A/N: Alright guys I'm sorry this took a while to update but I've been busy with school. So here's a nice pleasant chapter (with a kinda lame ending, sorry about that). Next update will be the vow renewals! Yayy! Read and review!
"Kurt you're fired," Santana deadpanned the second she saw him walking towards the dressing rooms with a dress that would put Glinda's to shame.
"Santana how am I supposed to help you if you turn down all my ideas?" he huffed.
"Maybe if you remembered that it's me you're trying to find a dress for this would work better," she growled back. Kurt looked at the bright pink fabric explosion in his arms and frowned.
"Okay maybe I did get a little carried away..."
"Oh really? I hadn't noticed," Kurt frowned at Santana as she flopped back against the sofa in the changing room and groaned. "You know I really love this whole renewing vows business but I've come to really dislike dresses over the years. There all so in-your-face, nothing simple exists anymore."
"Well we all know that if it were up to you you'd be sporting a flannel and some jeans, which is why I'm here," Kurt laughed as Santana inspected the flannel she was wearing at the moment.
"You know that actually might be a good idea, I mean I do look pretty hot in this."
Kurt's face turned dark and serious so fast Santana's heart actually stopped for a moment.
"Santana Pierce-Lopez I do not care how gay you have gotten over the years but it will be over my dead body that that happens."
"Shit man I wasn't serious," Santana laughed weakly (even though she kind of was...).
"Good," Kurt smiled again before sitting down next to her. "But we seriously do need to deal with your outfit and you're rejecting all these dresses so what should we do?"
"I don't know, make this a clothing optional event?"
Kurt frowned once again and the pair stayed silent as they tried to come up with a solution. Santana was still at square one when Kurt grinned from ear to ear and started bouncing in his seat.
"I know! I've got it!" he squealed.
"Well spit it out then," Santana was wide-eyed at the man next to her. She knew Kurt was enthusiastic about things but the drastic mood shifts he'd experienced in a matter of minutes were something she hadn't been used to since high school.
"Remember senior prom?" he asked.
"Yes," Santana said slowly, knowing all too well where this was going.
"Well I say it's time that you suit up!" Kurt clapped his hands together, obviously very proud of himself.
"Kurt, I don't think that's a good idea."
"And why not? You don't like any of these dresses, we all know you can pull it off already, and you're definitely more of the man role in that relationship. Well at least in terms of apparel," Kurt scanned Santana's outfit and she blushed. She did have to admit that her wardrobe had become a bit more masculine since high school. And by a bit she ment that her flannel collection could rival that of a lumberjack. But hey, they were comfortable and she looked pretty hot in them (if she does say so herself).
"Kurt I-" Santana was about to argue when Kurt held up a finger and cut her off.
"I also know for a fact that Brit gets all hot and bothered when it comes to you and formal wear that is traditionally for men."
"Oh that is a low blow," Santana groaned as she thought about the things she could expect from Brittany in the bedroom if she did actually wear a suit.
"We could get you suspenders, something for her to grab on to," Kurt sing-songed as Santana's eyes widened comically.
"You don't fight fair. Fine, I'll be an honorary man but only because Brit likes it so much. And you won't tell anyone because I want to suprise her."
"You're still a woman Santana, as I always say fashion knows no gender," he quirked his eyebrow before leaning in closer to his friend. "And if you have any doubts about this and want to change your outfit just think back to your honeymoon and multiply that by about ten."
Santana just about fainted on the spot because she knew how right Kurt was.
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Lex sighed dramatically from her bed in the basement as she watched Emily flipping through a book in a chair across the large room. When the blonde didn't respond she did it once again, this time much louder. Emily's head shot up and she tilted her head as she looked at Lex.
"What's up with you?"
"I'm just a little bummed," Lex propped herself up on her elbows and put on her best sad face.
"Is something wrong?" Lex smiled ever so slightly at the worry in Emily's voice.
"It's stupid, really.."
"Anything that's bothering you isn't stupid, just tell me," Emily said as she tossed her book onto the coffee table beside her.
"Well, I mean my moms are getting their vows renewed tomorrow and I don't have a date," Lex pouted and Emily smiled, realizing that her girlfriend was just playing around and there wasn't an actual problem. The blonde got up from her chair and jumped onto the bed, grabbing Lex's arms and pinning them above her head. Both girls were smiling wickedly at each other.
"That's such a shame, what are you gonna do about it?" Lex giggled before responding.
"I don't know, if only there was someone out there who wanted to go with me."
"Well I wish I'd known you didn't have a date earlier but I already have one so I can't help you out."
Lex did not find this amusing and pulled herself from Emily's grip, crossed her arms and put on a scowl that she had most certainly inherited from Santana.
"Aww come on Lex you know I'm kidding," Emily was still strading Lex's hips and the latina below her huffed in annoyance.
