Ask The Princesses!
Me: Hi, guys! This is Samusaran101 at her local library! I'm on a computer here, drinking premade coffee! Do you guys want to hear something really weird?
PCOA: No. Not at all, actually.
Me: (glares)
PCOA: … fine. Go ahead.
Me: I like black coffee and really sweet coffee, but I don't like in-between coffees! Like, I like the ones with no sugar and premade ones from stores, but I can't stand ones with milk and sugar!
PCOA: You're messed up.
Me: NO! I just… I'm mentally inpaired.
PCOA: Humph… whatever, 101. Why are you at the library?
Me: Well, obviously it's not because my other computer is completely, unmistakably, and utterly filled to the brim with BULLCRAP!
PCOA: … oh.
Soliddude1175: Bullcrap is a word?
Me: I guess. I got it from SP!
Soliddude1175: Nice.
BKB: I gotta start using that one…
Me: It's a real word now!
PCOA: No.
Me: Yep.
PCOA: Nu-uh.
Me: YU-HUH PIKMINCHIEFOFAWESOMENESS! IT"S IN THE BOOKS! THE BOOKS OF LAW! IF YOU WANNA ARGUE WITH THE LAW, THEN BE MY GUEST!
PCOA: O.O
Me: That's what I thought! Um… so… I had to write this chappie all over again… poop…
PCOA: That sucks.
Me: Not really! I love this story that's not really a story!
Soliddude1175: Where's your boyfriend?
Me: … in Mexico.
PCOA: Eating tacos? That lucky bastard.
Me: I know, right?!
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: OOH OOH OHH! I HAVE A QUESTIONRINO! If people from Mexico are called 'Mexicans' then are people from Texas called 'Texacans'?
Everyone: (staring)
Me: You… are… a… GENIUS!
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Soliddude1175: … no. They're not.
Me: Oh…
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: YES IT IS! IT'S IN THE BOOKS!
Me: THE BOOKS OF LAW?
Rolling Lumanii-Chan: Actually, it's in the "Most Idiotic Things Young Children, Immature Teens, and Mental Adults Think" book.
Me: (bows down)
PCOA: You are all crazy. I can't think of anyone more messed up than-
Jason: … Soliddude1175.
Jordan: YOU! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I KNEW YOU WERE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!
Soliddude1175: … shit.
Jason: So… I assume you remember last chapter? When you KISSED MY FUTURE WIFE?!
Jordan: DON'T CALL HER THAT, YOU ASSHOLE!
PCOA: I take it back.
Amethyst: Here we go again…
Elijah: Wanna get some pizza?
Amethyst: Why not?
SuperGuest: (facepalms) Guys, please. Let's not talk about this right now.
Soliddude1175: Look here, you two, I really don't want to talk about this right now.
Jordan: I'm sure you don't. But you will. (draws sword)
Jason: Oh, we have MUCH to talk about, pretty boy. (clicks pistol)
Soliddude1175: … help.
BKB: Sorry, bud, but I admire my life on the Earth, so…
Soliddude1175: I understand… someone?!
Jason: We haven't even started yet, pretty boy, so you might as well save your screams.
Jordan: Your life will never be the same again.
Soliddude1175: …
PCOA: Wow, great. We haven't even started yet and one of us is already about to get their ass kicked.
Me: Um… LET US BEGIN! At least before Jason and Jordan kills, tortures, and/or completely mauls Soliddude1175!
(FORMAT TIME!)
"Alright, everyone, in exactly twenty fucking minutes, no more, no less, I've got a date with a nice juicy hotdog, so let's hurry," PCOA declared.
Peach rolled her eyes. "We only just started,"
"We only just started!" Pauline mimicked.
"Silence yourself, Pauline!"
"Never gonna happen,"
"Obviously," Goombella agreed. "This is Pauline we're talking about."
"Shut up, you stupid mushroom!"
"I am a GOOMBA!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Talking mushroom."
"You're one to talk, you toilet clogger!"
"I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION!"
"Yeah. It's called being a rancid bag of WHORE!"
"WHAT DOES MY CRAP HAVE TO DO WITH ME BEING A WHORE?!"
"So you ADMIT you're a whore!" Peach exclaimed gleefully.
"NO I DON'T! I DIDN'T SAY THAT! YOU TWISTED MY WORDS AROUND, YOU PINK BITCH!"
"It's okay, dear. Admitting to a fault is the first step of ridding yourself of it."
"I'M NOT!"
"Everyone, please." Rosalina said sternly.
"Yeah, guys, shut the fuck up!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan said cheerfully.
