Characters: Sebastian, Baldroy, Finnian, Mey-Rin
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji.
"What is Mister Sebastian doingggg?" Finnian turned his bright, questioning eyes up towards Baldroy. Instead of tending to their chores, the two were peeking out from behind the door, spying on the hardworking butler.
"Looks like he's talkin' to himself. All those late nights must've made him one fire short of an explosion, if ya know what I mean." Baldroy responded, squinting his eyes and straining his ear to try to catch what Sebastian was saying.
"Finny! Baldo! What are you two doing!" Mey-Rin shouted, dropping her pile of laundry when she bumped into the other two servants.
"Keep it down, will ya!" Baldroy hissed, clamping a hand over Mey-Rin's mouth and dragging her away from the open door.
"Mister Sebastian's been talking to himself all day." Finny whisper-explained.
"Oh no! Is he alright, is he? He hasn't gone mad, has he?" A worried blush crept over the maid's face.
"Who knows?" Baldroy shrugged.
The trio leaned over to see what Sebastian was up to now.
"How perfectly perfect in every way." Sebastian stood back to gaze at the bowl of food that he had just prepared. "Oh, how cooperative you are today." He murmured, taking a dish out and pouring some milk out into it. "There we go." The butler set the two dishes down on the floor. "Come here, love. It's time for your treat." He called softly. A small, black kitten timidly snuck towards the two bowls and began lapping up the milk, stopping to take a few dainty nibbles of the specially made cat food. "Made with love," Sebastian cooed, "enjoy, dearest pet."
Baldroy blinked. Finnian and Mey-Rin slowly turned to stare expectantly at the wannabe chef. "Well," Baldroy started slowly, "I guess that's one way to cope in this crazy household."