So where was I? Sulking in my room like some bratty kid who had their favourite toy taken away? … Yes actually- though I wasn't sulking, I was laying on my bed with Insanity. Insanity had decided to take a nap on my stomach, so I was being squished by a fat, furry poofball.

"You're lucky," I told Insanity, stroking him behind the ear. "You don't have to deal with all this chaos. But seriously, do you think I'm manipulating people? I don't even know if that's possible for me- and Raise won't answer."

"That's because you don't call me by my proper name- you insist on calling me this."

"That's because it was what you originally told me to call you- therefore I shall call you it."

"Sulk much?"

"Oh, shut up."

One of the downsides of having a demon- or rather a demon soul- they won't stop nagging you, and you can't run away from them- you can't even block them out.

"No duh, genius."

"You know you are starting to sound like a teenager."

"Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness," said a slightly sympathetic voice.

I turned my head to see Konan enter the room, quietly closing the door behind her.

"Hello, haven't seen you in a while," I said, whilst Insanity growled moodily before going back to sleep.

"I know- but I've been busy."

"Liar."

"Juubi says you're a liar," I informed her, and she raised an eyebrow before sitting on a chair next to the bed. To be honest, it made me feel like I was in the Shrinks office.

"Really? Does Juubi have anything else to say?"

"You called me Juubi? Then I'll answer your question- but after Blue-girl leaves. Also, tell her that I told her to tell Pein that he will pay."

"Apparently he wants you to tell Pein that he will pay," I informed Konan, who was sitting in a way that did make me feel like I was at the Shrinks, and they were trying to evaluate why I heard voices in my head.

"Why's that?"

"Because being just a soul I am unfortunately being fused with the little girlies soul so her pain is mine. Plus, I'm not actually that evil- just because the Sage wanted to up his ego by sealing a demon away, that and he was too much of a coward to seal away Raikoba."

I repeated what he said to Konan,

"So who's Raikoba then?" I questioned both Konan and Juubi.

"I don't think I've heard that name before," replied Konan.

"Of course you haven't- Raikoba isn't stupid. He was the evil demon that terrorized the Shinobi world and I'm the one who got blamed for it- only because I'm a boy."

"So Raikoba's a girl?"

"Yup- you know about genes don't you? The X-chromosome and the Y-Chromosome? Well in demons this is important because these are what contain our powers, and since males have the Y-Chromosome we have less power than females so we are less likely to get the powers more likely to be associated demons such as shapeshifting and all other kinds of unlimitless power. So of course that means Raikoba has much more power than I or any of the Bijuu."

I once again relayed the whole thing to Konan, who –as expected- looked shocked.

"So the demon that Madara is trying to bring back isn't the evil one? We need to find this Raikoba."

"That won't be easy- Raikoba can take any form, even human!"

"Don't demons having anything distinguishing about them when they change shape?"

"Yes- Raikoba has the markings around her wrists which look like a bunch of violet commas in a ring around her wrist- as I said earlier. She also has Gold-Silver eyes. Sound familiar?"

I gave Konan the description, but she shook her head.

"I don't think I've ever met anyone like that. Besides, I should inform Pein and Madara of that."

"Do we have to tell Madara?" I asked her.

"Unfortunately yes."

She smiled apologetically once more before leaving me confused.

"If you aren't 'evil' why were you so mean?"

"Because I hate being sealed away- wouldn't you get annoyed this way?"

"And why did you try and keep Deidara and I apart?"

"Because love hurts- and besides he's a criminal. I've been in you your whole life, long enough to feel sorta fatherly to you- but don't expect this a lot."

"If you say so. So now we have to locate Raikoba- but what will that do?"

"Well, if you can seal her away you'll save a lot of lives. I know Raikoba likes her rampant destruction- plus it might help save some people you know."

"Can you see the future or something?"

"Maybe?"

I layed back and closed my eyes, trying to remember- but my brain had decided to have a meltdown. But surely it should have been easy to locate a demon… unless the demon went somewhere it couldn't be detected… like- my world! Raikoba must have escape into my world? But the question is where to? Unless…

"Juubi? Can she change into a human male?"

"Sure- don't seer why not."

Then maybe- she's Masashi Kishimoto! But… as far as I'm aware Masashi Kishimoto does not have those demonic marks… I wonder…

"Juubi- can a demon get rid of those 'marks'?"

"You don't need to ask out loud, I can read your mind- and yes, but it would involve betraying your species in an act so bad that the Demon council would remove your marks and declare you an outcast."

"You have a council? Anyway- what act could be that bad for demons?"

"One- don't assume all demons are evil, although it is true we look down on humans. Two, the act would be sleeping with a human- and what makes it worse is if you produce a Hanyou."

"Hanyou? That's a half-demon isn't it? I remember that from InuYasha. Anyway, is it bad because it's specifically human or just random interspecies stuff."

"Yeah, I don't want to discuss this- we're basically just talking about sex."

"Well you're a guy, that's all guys think about."

"Charming."

"Wait a minute. So if Masashi Kishimoto is really a sadistic, soul-sucking demon from this world then that means this world was never fictional and it has always been real and Raikoba is using her future-seeing abilities to gain money for herself!"

"Breathe."

"So now we know where Raikoba is… sort of. Now where does Masashi Kishimoto live- and why wasn't I included in the storyline?"

"Simply because she wanted to create a future which she knew you would not approve of so you would try to change things and in turn actually make them happen."

"So would she know about our little conversation now- plus why would she want all this?"

"Because if I am resurrected and then sealed inside the Uchiha then she can easily dispatch of me and of course you will be out of her way. Plus yes, she could know."

"So basically she wants me and you out of the way for unknown reasons."

"…Not… unknown, we do actually… know why- or rather… I do."

"So why?"

"Do you remember that your father- and here I mean Fugaku- was totally evil and wanted a revolution?"

"Yeah- wait, are you saying that Fugaku was Raikoba? So I'm the offspring of a lesbian demon? That's both gross and cool –so Itachi, Sasuke and I are half-demons?"

"Exactly, which is why when you get angry you turn all psycho and have black chakra- because I don't do possessing."

"We have to tell them!"

"What? Inform them that the father that was supposedly dead is alive and well in another world and is actually a sadistic lesbian demon? Well, good luck with that!"

"Hang on… that means it was really me kissing Kakashi! Plus… was I manipulating Deidara?"

"Well, sorta- but he loved you anyway."

"Awesome."

"Though we should find your brothers soon."

"Why?"

"I think your Mother/Father wants to visit."

"Aw, hell."