Pauline whirled around. "The hell did you just say?"
"Nothing," Rolling Lumanii-Chan grinned insanely.
Pauline stared at her blankly.
"Let's just start the questions," Dimentio56 grumbled.
Can I ask questions?
Peach: ...I dunno. Who's your favorite gang from a non-Nintendo series?
Daisy: You kinda remind me of Akane Owari... So ever wanted to be a gymnast?
Rosalina: Have you ever been in 'Survivor' before?
To Mod/Samus: Well there's a forum based on Survivor Peru and someone is RPing as her! How sweet!)
Goombella: Who's your favorite Pokedex holder out of these: Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Black, White, Rakutsu/Lack-Two, Faitsu/Whi-Two, X, and Y? (Yes, POKESPE IS LIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE)
-PaloozaChu
"I suppose the Ghostbusters," Peach said wistfully.
Pauline burst out laughing.
Peach glared at her.
"There is NOTHING wrong with the Ghostbusters!" Samusaran101 denied.
"I'm pretty sure the person meant from another VIDEO GAME, genius," Pauline said, snickering.
Peach frowned. "Gang? Well… I will change that to character. I admire Link from the Legend of Zelda series,"
"No. You admire the part of him below the waist."
"SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED MOUTH, YOU INSIDIOUS WHORE!"
"I've thought about it," Daisy said. "I'm flexible,"
"With beating people up, yeah." Goombella supplied.
"Oh, shut up. And thank you,"
"Don't mention it,"
"I don't play Pokemon, so I couldn't tell you," Goombella said.
Samusaran101 fainted.
Rolling Lumanii-Chan threw water on her.
"I'M ALIVE!" Samusaran101 bellowed.
"Nice." Goombella congratulated. "So is everyone else here. Next."
I want feedback on my dares... Foretold-Think I can borrow your knife sometime? Jason and Jordan, was it?- STOP FIGHTING OVER GIRLS YOU POOPHEADS. SuperGuest- Hi. SA101- I think you're my favorite OC :)
Peach-How did feel to have Pauline as your personal servant? Pauline- How did feel to have to serve your worst enemy? Rosalina-Did you have fun on your date? Goombella-THAT SPEECH WAS BEAUTIFUL! Or were you just making it all up...?
-NotAvailableGoAway
"Sure," Foretold shrugged.
"It's not my fault THESE two assholes-" Jason gestured to Jordan and Soliddude1175, "are trying to steal MY future wife!"
"SHE IS MY FRIEND, NOT MY GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE, FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME!" Soliddude1175 raged.
"SHE ISN'T YOUR MOTHERFUCKING WIFE, YOU DICKLESS ASSWIPING SON OF A BITCH!" Jordan screamed, deranged.
Samusaran101 and Rolling Lumanii-Chan hid under the table.
"Hi," SuperGuest waved back.
Jason turned to Amethyst. "So now YOU'RE trying to steal my future wife?!"
Amethyst glared at him. "You asshole! That's not even me!"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" Samusaran101 screamed.
Everyone stared at her.
Samusaran101 laughed sheepishly. "I mean… that's cool… thanks! YES…"
"Amazing!" Peach beamed.
"Humiliating," Pauline scowled.
"Amazing."
"Humiliating,"
"AMAZING!"
"HUMILIATING!"
PCOA rolled his eyes.
"I did, actually," Rosalina said lightly.
"No, it was completely genuine," Goombella said solemnly.
BKB snorted.
Goombella kicked him in the balls.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?! I SWEAR, MUSHROOM GIRL, I WILL SUE YOU! I WILL SUE YOU, AND BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES IN MERCY-"
"YOU EVER SPEAK ABOUT GOOMBAS IN SUCH A WAY AGAIN, AND I SWEAR TO GOD AND TO HIS SON JESUS CHRIST THAT I WILL NOT ONLY BREAK YOUR TESTICLES BUT ALSO RIP YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF!"
"You're a bitch!"
"Whatever," Goombella grumbled. "I'm not in the mood for your bullcrap,"
"MR. GARRISON POWER!" Samusaran101 cheered. "BULLCRAP FOREVER!"
"Looks like the sun don't shine there anymore," Pauline said brightly. "Next."
Ok, before my computer completely FAILS ME, I have questions! Soliddude1175: Oh dear... (Blushes and looks down)* OK, well...
Taylor: Awkward...You two are still cute together in my opinion!
SuperGuest: TAYLOR!
Taylor: What?!
SuperGuest: *Points to Jason and Jordan who are in a rage...*
Taylor: Ah...
