Disclaimer: We, yes we! I have a new helper! Don't own anything!...but the OCs and maybe the plot...
Jessica: Hi ya peeps! Sorry it's been so long i've been trying to get this idiot to help me:Jerks finger at Bianca:
Bianca: thanks. I feel sooo loved. but, hey people! I'm helping Jessica...so please don't eat me!
Jessica: --;...baka...
Bianca:...thanks. I needed that. .
Jessica: I know:hugs: 3
Bianca: X3 thanks.
CH.26
"Jessica! oh! I missed you sooo much! we need to get together more you bitch!"
"DON'T CALL ME A BITCH! YOU BITCH!...but i do agree...why don't you spend the week at my house so i have an excuse to get rid of the guys?" Jessica asked hopefully.
Bianca looked confused."okay...but you'll have to explain to me why there are guys at your house...gasp oh my god! are you sleeping with them? wait, them...theres more then one!" Bianca screamed shaking Jessica as if that would help get more answers.
Jessica hit Bianca over the head with the labtop kitsune had given her. "Snap out of it Bianca! this is me we're talking about! I much rather kill them! And i'm a virgin!"
Bianca blinked. "really? you have guys at your house and your a virgin? wow. your my idol." Bianca fake bowed to Jessica. "all hail Jessica Queen of the Virgins"
Jessica starred at her for a second in confusion. "...I thought you were a virgin..."
"umm...hehe, about that...its a long story..." Bianca attempted to run away.
Jessica quickly tied her up with chains before she could get to far but decided against selling her to the Yellow Rose since she still had questions..."I got a long time...well a couble hours...then i have to save Hiei from all the drunk women..."
"...Hiei...okay..well,...can I tell you when we get to your house? some place thats not public maybe? I don't want everyone in this bar to know about my sex life."
"That might not be such a good ideal...I mean i have a guy living in my room and 3 other guys all around the house...plus normally annoying brother and my spying parents..." Jessica mumbled quietly hoping Bianca wouldn't ask any questions...
"well, if these guys are living with you, they must be okay...so I don't mind them knowing...its just all the random people I don't want to know. please?" Bianca gave Jessica her best puppy dog eyes.
" sigh fine..." Jessica gave in.
"yay! thanks." Bianca yelled happily. "so, care to introduce me to all these guys your living with? are any of them cute?" Bianca asked.
"You just have to see for yourself..." Jessica said with an evil smirk. "We should get the girls over for a slumber party soon..."
"THAT SOUNDS SO KICK ASS!" Bianca got up and jumped around like a maniac. "lets go get everyone right now! and we HAVE to get Grace!"
"Ok! you get the girls! I'll get the guys meet at my house and then we'll head to the hotel! BREAK!" And with that Jessica Grabbed Kitsune and went off to find Hiei.
Bianca took off with her cell phone in hand.
At much dragging beating and many threats they finally all met in front of Jessica's house.
"So what Hotel should we go to?" Jessica asked.
"The White Raven!" All the girls exclaimed at the same time after much thoguth about going to some strip place.
At The White Raven in the restroom
"Kurama? Can you come here a sec?" Hillary asked in a sweet innocent voice.
Kurama not knowing what they were up to walked over not having time to react when as soon as she was about to walk past the ladies room he was dragged in by a bunch of evil girls.
"Kurama turn into Youko." Jessica demanded still pissed off at him from that morning.
"please Kurama? your the only one who can go book a hotel room!" Bianca and Grace begged.
"...fine..." Kurama said as a whit smoke surrounded him and when it cleared there stood Youko with his cocky little smirk.
"wow." Bianca said.
Youko walked over to Bianca taking her hadn in his and giving it a light kiss never taking his eyes off Bianca. "And what would be the name of a lovely lady such as yourself?"
Bianca's eyes went a little wide and she blushed at the forwardness of Youko. "umm...Is he always like this Jess?"
"Yes and no...He just wants you in his bed..." Jessica muttered before grabbing Youko's Hear and dragging him back a bit. "You can not sex up my best friend. Anyways! Girls, I think it's time we gave him a make over so we can pulls this shit off! Get the Chains!" Jessica ordered.
Saper made quick work of Chaining him to a toilet.
Hillary ran to get the scissors, Grace started Ripping off all his clothes and dressing him in a business suit , Maddy started clipping off hi claws, Bianca went to go find a hat to cover his ears...and happened to find a baseball hat in one of the stalls...And Jessica put onsome sunglashes feeling that it wasn't worht buying colored contacts.
