(Kiff pops up, looking around) Okay, here's the next chapter. Enjoy! (mysteriously slides back down out of view)
Kiff's Reviewer Thanks (Take Two)
Tracker78: Lol Who doesn't love the Genie?
Fangface the Second: What kind of person would my mom be if she separated a werewolf from his dragon? Lol
Scoobycool9: Ooh, um… Ricky won't be joining us because he passed away last year :( so… yeah; Geez, there's FOUR Twiggy's? …Does this mean I have more than one uncle? Rofl
Disclaimer: My mom only owns her OC… and I'm wondering what kind of OC Fangs created and he'd better throw him in soon because the suspense is killing me!
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Back with the kids, they were sailing over England… having missed a turn a few thousand miles back. "Hey, I can see my dad's shop from up here!" Alyx exclaimed, looking over the edge.
"I TOLD you we should have asked for directions," Erica said to Eric, who was at the helm.
"Men don't NEED directions! Geez, you'd think women would have gotten that through in the past century," Eric retorted.
"That would explain why maps are so confusing," Lilly said, looking at a map.
Kiff looked over her shoulder. "Uh, Ginger? That's a map of Toronto." he pointed out.
"Oops."
"I'm booooooorrrrrrreeeed," GIR whined, lying on the deck, then stood up. "I'm gonna go make enchiladas!"
"Uh-uh, no way GIR friend." Analessa said, holding the little robot back. "You're not allowed in the kitchen… not since you made a bunch of cotton-candy explode,"
"I will never figure out where he got it," David added, shaking his head.
"Awwwwww…" GIR said, sadly.
"Hey, Kiff, you're good at opening portals," Rusty piped up. "Why not open one to our parents, so we don't have to wait several chapters for a reunion like what we had to do in the last two stories!"
"FYI, you weren't around in the FIRST story," Kiff retorted. "And I have to KNOW where our parents are… and I have a feeling they've been changing directifications, so in order for us to find 'em by portal, we'd have to trackify down their exact location."
"Crap!"
"Yeah, I know it's a pain, but-"
"No, I mean 'crap' as in THAT!" Rusty pointed ahead at a large Irken spacecraft, where two tall Irkens (known as the Tallest) stood at the front.
"Yaaaaay, more cameos!" GIR exclaimed.
"THERE THEY ARE, MY TALLEST!" came a voice, and everyone looked up to see Zim in a beaten-up space-craft… looking beaten up himself. "There's the allies of those pirates who daaaared try to kill me!"
"Why are we helping him again?" The Purple Tallest asked the Red Tallest.
"We're not. We're just doing this in hopes that these guys will kill him. …Plus, this 'Finneas' fellow said he'd give us supreme power if we destroyed these meddlers."
"Oh, yeah, the guy who sent us the donuts!"
Zim landed on deck, followed by several destructive robots and Irken warriors. "Foolish humans! You thought you've seen the last of ZIM!, but you were wrong!" he said, in his bragging tone. "Now you shall regret ever messing with such a mighty Irken! We shall destroy you, take over this pitiful planet, turn you all into slaves, and…"
"Boogy 'til our butts fall off!" GIR exclaimed, doing a little dance. "We should include more musical-numbers, too!"
"GIR! Evil villains like ourselves do NOT partake in wretched song-and-dance human rituals! In fact, once we take over, we shall destroy any form of music! If someone is to play music, THEY WILL BE DESTROYED! If someone tries to sing, THEY WILL BE ANNIHILATED! If someone so much as whistles, THEY WILL BE BLASTED INTO THE AFTERLIFE! If someone-"
*ZAP!*
Kiff had blasted Zim with his laser-vision. "I'm a fan of his show, but his constant boasting really gets annoying," he stated.
"That, and he threatened to get rid of music," Analessa stated. "And I believe we ought to show the little Irken a lesson…"
"A MUSICAL lesson," Luca added, and music began to play as the Irken warriors attacked.
A robot lunged at Erica, but she swung a kick and knocked it overboard!
Erica: You can't stop an avalanche as it races down the hill
You can try to stop the seasons girl, but you know you never will
And you can try to stop my dancing feet
But I just can't keep still
Shang: 'Cuz the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time to the speed of the sound
I was lost 'til I heard the drums
Then I found my way
Erica and Shang: 'Cuz you can't stop the beat!
Several Irkens started blasting lasers at Alyx and William, but they used their wands and blasted them back… turning most of them into daises, monkeys, or giant sausages.
Alyx and William: Ever since this world began
A woman found out if she shook it she could shake up a man
So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it the best that I can today…
Toni and Luca leaped in then, wrestling down robots and swinging them at Irkens, using their vampire and werewolf strengths.
Toni and Luca: 'Cuz you can't stop the motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wander all you want
But I never ask why
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say…
Alyx, Toni, William, and Luca: That you can't stop the beat!
A couple Irkens then tried ganging up on Lilly and Brody, though they took out some swords and dodged any blasts the Irkens shot at them, and hacked away at their robotic spider-legs that were attached to their little packs on their backs, making them topple down.
Lilly: You can't stop a river as it rushes to the sea
Brody: You can try to stop the hands of time
But you know it just can't be!