Jason and Jordan: YOU TRAITOR!
Taylor: Am not!
SuperGuest: Anyways, *Cough* um... Do you prefer the music of today or from the 90's/2000's?
Piccolo: Weird question...
SuperGuest: I couldn't think of anything else... Samusaran101: You forgot Solid in roll call!
Jason: *Rages at the sound of his name*…
SuperGuest: ...Also...the chapter was shorter than I thought it would be...And, YOU LIKE STAY WITH ME TOO?! OH MY GOSH! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! You know what this means right? WE WERE MADE TO BE BESTIES! What do you think about that new song 'Am I wrong' by Nico and Vinz I think they were called... Brian: Admit it. You loved kissing Sammy. ADMIT IT DAMN YOU! Also, favorite show besides the News? Foretold: You are one sick bastard. BOWSER'S GYM THONGS?! How did you even find out he had gym THONGS?! I would've thought he would keep that a secret. Are you a spy? Khaos: KHAOS! You're finally back! Now, I've been saving this question for you. Why did your parents name you Khaos anyway? Why not Chaos? BKB: How'd the gaming go? Did you and Foretold win? (Highly doubts it) Lumanii: *Holds up a kitten and a taco in each hand* Which one will you choose? Elijah: I like your name! Amethyst: Favorite princess out of the three? Dimentio56: I'm sorry. You're just so fun to torture. Peach: You...hate...CHOCOLATE?! Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! *Passes out*
Jason: Future wife! *Is about to do CPR*
SuperGuest: *Jumps up* Whoa whoa! I'M OK! No need for CPR...
Jason: Awww... Daisy: You didn't sing Stay with me... SING IT NOW! Goombella: SING ALONG WITH DAISY NOW! Pauline: *Glues headphones to her ears and plays Daughtry's greatest hits!* There you go. Rosalina: You agreed to kiss Waluigi to quickly... You weren't even reluctant to kiss him. YOU LIKE WALUIGI, DON'T YOU?! That's all for now.
Jason: *Gets pistol ready* *Says in a deep voice* I'm coming for you, pretty boy...
SuperGuest: *Backs away slowly* …Great chapter, Sammy! Keep up the great work!
-SuperGuest
Soliddude1175 winced and scratched at the back of his head. "I hope this didn't affect our friendship or anything… I'm sorry,"
"You better be sorry, asshole," Jordan growled.
"Okay," Soliddude1175 said meekly.
Jason took Foretold's knife and sharpened it. "Mmm…"
Soliddude1175 swallowed.
"Oh, here's a thing I wanted to tell you guys!" Samusaran101 said. "If you ask the OCs a question, um… I might not know the answer. Like this one! So, you can send them to the OCs and they could send it to me and then I can put it on my story! Or the OCs can just answer them in the reviews, which would be easier. Then again-"
"Are you done yet?" Pauline demanded.
"No…"
Foretold grabbed his knife from Jason and sharpened it.
"YES! I'm, done! Hehe… oh, I did? Sorry, Soliddude1175!"
"It's okay." Soliddude1175 assured.
"Not that many people left dares!" Samusaran101 said sadly.
"No, you were just too lazy to write that mu-" BKB started.
"SHUT UP! And… oh… my… garsh."
"Garsh is back," Dimentio56 told Rosalina darkly.
Rosalina gasped in horror.
"YOU LIKE THAT SONG TOO?! AM I WRONG FOR THINKING OUT OF THE BOX FROM WHERE I STAY?"
SuperGuest joined. "AM I WRONG FOR SAYING THAT I CHOOSE ANOTHER WAY?"
They both sang, "I AIN'T DOING WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE DOING! JUST CUZ EVERYBODY-"
"Okay, okay," Goombella said impatiently. "We get it."
"That I am," Foretold said proudly. "And, I have my ways,"
Khaos shrugged. "I don't really know. I guess they simply liked the spelling better…"
"Well, the spelling sucks," Peach said matter-of-factly.
"Did I ask you?"
"I asked myself."
"Shut up, you bitch."
"AY!" Pauline said angrily. "Nobody calls Peach a bitch except me! And occasionally Goombella."
Goombella waved. "Sup."
"Stay out of this, flat chest!" Khaos warned.
"I HAVE AVERAGE SIZED BREASTS, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Nah, we sucked," BKB said.
"YOU sucked," Foretold corrected.
"NO!"
"Yep."
"Yeah… BUT YOU DID TOO!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"A little, I guess…"
"We cool, dude?"
"Yeah, we're fine, man."