As they all stepped back to admire there work they were all surprised that he looked almost Human...
"he looks like a business man with a baseball hat...oh well. beggers can't be choosers." She shrugged. "now get us a hotel room!"
"And it better be a suite on the top floor! Now go! " Jessica ordered as Saper undid the chains that had been used to contain him.
Youko walked off with an arrogant sway to his walk. He returned a few minutes later with a card key to the suit on the top floor. "happy?" he asked.
"Yep!" Jessica said happily skipping out the door with the card figuring the rest would be smart enough to follow.
up in their room
"let the games begin!" Grace yelled at the top of her lungs.
What should we play first? Spin the bottle, Truth or Dare, or Seven minutes in Heaven?" Jessica asked everyone (meaning the girls.)
"lets start off with something not so bad, and then work our way up" Bianca offered. she got out an old coke bottle. "who wants to go first?" she asked.
"let's spin it to decide who goes first, in less grace wants to start us off..." Jessica chipped in.
"damn right I want to go first. " grace said. She took the bottle and spun it. it landed on dramatic background music HIEI! "yippee!" Grace crawled over to Hiei like a porn star and kissed him good and long... well it would have been if Hiei hadn't pushed her away.
Looking somewhat disgusted Hiei spun the bottle so hard that it kept spinning for 3 minutes...
And it landed on Saper...Hiei walked over to and gave her a quick peck on the lips that didn't seem to last a second before appearing back at his seat.
Saper spun the bottle only for it to land on Grace..."This thing is rigged..." Saper muttered as she crawled over to Grace pausing slightly when grace gave her one of her seductive come get me looks... but finally gave her a quick peck on the lips before practically running back to her spot.
Grace spun the bottle again slightly disappointed at all her kisses being so short...Yusuke.
Grace crawled over to Yusuke looking less like a porn star this time and more like some kind of animal. she practially tackled Yusuke and kissed him for a very, very long time.
"ok...moving on...will someone spin the bottle for Yusuke?" Jessica asked.
"I'll do it. " Bianca offered. She spun the bottle and it landed on Kurama. "Pft! hahahah!" Bianca burst out laughing. "you have to kiss Kurama Yusuke!"
Yusuke broke the kiss with Grace as the color from his and Kurama's face completely drainedas yusuke slowly moved over to kiss kurama. "sorry man." Yusuke said before he kissed Kurama as fast as he could on the lips and then scrambling back to his place where Grace tackled him again.
Coming out of his shock partly from being kissed by a guy and also the fact of what Grace just did...as he reached over to spin the bottle...and it landed on Jessica who the moment she saw it land on her gave him a death glare as if daring him to try it.
Kurama groaned to himself at his bad luck but got up and moved towards Jessica not wanting the guys to think him a wuss. He gave Jessica a quick kiss.
Jessica wiped her mouth angrilly before spinning the bottle...Hiei.
Cursing her bad luck in her mind as she blushed slightly as she crawled over to Hiei giving him a quick peck on the lips before heading back to her spot and hitting Bianca over the head.
"ow! you boob!" Bianca picked up the bottle and threw it at Jessica who ducked leaving the bottle to crash through the window and into the night beyond."oh shit..." Bianca mumbled...
"i'm not paying for that!" Jessica muttered as she looked back at everyone. "so forward to truth or dare?" Jessica asked.
"i'll start." Maddy muttered when no one else would. "ok Bianca Truth or dare?"
"dare!" Bianca yelled feeling brave.
"hm... I dare you to kiss Kurama for 30 seconds." Maddy said with an evil lopsided grin.
Bianca glared at maddy while she blushed a little...and slowly scooted over to Kurama and kissed him quickly before scooting back to her seat. "alrighty then! Yusuke! truth or dare?" bianca asked him innocently.
When he didn't answer Jessica threw a brick at him. "Yusuke truth or dare you ass!"
"Oh right! Dare!"
"hehe, I dare you to take off your pants." Bianca said sweetly.
Jessica's face heated up as she hid her face behind Bianca.
yusuke looked at Bianca in pure shock before slowly taking his pants off while thinking of the most unsexy thing he could, Kuwabara.
Yep that did it no more hard on.
Bianca frowned at the lack of tenting in Yusuke's boxers. "you bitch..."
Everyone laughed at her failed attempt to embarress Yusuke.
"Saper truth or dare?" Yusuke asked with a perverted grin.
"Dare bitch!" Saper said with her normal attitude.
"I dare you...to do a strip tease!" yusuke exclaimed in some weird short of victory.
