Obama's Spirit Bomb barley missed Zimmerman, though it managed to singe the hair off his neck, decreasing Zimmerman's euphoria levels significantly. Zimmerman tipped his fedora (George Zimmerman was wearing a fedora) which increased his euphoria. Obama needed to match Zimmerman's euphoria levels, so he drew his katana.
Obama swung his katana at George Zimmerman's face. Zimmerman blocked his blowout lowering his fedora so that it came in contact with the steel instead of his face.
"That's some edgy weapon you've got there," Zimmerman said.
"This sword has been in the Obama family for generations!" Obama sparkled.
But with that explanation, Obama failed to notice Zimmerman's incoming attack. Obama felt his right arm break, but it was ok since he didn't need it anyway.
"He's strong," Obama thought inside of his brain, "if only there was a way to gain the upper hand." Obama then remembered something.
He had forgotten that there was a giant robot that he owned sitting several feet from where he stood. Obama was no math magician, but he figured that the giant robot might give him a tactical advantage.
Obama climbed in his mech and unleashed barrage of bullets on George Zimmerman. When the smoke cleared Zimmerman was badly bruised, but not dead.
"Fool! This isn't even my final form!" Obama was confused, but it all became clear. Zimmerman sprouted eight dangly legs, and razor sharp fangs. He became large, almost as large as Obama's mech. His worst fears had been realized. George Zimmerman had become spider.
"Oh no!" Obama thought, "my worst fears have been realized, George Zimmerman had become spider."
"Your worst fears have been realized," George Zimmerman said, "I have become spider!"
George Spider-Man shot a web out of abdomen, trapping Obama's robot in his hot, sticky goo. It was so sticky, Obama's robot couldn't move. Obama had to eject his seat before George Spider-Man could rip the robot's face open.
"Not good," Obama thought. His primary weapon was now useless, and George Zimmerman had the power of both a spider and a person. What would weaken a spider?
Obama thought back to the episode of Cory in da House in which Cory had to defeat the spider Lord. Cory had won that battle by shooting off the spider's legs, forcing him to turn back into a human. Obama needed to find a gun and fast.
Obama ran into the Whitehouse, with George Spider-Man chasing him. Obama locked the front door, but it wouldn't hold forever. But he didn't need forever, just a few minutes. Obama found the presidential portrait of Ronald Reagan. Every president knew that the official presidential semi-automatic rifle was hidden behind it. Obama grabbed the weapon right as George broke through the front door.
The spider charged down the hallway, but Obama got off six shots, taking out four legs. George Spider-Man couldn't move with just four legs.
"Well, you got me," he said as he turned back into a human.
Obama pointed his gun at the former spider. "Any, uhh, last words?"
"Die," George Zimmerman pulled out a gun too. Obama and George Zimmerman stared at each other in the eye. Simultaneously they pulled the trigger. The sound of a gunshot echoed throughout the Whitehouse.
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