"That's how guys argue?" Peach asked incredulously.
Pauline shook her head. "Pathetic."
Rolling Lumanii-Chan stared. "The kitten… or the taco? The answer is only too simple… THE KITTEN TACO!"
Rosalina looked at her. "Come again?"
"Who's seen the kitten taco advertisement?"
No one raised their hand.
"Here's it is!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan handed a paper to everyone.
You have probably been asked once before in your lifetime if you prefer a kitten or a taco while being on a show with a pink slut, an annoying tomboy, a princess with sanity, a female mushroom which looked very much like the one in an old lady's garden, a mental thirteen-year-old, a writer who was somehow capable of finding the location of Bowser's swim thongs, a girl who has two guys hopelessly in love with her, a lovesick pervert who wants to kill a guy right now, a boy who is about to get destroyed by the previous person, a guy who curses a lot and is also in love with the same person mentioned by the person mentioned previously two phrases ago, a girly girl who kicks serious ass, a guest who probably has blue key blades, a person obsessed with croutoned bread, a jester who was dragged mercilessly into this show, a guy with an awesome name, a girl whose name I could've sworn meant 'violet gem', a person who was pissed off at the mental thirteen-year-old mentioned previously for continuously forgetting his questions, and a woman whom if you cross you will die. Hey, it happens! Can't decide? Who can blame you? Kittens are adorable, and tacos are delicious! Now I introduce you to… THE KITTEN TACO! It comes as both a taco shaped as a kitten and a kitten dressed like a taco! The taco shaped like a kitten is $200 and the kitten dressed like a taco is $400! Which one to get? Buy one taco shaped as a kitten first, and get the kitten shaped like a taco half percent off! Buy the kitten shaped like a taco first, and get nothing! YAY! So get the taco shaped as the kitten first and the kitten dressed as the taco second, or consider yourself very fucked. I mean, who the hell doesn't want an item 50% of? Fucking idiot assholes… purchasing an item first just means as soon as you put it on the counter to buy it, you can't replace it. It's the rule. It's in the books. No, not the law books, you morons… my boss's books. Don't ask me why this is, my boss has serious mental issues. So go now, my friends! No, seriously, go. Or I don't get paid. And I'm broke, so go. Go now! NOW, YOU FUCKING COKAROACHES! GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND GO! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL, YOU SHIT-FACED COCKSUCKERS! GO THE FUCK TO THE STORE NOW! NOW! Have a nice day!
Pauline stared. "What… the… fuck?"
"Nice going, SuperGuest," Dimentio56 grumbled.
"It was just a question!" SuperGuest protested.
"How many times did they say previously?" Samusaran101 asked curiously.
"So that's my answer!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan said happily.
SuperGuest blinked. "But…"
"Just leave it," BKB advised.
"That's a good idea, yes."
"Thank you!" Elijah smiled.
"Probably Rosalina." Amethyst said with a shrug. "She seems sane."
Dimentio56 frowned. "Um… thanks?"
"It is VERY high in saturated fat!" Peach protested.
"It's frickin' DELICIOUS!" Pauline said angrily.
"My cousin Kieran doesn't like chocolate either!" Samusaran101 said randomly.
"You're all mental," SuperGuest said firmly. "Chocolate is amazing!"
Samusaran101 high-fived her. "Hell yeah!"
"NO!" Daisy and Goombella shouted.
SuperGuest took out her wand.
"Okay, okay," Daisy grumbled.
"Fine," muttered Goombella.
They both sang:
"Guess it's true,
I'm not good at a one night stand
But I still need love 'cause I'm just a man
These nights never seem to go to plan
I don't want you to leave,
Will you hold my HAND?
Oh, won't you STAY with ME
'Cause you're all I NEED
This ain't love, it's clear to see
But darling, STAY with ME
Why am I so emotional?!
No it's not a good look, gain some self control
Deep down I know this never works
But you could lay with me,
So it doesn't HURT
Oh, won't you STAY with ME
'Cause you're all I NEED
This ain't LOVE, it's clear to see
But darling, STAY with ME
Oooh oh ooh oooh ooooh oh
Oooh oh ooh oooh ooooh oh
Oh, won't you STAY with ME
'Cause you're all I NEED
This ain't LOVE, it's clear to see
But darling, stay with me
But darling, stay with me."
Everyone clapped.
Rosalina winced. "As a friend, I suppose…"
Soliddude1175 looked creeped out. "Um… next…"
Peach: Could you live a day without wearing pink?
