Drabble Rating: K+
Status: 26/26
Word Count: 260 words
Pairing: None.
Characters: Roy, Havoc, Riza, and various subordinates.
Theme: Theme 26: Zzzs
Disclaimer: I don't own.

Roy was extremely happy now. For one thing, he was napping, and anyone in his or her right mind would enjoy a nap. The second thing was Riza wasn't there, which meant no paperwork and as an added bonus, a longer nap! The third thing was everyone else was napping, which meant there would be no disturbances—

Roy was sprawled out with his feet propped up onto his desk, chair tilted back, and hands hanging off the arms of the chair. His fellow subordinates (except Riza) were all sprawled out in resembling fashions at each other their own desks, and if they didn't have one, did so at a table.

Ah, yes, life was good...

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Riza walked down the hallway stomping angrily. She glared at any passerby that waved gleefully. How dare they be chipper at this time of the month?

She threw open the door to Mustang's office and nearly screeched like a banshee when she saw everyone in their nap poses. The first person she laid eyes on was presumably the ring leader--Mustang.

How dare they nap? How dare they!

"GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND WORK!"

Everyone jumped, except Roy, whom was still deep into la-la land.

Riza soon fixed that with a few shots from her rifle.

In just a few minutes, she had everyone situated and working their fingers raw. She leered menacingly at anyone who paused for just even a second.

Since she wasn't allowed to nap, no one would ever nap again!.

She cackled with evil glee. Havoc gulped in total fear.

End