooting electricity everywhere.
Everyone ducked and looked at him as if he was crazy.
"Okay...let's not take the orb away from him", Mienshao. "Just come on Helioptile and bring...Jefferson Jefferson."
"I'm shocked that the Palkias hadn't left yet", said Gulpin.
"Hm...oh right!" shouted Typhlosion. Both teams looked at each other before running towards the portal, only for a tail to land in the way.
The serpentine creature was blocking the way.
"I-Is that G-Giratina?" asked Vanillite, frightened.
"Yes, of course I'm Giratina, now whatare you all doing in my world?" the ghost drake asked angrily.
"Raikou and Entei sent us in here for a challenge", explained Honchkrow.
"Raikou and Entei?" asked Giratina. "Oh yeah...I guess Arceus and I forgot about the shows we told the other legends to do so they would stop bothering us."
"Wait...you and Arceus are the ones who made this do this crap to us?" asked Espeon.
"Well...we've had our own experinces with this shit, but that doesn't matter! Just get outta here and tell the two idiots that if they send anyone here again, I'll beat the shit out of them", explained Giratina.
"Hey, can you just do that now to Entei?" asked Drilbur.
"Nope", said Giratina.
"Oh well, let's just go", said Mienshao.
"His tail is still in the way!" shouted Piloswine.
While the others talked, Helioptile took a glance at Giratina and looked on top of his head. "MR. CORNALL!"
Helioptile threw the orb towards Espeon and he started quickly climbing the Ghost Pokemon's body and jumped onto his head.
Giratina tried to get the lizard off of him and eventually he moved his tail out of the way. Everyone was focusing on Giratina and Helioptile...except for Vanillite.
"Guys, come on!" shouted Vanillite. The Dialgas saw the clear portal and ran towards it, leaving the Palkias confused, but soon they started running too.
Giratina shook Helioptile off and he flew into the portal, with his teammates following him, along with the Palkias.
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Outside, Raikou and Entei were waiting by the portal as the Dialgas came out of the portal first.
"The Dialgas win!"
The Dialgas cheered as the Palkias came out with angry faces.
"Palkias, you lose. Looks like someone's gonna be leavin' tonight", said Raikou.
"Yeah...by the way, giratina said that if send anyone back to his world again that he'd kick your asses", said Pancham.
"Oh..." said Raikou as the two of them saw Giratina glaring at them through the portal. "Okay, the elimination's in an hour."
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Absol was in the cabins with the other girls.
"Wait...our Houndoom is the same one that raped you years ago?" asked Typhlosion.
"Yeah...he's been lying to me this entire time, he just wanted me to actually like him without knowing who he truly was", explained Absol.
"Well, we can't vote him off because of the boyfriend rule", said Mightyena.
"Technically, we're not dating anymore, so...he's basically vulnerable', said Absol.
The girls all grinned.
"ALRIGHT! HOUR'S UP! TIME FOR ELIMINATION!"
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"By now all of the girls should be voting for Houndoom", said Dusclops. "And to make it easier, I'm gonna change the votes."
"And...so Xatu won't mess up my plan, I hypnotized him, just for this occasion."
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Xatu stares at the camera.
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"Houndoom", said Ninetales.
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"Houndoom", said Absol.
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"Dusclops", said Luxray. "Not cool man."
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"Dusclops is a douche", said Arcanine.
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"Dusclops is mean, Houndoom isn't the same one", said Wooper.
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At the elimination ceremony, everyone got a poffin except for Dusclops and Houndoom.
"The last person safe is...
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...Dusclops. Houndoom, you're out."
"WHAT?!" all of the guys shouted.
"Bye, bye, liar", said Absol.
"I didn't lie!" shouted Houndoom before growling at Dusclops.
"I didn't do anything", said Dusclops.
"Houndoom, it's time to go", said Raikou.
Houndoom sighed before going to the slingshot.
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Once he was there, Entei pulled the lever, launching him.
"Ahh...so much drama and tension...this is getting better and better", said Raikou. "Let's go."
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"Well...part one of my plan worked, now I have to be on my guard because of the other guys", said Dusclops. "Now all I have to do is get out Absol and keep moving down my target list."
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Finished! It took me a while because I've been working on deviantart a lot, but that's beside the point! Two break-ups in one day? DAMN! Helioptile acting like nutjob? CRAZY! Dusclops? DOUCHEBAG! Houndoom's gone, which isn't even right, but oh well, that's how you play the game. Fraxure and Lairon...that was very awkward. Anyways, I hope enjoyed this chapter and I'll see you next time on Ultimate Total...Pokemon...Island! See ya guys, BYE!
Next time: Two heads are better than one.