Pauline: what's your favorite color, why? Goombella: I think you're the coolest goomba girl ever! Do you like Bowser why or why not? Daisy: What's your favorite sport mines softball? Rosalina: You're my favorite I really want a purple luma named violet! Have you ever been captured?
-Rosalina69
"Absolutely not," Peach declared. "It is a simply LOVELY color!"
Pauline and Goombella pretended to throw up. Peach glared at them angrily. "IT'S TRUE!"
"I like red. Blood red. Because it reminds me of blood." Pauline said with a grin.
Peach looked at her pityingly. "You have quite serious mental issues, darling,"
"Speak for yourself, you two-faced skank!"
"SHUT YOUR HORRIBLY-APPLIED-LIPSTICKED MOUTH!"
"PINK GIRL!"
"FLAT CHEST!"
"MY CHEST ISN'T FLAT, YOU BITCH!"
"OH, PLEASE! BOWSER HAS BIGGER BOOBS THAN YOU!"
"TAKE THAT BACK, YOU BOYFRIEND-STEALING DUMBASS!"
"MAKE ME!"
Pauline tackled Peach, and they once again began to fight ruthlessly.
"Here we go yet again," Dimentio56 said with a scowl.
"Thanks," Goombella said, smiling. "Yeah, I like him. Any enemy of that fat ass plumber is a friend of mine."
"I like soccer," Daisy said. "It's cool. Hey, nice! SOFTBALL-PLAYER HIGH FIVE!"
"Thank you," Rosalina said warmly. "You can have a purple Luma,"
"I WANT A LUMA!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan complained.
Dimentio56 snorted. "Why? So you can make the Luma taco?"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan gasped. "That… is… pure… GENIUS!"
Dimentio56 covered his face. "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
"Nice going, asshole," Goombella growled.
"I'm sorry…"
"It's too late now…"
"No, I have never before been captured," Rosalina said. "I have, though, been possessed by The Shadow Queen,"
"OMG!" Samusaran101 gasped. "HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN SUPERGUEST'S DEVIANTART PAGE?! SHE IS AMAZING! LOOK UP REEREEANDWALLY101! SHE HAD THIS AWESOME PICTURE OF TABUU AND THE SHADOW QUEEN BASED OFF OF THIS EPIC FANFICTION CALLED CHRONICLES OF THE STARS 5: TAINTED SHADOWS BY DELIVERER ON HERE! IT'S ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!"
SuperGuest blushed. "Thank you!"
"I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT! SO… GOOD…" Samusaran101 passed out cold.
"Oh my," Rosalina said, looking alarmed.
Samusaran101 got back up. "I'M ALIVE!"
"Next," Goombella said carelessly.
Questions.
My question to Solid and SuperGuest is: did you two like it?
My question to Peach is: why is everybody saying Bowser Jr. is your son?!
My question to Daisy is: why do you hate Mario so much?!
My question to Goombella is: which game are you from again?
-Coolness
"Um… well…" Soliddude1175 scratched the back of his head.
"UM?!" Jason snarled.
"WELL?!" demanded Jordan.
"LEAVE ME BE!" Soliddude1175 commanded. "Uh… since it was kind of forced upon us and Rolling Lumanii-Chan kept pushing our heads together later in the day-"
Rolling Lumanii-Chan waved. "Sup?"
"… I can't say it was the most… ENJOYABLE experience…"
"So you're saying SuperGuest is disgusting? Is that what you're saying? You are a sick bastard." Jason snapped.
"NO! It could've been fine if-"
"Oh, so NOW you're saying you LIKED it? Is THAT what you're saying? You sick bastard,"
Soliddude1175 face-palmed. "I give up."
"They say it because I had a one-night stand with Bowser," Peach huffed. "But it's not true! He is certainly NOT my son! I'm sure of it in every single way possible!"
"No." Pauline disagreed. "It's because she's a slut who has screwed nearly every guy in The Mushroom Kingdom."
"THAT IS NOT TRUE!"
"Oh, really? I heard your seventeenth abortion was free. I guess the people there recognized you from the countless other times you visited."
"YOU DIRTY LITTLE-"
"He's an attention-seeking asshole!" Daisy complained.
"The Thousand Year Door," Goombella said.
"It's actually the ONLY game she's been in," Pauline said smugly.
"Speak for yourself," Goombella snorted.
Pauline's eye twitched. "Next,"
Peach: Did you know that Luigi had a crush on you?
Daisy: Mr. L hit on Peach in Super Paper Mario.
Rosie: You seem kinda cool... butt also kinda boring...
Pauline: Did you like being Peach's slave? Also... you guys make a cute couple.
