Holly holiday sat back, a bowl of popcorn in her hands. Her kids had promised this would be a performance she would love, and knowing her kids it was bound to be epic. Most of the school was present even sue, and by the smirk on her face she must know what is going on. She could see the kids from the Dalton academy there as well, which holly found was a little out of place, seeing as they were competition.
The lights turned off and a spot light shone over the gym landing on one single target, Kurt hummel. "Hello everyone" he shouted into the mic "thank you for coming to the last pep rally of the year so lets make it spectacular" cheers erupted around the room, waiting for what could only be an awesome show.
The spotlight turned off and left the room in total darkness. Just when it seemed like nothing was going to happen music started, followed by singing.
A Spot light opened up to reveal kurt again, but this time wearing a black leather jacket with spikes on the shoulder, leather pants that looked painted on, even for him. Besides him stood puck, and another boy, the new transfer sebastion.
(Kurt/Puck/Sebastion)
Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun,
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run
As he sang the crowd gasped. Puck and Sebastian were grinding on him, running their hands over his body. Kurt titled his head, exposing his neck for both boys to bite and leave their marks. Pulling away, even from this distance, holly could see two marks already forming on his neck. Dam. She then watched as both boys disappeared into the darkness, only to be replaced by two other boys. Sam and Rory.
(Kurt/Rory/Sam)
Rule number two, just don't get attached to,
Somebody you could lose
So le-let me tell you
As kurt sang he danced around the gym floor, both sam and rory following behind before each pulling him into a dance with them, then trading off with the other. The lights opened up to reveal the rest of the new directions dancing in couples in the back, switching partners at random.
[Kurt/Puck/Sebastion/Sam/Rory]
This is how to be a heartbreaker Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you.
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do!
As kurt sang, Sebastion and puck rejoined the boys. Kurt left Rory and was pulled into sebastions arms as they started grinding on one another, his fingers tracing over the mark he left on the porcelain skin. The crowd watched stunned at the display of..sex. Quickly he was pulled backwards, into the tan arms of puck, a predator grin on his face. Holly watched as the boys all backed off, joining the others. Kurt stood alone for only a second before being grabbed from behind by a long haired blonde in a cheerios outfit.
[Kurt/Brittany/Santana]
Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat
Kurt placed a hand to his cheek, then to brittanys while singing, before trailing his hand down her arm to a heart shaped watch on her wrist. Before he could do anything else, she placed a kiss to his lips before spinning into the arms of Santana, both dancing off into the darkness once again.
(Kurt/Quinn/Finn)
Rule number four, gotta be looking pure
Kiss him goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more-more
As kurt sang he was joined by Quinn, her voice echoing his. They danced slowly in a waltz, her white dress looked like it came out of the Victorian era, it made her look like a royal. HE placed a kiss on her cheek before twirling away, into the arms of his brother. They danced like they did at their parents wedding, Kurt's voice cutting out, to allow finn and Quinn to sing, before moving to the side so the two could dance together.
[Chorus] How to be a heartbreaker Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you.
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do!
[All]
Boys, we do, whatever it will take How to be a heartbreaker Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you.
Cause Boys don't want, we don't want our hearts to break
In two, so it's better to be fake
Can't risk losing in love again babe.[Chorus]
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do!
The lights went out as they all joined to sing, but none overpowered the other. Slowly the song died, each voice dropping off until complete silence. Even with the lights off the crowd erupted into cheers, even holly was amazed in their skills. As the lights came back on she found her students standing and sitting in various places, Kurt stood in the center of the gym, surrounded by puck and Sebastian, each had a possessive hand on him, and a smirk on their faces.
"Thank you one and all, that was How to be a heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds. And I would like you all to meet my wonderful boyfriends.." He was cut off when Sebastion Grabbed the mic and shouted "Fiances, and he belong to us and us alone. Only we get to enjoy the pleasure of his..Skills" he smirked as puck laughed. Kurt elbowed him before taking the mic back "as I was saying, this event was all thanks to Coach Sue. Now I would love to stay and chat but I must take my leave" he dropped the mic and took off, Puck and Sebastion chasing after him but with a very clearly stated "hes trying to get away from being punished for earlier" from sebastion and a "oh he knows that's useless" from puck.
Everyone was dead silent, all shocked at what they just learned. Holly burst out laughing, her forgotten popcorn falling to the floor. Soon the new directions followed her, pretty soon the whole school was laughing along with them.