"hmph. you just want me for my body." Saper said as she got up and started dancing around, swaying her hips and junk like that while she pulled her shirt very slowly, taking it off and throwing it roughly at Yusuke, aiming for his head but missing.
It was at this moment that Jessica decided it would be safe to look up again...right in time to see the bra go..."AH! Jessica yelled as she closed her eyes and hid behind Bianca. "This is all your fault..."
Bianca laughed at jessica and Laughed harder when she saw how "happy" Yusuke was. "I think thats enough saper...we don't want to stain the carpet, do we now Yusuke?"
With that Saper stopped throwing her very heavy purse on Yusuke's very happy dick and put her clothes back on as Yusuke fell over in pain.
"Ok! Kurama, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Out of all the girls here which one would you rather have sex with?" Saper asked evilly as she ate more pineapple.
"...Bianca..." He muttered with a blush.
Bianca smiled happily. and began to plot how she was going to get closer to her new crush.
"um...Jessica Truth or Dare?"
looks at the bianca who is falling over from all her evil laughter."...Dare..."
Kurama thought about his options for a few seconds..." I dare you to...sleep with Hiei tonight...in the same bed and Naked."
Jessica sat there in shock. "...fine...Your just like Bianca...and i will get my revenge..."
"Bianca truth or dare?"
"truth. your pissed off and want revenge. I'm playing it safe."
"who was the one who took away your virginity?"
"your pure evil...but if you must know, I lost it to...Hiten."
"oh...the ass i threw out of our room and into the principles room butt naked..." Jessica muttered thoughtfully.
"yeah. that one. no wonder we didn't last long..."
"...you were there!"
"okay...Hillary, Truth or dare?" Bianca asked.
"Dare me Bitch."
"I dare you to sit in Kitsune's lap for the rest of the game...with no pants." Bianca smiled.
"fine.." Hillary said in an uncaring voice as she took of her pants and walked over to kitsune and sat down in his lap.
"Those are very sexy panties hillary" Saper laughed.
"I know."
"Truth or dare Hiei?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to...put chocolate syrup on Jessica's inner thy and lick it off!" Hillary declared.
"WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME!" Jessica yelled finally looking up.
"because its fun." Bianca said. "now hop to it Hiei!"
Hillary pulled a bottle of chocolate syrup out of no where and handed it to Hiei and then tackled Jessica to the ground before she could run while Jessica was muttering curses on why she had to wear shorts today of all days as Hiei poured chocolate on her thigh, put the bottle down and slowly licked it clean.
Once the let go of her Jessica slowly sat back up glaring at them all muttering about evil so called friends.
"Grace truth or dare?"
"dare me baby!" Grace replied forgetting about Yusuke for a moment.
"I dare you to get off and stay off the detective."
"WHAT!" Grace whined. "thats no fair!" But Grace scooted away anyways.
"truth or dare, maddy?"
"Damnit! Almost made it...Truth..."
"Do you massterbate?"
"NO!" maddy yelled in shock and absolutely horrified at the ideal.
"Jeez your all missing out." Grace mumbled under her breath.
"Onward to seven minutes in Heaven!" Jessica said hoping her luck would change soon..
It was decided that everyone would put their name in a hat and what ever name they drew was who they were in with. after everyone had written their name and it was in the hat, they began to draw names.
"I wanna draw first!" Grace yelled. she plunged her hand into the bag and read the name,"Kurama!"
Kurama rolled his eyes at grace but followed her into the bathroom.
INSIDE THE BATHROOM WITH KURAMA AND GRACE
"wanna make out?" Grace asked.
"no." was Kurama's reply.
"..." Grace poked him."your no fun...I'll just have to entertain myself."
Grace banged on the door and made moaning sounds and all sorts of other questionable noises.
seven minutes later
"Grace what was that! Are you cheating on me!" Yusuke yelled as soon as she exited the bathroom.
"sorry, couldn't help myself." she replied calmly.
Yusuke just stared at her in shock before marching over to the hat and drawing a name..."Kitsune."
Why do i have to be stuck with the pervert?
Kitsune walked into the bathroom making sure to keep a good distance from Yusuke..
Back in the bathroom
we'lll just skip Yusuke being an idiot...
Seven minutes later
Kitsune Walked out calmly heading in the opposite direction of Yusuke.
"so what happened?" Bianca asked.
"Nothing." Kitsune answered glaring at Yusuke icily.
"ok then...Next group! Let's do the rest be voting!"Jessica said as she tossed the hat away...what? the pink thing was really annoying her.