Dimentio56: Here's a package! (secretly contains fangirls) Hehhehheh... That's all for now! Thanks for adding me in!
-Coolio
"No, I did not!" Peach looked surprised.
Daisy cracked her knuckles. "You trying to steal my man, bitch?"
"No! I didn't know!"
"That's what they all say…"
Peach rolled her eyes.
"THE FUCK?!" Daisy yelled. "WHY DOES EVERY GUY IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING MUSHROOM KINGDOM WANT TO HIT ON PEACH?! OH, PEACH IS SO PRETTY! OH, PEACH IS SO FABULOUS! OH, DO YOU THINK PEACH WILL MIND IF I ASK HER TO GIVE ME A QUICK LEWINSKY? IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT PEACH, ISN'T IT? 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EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK AND HOUR OF THE DAY AND MINUTE OF THE HOUR AND SECOND OF THE MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL IS ATTRACTIVE ABOUT SOME POUTY-MOUTH STUPID DUMBASS WHORE-BAG LITTLE BITCH WHO FLUTTERS HER EYELASHES AND TRIES TO ACTUALLY THINK THAT SHE SERVES A PURPOSE IN THE IDIOTIC BOUNCY HOUSE THAT SHE CALLS A GODDAMN CASTLE! YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU, PEACH! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR BOYFRIENDS, AND FUCK THAT LITTLE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF THAT I BET MY SWEET ASS IS CRAWLING AROUND IN THE DISEASE-RIDDEN VOID THAT YOU CALL YOUR GODDAMN WOMB!" (Words after 'around': I got it from MPGiS! XD)
"Hey, don't talk to your friend like that!" Khaos said angrily.
Daisy glared at him. "YOU DO!"
"She's not my friend!"
"Okay, okay, Daisy," Pauline grumbled. "Just shut up already. You sound scarily like me. You don't have to make a point. Everyone knows that EVERYBODY loves Peach…"
"MAKING A POINT S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FUCKING DO!" Daisy bellowed.
She got into Peach's face.
"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU SLUTTY PIECE OF ITALIAN HORSESHIT! YOU ARE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU FUCKING THINK YOU ARE!"
Peach stared at her. "Calm yourself, dear!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Daisy fumed. "I need a minute…"
"Just suck in a really deep breath," Rosalina advised.
"LIKE WHEN PEACH SUCKS ALL OF THOSE PERVERTS' DICKS?!" Daisy cried insanely.
"Oh my goodness…" Rosalina shook her head in disbelief.
Dimentio56 patted her hand. "I feel your pain, princess. I feel your pain,"
"Back to the questions," Samusaran101 said awkwardly.
"Um… thank you?" Rosalina said.
Pauline scowled. "No, I did not like being Peach's slave!"
"I enjoyed it very much," Peach said happily.
"Bitch…" Pauline grumbled.
"Pauline and I? A couple?" Peach's eyebrows furrowed. "Oh my…"
"That's retarded," Pauline stated.
"It's kind of cute!" Samusaran101 said thoughtfully. "I can totally see you two pulling off the hate-sex thing together…"
"YOU'RE retarded," Pauline corrected, wrinkling her nose. "Besides, I'm not a lesbian. And neither is Peach."
"Tell me about it," Daisy grunted.
"OH… DIMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Diemntio56 ran for his life once again.
"Next!" BKB said.
HEEEY GUESS WHO'S BAACK!
Pauline: what did you think of dat DK guy anyways even if he acts off sometimes (BANANANANANA BANANA BANANA BANANANANANANANANANANANANANA! I'm not crazy at all… )
Peach: How did you enjoy your time on Pi'llo Island recently? :D IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER I'LL SLAP YOU-
Goombella: That was an excellent speech there. Go to Nintendo and scream it at them because it was so beautiful
Samusaran101: CAN WE DO MORE DARE CHAPTERS?
Daisy: Do you know the Bacon Pancakes song? BACON PANCAKES, MAKIN' BACON PANCAKES,
TAKE SOME BACON AND I'LL PUT IT IN A PANCAKE,
BACON PANCAKES, THAT'S WHAT IT'S GONNA MAKE,
BACON PANCAAAAKE!
-warriorkittytailsdoll
"He was crazy," Pauline stated. "Unlike you. YOU are completely insane."
"I can't remember," Peach admitted.
"She's going to slap you," Samusaran101 warned.
Peach closed her eyes. "So be it… I shall be strong,"
Goombella scoffed.