"I'm mad at you."
Emily grinned and began to ghost her fingertips up and down the sides of Lex's stomach. Lex on the other hand, narrowed her eyes at the girl on top of her.
"You wouldn't dare..."
"Contrary to popular belief, I so would." And with that, Emily began to mercilessly tickle the girl pinned below her. Lex squirmed and tried to push Emily off of her but was too incapacitated to be successful.
"Emily! Stop!" Lex choked out through peals of laughter.
"Say you'll be my date and that you aren't mad at me!"
"Fine fine!" Lex managed to yell out.
"No you have to actually say it!" Emily insisted.
"I'll be your date and I'm not mad!" Lex sighed in relief as Emily drew her hands away from the girl's sides.
"You're all flushed right now and it's kinda sexy," Emily leaned down and whispered in the ear of the girl below her who was still catching her breath.
"Well I'm kinda mad at you still so maybe you should make it up to me. I mean you assaulted me so you definitely owe me," Lex's eyes practically popped out of her head when the blonde nipped at her earlobe before capturing her lips in a heated kiss. Lex groaned into Emily's lips as she felt her cool fingertips skirt along her stomach, this time in a welcome way rather than an assault on her ticklish spots. Emily was pulling the hem of Lex's shirt over her head when an exasperrated shriek came from behind them.
Emily turned around to see her mother and father staring wide-eyed at the couple on the bed while Lex's parents had their hands over their mouths, trying to contain laughter. Before anyone could react everyone else in the house poured into the basement to investigate what had made Quinn let out such an ear-piercing sound. Puck and Finn looked like they were ready to beat the crap out of a burglar but when they saw what had really caused the yelling they broke into laughter.
Emily jumped off of Lex and ran fingers through her hair in an attempt the tame the frazzle that had started. Lex on the other hand ended up jumping off of the bed only to remember that she still had her shirt over her face, resulting in her flashing every single person in the house her bra only to fall flat on her ass as she tried to pull the shirt back down. By now, everyone was laughing hysterically except for Quinn and the two girls who had been caught and were far too embarassed to find any humour in the situation.
"Oh this is just priceless!" Santana managed to choke out as she wiped a tear from her eye. "God I'm glad I got home from shopping in time for this."
"I am so never letting you live this down," Tori said with a smirk.
The teenage boys in the room, minus Dan of course, all had their jaws on the floor at this point. After all, they had just walked in on something that every (straight) guy their age could only dream of seeing.
"I uhh," Quinn stammered. "I wanted to make sure you had a dress for tomorrow."
"Yes I do mother," Emily crossed her arms and just wished that everyone would get the hell out of the basement.
"Great, excellent. I'll be going then," Quinn grabbed a still laughing Sam's hand and pulled him upstairs.
"Okay okay show's over!" Puck shouted above everyone. "Upstairs lets go they've suffered enough."
Much to Lex and Emily's relief, everyone finally made their way out of the basement (all still laughing at the spectacle they'd just seen). The only people who stayed were Brittany and Santana, who made their way over to the thoroughly embarassed girls.
"Soo ladies," Brittany mused.
"Yes mom? Lex muttered, unable to look either of her moms in the eye.
"What have we learned today?" Brittany asked as Santana was still muffling her giggling.
"Lock the door?" Lex guessed.
"Bingo," Brittany smiled and looked to Santana to see if her wife wanted to add anything. But Santana just started laughing even harder.
"Mami it's not that funny! God!" Lex huffed while Emily blushed furiously.
"1. Yes it is and 2. it's even funnier because it's Quinn who caught you guys."
"Huh?" Emily finally spoke up.
"Brit and I were staying with your mom one weekend during high school and she totally walked in on us in a position similar to yours. Actually more than once with us, a lot of times. And lets not forget the closet incident she saw you two in. That poor woman always catches lady lovin'."
"Mami!" Lex hissed. "Thank you for that visual now could you please leave us to wallow in our own misery?"
"I don't know Lex I'm not sure if I can leave you two unsupervised," Santana teased, earning a whack on the arm from Brittany.
"Yes, we'll go now," Brittany smiled sympathetically at the two girls and dragged Santana upstairs.
Once the pair was alone, they sat back down on the bed and stared at each other somewhat blankly.
"That..." Lex began.
"Sucked," Emily finished with a sigh.
They sat in silence for a few moments before Emily began to giggle, earning a glare from Lex.
"And what exactly is so funny?"
"Nothing, it's just you should have seen yourself when you were all tangled in your shirt and fell."
Lex tried to look angry but she ended up laughing too. The couple just laughed at each other and the sheer ridiculousness of the sitatuation. Because they could find humour in such an unpleasant situation, they both couldn't help but think that they would be able get through anything they needed to together.