"who votes for Hiei and Jessica!" Bianca yelled, raising her hand.
Everyone but Hiei and Jessica raised their hands.
"alrighty then. off to bathroom land." Bianca chirpped happily.
"I hate you all...what i ever do to you? Damnit your suppose to be on my side!" Jessica muttered under her breath as she headed for the bathroom but not bfore hitting Bianca over the head with a bat smiling happily as it made contact...
Bianca glared at Jessica through teary eyes. "you boob." but her mood lightened as she watched Hiei go in after Jessica. "have fun you love birds!"
"Fuck off bitch! But don't worry we will... plotting your demise!" And with that she closed the door heading to the opposite wall of Hiei and sitting down...not liking the fact she was stuck in an all white bathroom...to much like a doctors office.
"I hate this place...stupid Bianca... I should place a spell on her to keep her away from Kurama...intimately at least..." Jessica muttered ignoring bianca's cursing and threats inside her head.
"hn."
"You don't talk much..."
"Hn."
"Damnit Hiei talk to me!" Jessica ordered as she stood up marching over to Hiei and started poking him in the chest...more out of boredom than anger...
"Onna remove yourself from me."
"So you can talk!" Jessica goaded.
"onna.." Hiei warned as he pushed her away.
"what? did i push a sensitive spot? sorry...well...hmmm...am i sorry?" Jessica immediately forgot about Hiei as she went to try and figure out if she was sorry or not walking right out the door not caring if it had been seven minutes or not.
"well...it hasn't been seven minutes, but whatever." Bianca said.
"Well i feel like being nice so...I won't vote Bianca and Grace...instead Who wants Kurama and bianca to get it on in the bathroom!" And so the room was filled with Yells of all shorts but all meant one thing yes.
"Well hurry up you asses! We already have the camera set up!" Jessica said with an evil smirk.
"don't worry Kurama, she's not serious." yes she is...but oh well. Bianca walked into the bathroom with Kurama not far behind her.
once the door was closed, Bianca dragged Kurama over to the bathtub and Kissed him.
seven minutes later
"wow...that's the first Bianca hasn't had sex with a cute guy the first chance she gets..." Jessica muttered as she went in and dragged Bianca out by her ear. "Come on you idiot..."
Bianca was struggling to get her shirt pulled back down. and Kurama walked out of the bathroom in a sort of daze.
"...i'm not even going to ask..." Jessica muttered as she walked into her room deciding she had enough of this bullshit for one day.
"what ever..." Bianca ran away from Jessica and back to Kurama so she could go hide when she reminded Jessica of a certain something. "don't forget you have to sleep with Hiei NAKED!"
Bianca yelled.
"BIANCA YOU BITCH!" Jessca yelled throwing a whole table at her.and then after kurama fell over she threw a Dresser filled with Bricks at Bianca before locking the door.
Bianca yelped and ran away from the flying dresser. "aw, come on Jessica! its your dare! you HAVE to do it!" Bianca banged on the door and kicked it in. "do it now!" She ran away before Jessica had a chance to throw anything else at her.
twitch twitch..."you fucking bitch...fine but you have to stay away from Kurama for the rest of the night..."
"no I don't. that has nothing to do with your dare. I guess your not tough enough to do it...so sad..."
"No i'm not a whore...theirs a difference...and if you don't do it i'll sell Kurama to some mad scientist who is gay and like raping boys!" Jessica yelled still refusing to leave her room.
"fine...you win...boob." Bianca mumbled. She went back to sitting on the couch with Kurama. "Jessy is no fun..."
"sigh...fine i'll do it this once if you never try something like this again...deal?"
"DEAL! now take off those clothes!" Bianca yelled
"...Pervert! i'm not doing a strip tease!" Jessica yelled throwing a bat at bianca this time hitting her in the head.
Jessica slammed the door closed and started removing her clothes muttering about stupid perverts and was about to get into bed when the door opened and Hiei walked in leaving poor Jessica completely frozen in shock.
End of chapter 26
Jessica: I hate you...
bianca: I love you too! haha. Jessica was so mad at me for all the crap I made her do.
Jessica:glares at Bianca and hits her over the head with a bat again for like the millionth time today: baka...: goes off to pout:
Bianca: I swear. I'm going to get brain damage or something from all the times I get hit...and then I won't be able to help you anymore! TT
Jessica: I guess I'll have to find a replacement...
Bianca:...thanks. .. I can totally tell you love me -
Jessica: Really?...weird...