"Hmm…" Samusaran101 tapped her chin in thought. "How about… every 25th chapter?"
"BACON PANCAKES, MAKING BACON PANCAKES, TAKE SOME BACON AND I'LL PUT IT IN A PANCAKE! BACON PANCAKES, THAT'S WHAT IT'S GONNA MAKE, BACON PANCAKE!" Daisy sang.
"Next," Dimentio56 grumbled.
Rosalina: (stares) Why are you so sexy? You are gorgeous, and stay away from her Waluigi. (glares while loading up sniper rifle)\
Peach: Why are you so fucking stupid?
Samusaran101: Could I be on the show? (I'm a black dude (not to be racist) and I love to destroy things with guns, knives, etc.)
-Rings of Fire
"Thank you?" Rosalina said awkwardly.
"OMG! That is EXACTLY what I first asked her!" Samusaran101 gasped. "WE ARE SO ALIKE!"
"No, you're just aware of Peach's stupidity," Pauline corrected.
Peach glared at her. "I am NOT stupid!"
Everyone laughed.
Peach fumed. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
Khaos stopped laughing. "Oh… it wasn't a joke?"
"Of course it was!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan crowed, wiping a tear out of her eye. "That was PRICELESS, Peach!"
Peach stomped her foot. "UGH!"
Pauline imitated her and said in a falsetto, "EUGH!"
"No," Samusaran101 said sadly. "I said no more OCs… I'm so sorry!"
"And you're just letting this poor man live his life alone in the darkness of the world, while you disregard the fact that you let other OCs on the show even after you said no more?" Goombella questioned.
Samusaran101 frowned. "Oh… THE GUILT! Um… how about… we switch between having Brian and Rings of Fire on the show? Brian won't mind!"
"Cool with me," Rings of Fire agreed.
Daisy stared at him. "Well, hello, sexy…"
"DAISY!" Peach scolded. "Like he'd be interested in you when he can have me? HA!"
"You fucking bitch!"
"You stupid slut!"
"Bitch!"
"Slut!"
"Bitch!"
"Slut!"
"BITCH!"
"SLUT!"
"BITCH!"
"SLUT!"
"Guys, he likes Rosalina," Dimentio56 pointed out.
Pauline smirked. "Jealous much, jester boy?"
"I am not!"
"Mmm… sure."
"Okay, guys, we're done with the chapter!" Samusaran101 said cheerfully. "I have that feeling I left out questions… but I still have to do the question of the week! If I forgot your questions, send me a review/PM, please! BYE! See you in about two seconds!"
Samusaran101: HI! I'M BACK!
PCOA: Oh, joy.
Samusaran101: I am SO HAPPY to be here!
PCOA: I don't want to be here.
Samusaran101: PCOA, IF YOU LEAVE I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! YOU HAVE TO BE HERE IN BRI-BRI'S MOTHERFUCKING PLACE BECAUSE HE'S IN MEXICO! GARSH!
PCOA: OKAY, OKAY! STOP YELLING!
Samusaran101: YOU STOP YELLING, YOU PIECE OF STUPID HORSESHIT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CROUTONED BREAD! FUCK YOU BOTH!
PCOA: Okay then…
Samusaran101: I'm sorry, that was really mean… I love you!
PCOA: O.O
Samusaran101: As a friend, I mean!
PCOA: Honestly… I was more comfortable with the insults.
Samusaran101: You were? Oh… WELL! Back to the…
(drumroll)
Samusaran101: QUESTION OF THE WEEK!
PCOA: Finally!
Samusaran101: (glares at PCOA)
PCOA: I'm sorry… continue.
Samusaran101: … It was, what is your favorite Mario character and why?
PCOA: That's not what it said… it was worded differently.
Samusaran101: YOU'RE FUCKING WORDED DIFFERENTLY, YOU IDIOT WRAPPED IN A MORON!
PCOA: …
Samusaran101: I'm sorry. You're not an idiot wrapped in a moron, or a moron wrapped in an idiot, or a moron or an idiot. You're great! I love you!
PCOA; WHAT THE HELL?!
Samusaran101: AS A FRIEND! I have a boyfriend! And I picked a song out for both of us!
PCOA: Oh Lord, no…
Samusaran101: I SWEAR! BY THE MOON AND THE STARS IN THE SKY! I'LL BE THERE!
PCOA: …
Samusaran101: I SWEAR! LIKE THE SHADOW THAT'S BY YOUR SIDE! I'LL BE THERE! FOR BETTER OF WORSE! TILL DEATH DO US PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART! I'LL LOVE YOU WITH EVERY BEAT OF MY HEART! I SWEAR! THAT WAS FOR YOU, MY BEAUTIFUL POOPSIKINS IN MEXICO! WHEN YOU EAT YOUR TACOS, REMEMBER ME!