Analessa and Rusty ran around a robot, tying it's legs together with rope and making it trip into a couple others.
Analessa: And if they try to stop us, Rusty
Rusty and Analessa: We'll just knock them down into the sea
Analessa: 'Cause the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round
Lilly: And my heart's keeping time to the speed of the sound
Brody and Rusty: I was lost 'til I heard the drums and found my way
Rusty, Analessa, Lilly, and Brody: 'Cause you can't stop the beat!
Benny and Timothy shot at a few Irkens, missing terribly… but hitting a barrel of oil which caused a robot to slip and fall on top of their enemies.
Timothy and Benny: Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night
So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it with all of my might today
Several Irkens were kicked overboard, curtesy of Gwen, while Kiff used his strength to throw a robot at Zim's ship, making the Irken scream.
Gwen and Kiff: 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can't stop the paradise we're dreaming of
And you can't stop the rhythm of two hearts in love today…
And you can't stop the beat!
Several Irkens surrounded Stutz, who was shaking with nervousness… until a spotlight shined on him, so he decided to distract the aliens by singing.
Stutz: You can't stop my happiness, 'cause I like the way I am
And you can't stop me when I make the move to scram
And if you don't like the way I speak
Well I just don't give a d-damn!
He began to sprout fur and claws then, changing into a were-cat and threw a barrel at the Irkens, bowling them over.
'Cause the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time to the speed of the sound
I once was lost 'til I heard the drums and I found my way
'Cause you can't stop the beat!
David swung down on a rope and knocked a couple Irkens off the deck, joining in on the song… GIR dancing beside him.
David: Ever since this old world began
A woman found that if she could shake it she could shake up a man
So we're gonna shake and shimmy it the best that we can today
'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky
You can wonder all you want but I never ask why
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you can't stop the beat!
"C'mon, fight you ingrates!" Zim shouted, then sniffed the air. "Hey, what's cooking?" he looked down, seeing that Kiff was roasting his rear with his laser-vision. "YEOW!"
In a broad-way dancing formation, everyone knocked, kicked, punched, and swung Irkens across the deck. "These kids are fierce!" the Red Tallest cried.
"And good dancers!" The Purple Tallest added.
A robot was then swung at their ship, right into their windshield. "YAAAAH!" both Tallest screamed, hugging on to each other for dear life.
From the ship's view, the spaceship exploded… and Cinder clapped her hands together after her awesome toss.
Cinder: Oh, oh, oh!
You can't stop the day as it comes speeding down the track
Drew leaped off a falling robot, landing right beside her.
Drew: Child yesterday is history
And it's never coming back!
Drew and Cinder: 'Cuz tomorrow's a brand new day and it don't know white from black
And the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round
And my heart's keeping track of the speed of the sound
I once was lost 'til I heard the drums and I found my way
'Cause you can't stop the beat!
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it on a Saturday night
So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it with all of my might today
'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean or the rain from above
You can't stop the paradise we're dreaming of
And you can't stop the rhythm of two hearts in love today
'Cause you can't stop the beat!
Suddenly the moon came out… and you know what happens next.
Crim, Ouka, and Kaiser: Ah-ah-aah…
Jet, Rascal, and Shang: Ah-ah-aaah…
Claw and Fangpuss: Ah-ah-aaaah!
"AUGH!" all the Irkens screamed.
All the Irkens with common sense leaped over the deck to avoid any more pain. The Tallest fell and landed on the ship behind Zim, and they watched as the group of kids advanced toward them.
All: Ever since we first saw the sun
It seems someone's always trying to please someone
But now we're gonna shake and shimmy it and have some fun for today
'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise we're
Dreaming of
But you can't stop the rhythm of two hearts in love today
All the Irkens tried to run, but some ended up getting netted in a trap, while others ended up getting run over by rolling barrels, or being tied up by the werewolves.
And you can't stop the beat
(You can't stop the beat)
You can't stop the beat
(You can't stop the beat)
You can't stop the beat!
All the Irkens scrambled to their remaining spacecrafts, and shot off into the sky. "Wait for meeee!" Zim shouted, running and jumping off the railing, grabbing onto the tailfin of a spacecraft, screaming as it shot off.
"Have a nice trip, master!" GIR called to him.
Now that the Irkens had gone, the sky was clear. Fangpuss took the helm and looked over, seeing that they were now flying over the boarder of Germany. "Hey, Gwen! I can see your dad's castle from here!" Luca joked.
"Well, now that we're back on track, lets-" Shang began to say.
*CRASH!*
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Kiff: Yeah, sorry about the cliffhanger, but it's been a while since we've had one of those. Anyway, the song mentioned is "You Can't Stop The Beat" from the musical, Hairspray… Fangs had called in sick and wanted me to put it in, so it was HIS idea to put it in, not mine.
Well, please review, and if you flame, I'll hunt you down and murdify ya! …Whoops, Mom-Alert! (takes off)
Me: (runs in, looking around) Weird… I thought I heard another music-number. (walks off, keeping a suspicious eye open)
Kiff: (hiding on ceiling) *whew!* …Uh oh. (falls) …ow.