PCOA: CAN WE PLEASE GET STARTED?!
Samusaran101: NO! WE WON'T GET STARTED UNTIL I SAY WE GET STARTED, PIKMINCHIEFOFAWESOMENESS! GOD! FUCKING ASSHOLE! You're not an asshole, though. I love you. As a friend. LET'S GET STARTED!
I would say Rosalina because she IS HOT.
-Rings of Fire
Samusaran101: Welp, that was short and sweet!
PCOA: And to the point. Nice. Next.
My favorite character is Mario! He's the best character of them all!
-Coolness
Samusaran101: You can't argue with Mario!
Daisy: No, no, NO, you stupid fat plumbing retard, I'm NOT gonna get fucked in the ass on this one, okay? No, I wasn't arrested last year! That was two weeks ago, you fat fuck!
Samusaran101: Well… unless you're Daisy! NEXT!
My favorite character is...ROSALINA!
Why? Because she lives in space, has a bunch of Lumas, a magic wand, and built the Comet Observatory! How is that not awesome?
-NotAvailableGoAway
Samusaran101: That's two for Rosalina! NEXT!
Dimentio is my fav 'cause he's a badass who stole someone else's boss fight. Plus he's magical and cool.
-Coolio
Samusaran101: Nice! Good choice!
PCOA: Yeah, yeah, good choice, blah blah blah… next.
Favorite character, huh? Oh, that's easy...
LUIGI! Why? Well, he was one of the first 4 characters I had ever heard about in the Mario franchise, the other 3 being Daisy, Peach, and Mario. At first, he wasn't my favorite character, it was Peach. The funny thing is, she's one of my least favorite characters now. Anyway, I soon started to play some games as him, and he soon grew on me. Soon enough, he became my favorite character. I just love his personality, and he's just so easy to love! A few other favorite characters of mine are Yoshi, Mario, Pauline, Rosalina, and Lemmy. LUIGI NUMBER 1! :D
-Someone
Samusaran101: YES! He's my favorite, too! I never liked Peach, lol… AWESOME! OMG, I JUST WROTE 6000 WORDS! OMG OMG OMG!
PCOA: How exciting…
Samusaran101: I KNOW RIGHT?! NEXT!
Also favorite Mario character... I'd say Luigi since he's the comedic brother of the two and actually if he was ever serious probably would be the better brother of the two especially like he does in the Luigi's mansion games.
-Foretoldlegends
Samusaran101: YES! Two for Luigi, two for Rosalina, one for Mario, and one for Dimentio! NEXT!
My favorite character huh? Ok, this is a hard one. I have so many! My top three have GOT to be Waluigi, Dimentio and Luigi.
But, since it doesn't say 'Characters' I'll just have to pick my number one favorite character. WALUIGI! Why? Oh my, there are just so many reasons!
Honestly, when I was younger, I never really liked Waluigi, like most people. However, as I started getting older, playing a bunch of Mario spin-offs, Waluigi started to grow on me. I find him very funny! He's hilarious! And then I started reading Mario fanfics, and the rest is history. I started loving Waluigi! I still do. Even if it hasn't seemed like that recently, with my not drawing any drawings of him in like...*Swallows hard* A few months? Sheesh. (Btw, I'll start working on that fan art after I'm done with all the other fan art I'm doing! xD) So, yeah. I would go on a huge rant about how much I love Dimentio and Luigi, but, since it said 'character' and not 'characters' I'm gonna have to settle with Waluigi. WALUIGI RULES!
-SuperGuest
Samusaran101: OMG! I USED TO HATE HIM TOO BUT NOW I LOVE HIM! NEXT! THE SUSPENSE!
I like Waluigi because he's looked down upon a lot but I think he's cool.
-southparkgurl229
Samusaran101: OMG! THE WINNERS ARE ROSALINA, LUIGI, AND WALUIGI!
PCOA: …
Samusaran101: (looks at him)
PCOA: … oh. Am I supposed to pretend I care?
Samusaran101: Yeah…
PCOA: Too bad.
Samusaran101: YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH! OH MY GARSH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
PCOA: That's better… see you next week, 101. (walks away)
Samusaran101: FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A PIECE OF BULLCRAP!
…
Samusaran101: … but I love you! You're amazing in every single way! Um… BYE! (Leave a review! And, once again, sorry for the long wait!)