-glares out window- The white death hath fallen...
Iggy: SNOOOOOOOOW!!!!
Me: ...-take flamethrower to snow- YOU. FALL. AT. THE. WORST. FREAKING. TIMES!!!
Iggy: ...-mourns snow-
Me: -cough- Alright...So...why am I murdering the White Death? Simple...
1, we've missed SO much school due to it they might be taking our fergin' Spring Break from us.
2, This weekend is my little sister's birthday and I finally convinced my parents to take us ice skating to celebrate but we might not get to go because of the White Death.
3, I'm getting tired of it...Seriously. I live in a place where we do not get snow often, but thanks to El Nino, we're getting pounded by snow this winter. -shivers- And the cold, I can deal, but the ice, grr...Ice hates me.
Iggy: But you're going ice skating...
Me: -nod- Well, anyway, so, Ig's now being stalked...
Iggy: And getting hard every time I read one of my stalker's messages. Mmm...
Me: -whacks- You picked a bad time to stalk him...Mating season...gah...If you all read St. Fang's Poetry Corner, you knew that, but if you don't, here's me telling you.
Iggy: -goes off to search for Flo-
Me: ...he won't make it past the truck...
So, seeing as Flo is an anonymous reviewer I will reply to her reviews right here.
Dear Flo,
You will not now, nor will you ever, get my Iggy. He's mine. I took the time to kidnap him, I take care of him, and I torture him, those are all my privileges. You wanna screw a flock member? Go kidnap someone else.
So, please stop telling my friends, Saint and Vera Amber, to make me give you Iggy, it just won't happen. And please don't let this turn into another Chrissy. Gah. I think one is enough for me. And if you plan on making this another 'Chrissy act', just remember, we ran her off the site. Well...for a while that is...Anyway, bottom line, my Iggy is mine. You may not have him, or screw him, or anything else. Go screw the voo-doo doll.
Iggy: SCREW MEEEEE!!!
Me: -whacks- No matter what he or you say, you're not getting him. He's just horny and you...creep me out...no offense. But really, what you did to your Ella Voo-doo doll...just not natural dude...
Iggy: I WANNA BE IN YOU, TOOOOOO!!
Me: -whacks- He doesn't really, he wants to be in anything that may have a pulse.
You ever hear of Matt, or tgypwya? Fromo the Homo from Me, max and a Dog Kennel? Ig screwed him. And his cousin Lear the Queer. He has impregnated Fang again. He's just a freaking horny bird boy...
And you still can't have him. -huggles Iggy- -hiss- Miiiiiiine.
Yours truly,
Skittles Surnameless
So, that's done...Alright...
Iggy: Please?
Me: No...Oh, speaking of which....
You all have heard of St. Fang of Boredom surely. Well, I'm going to name off a few authors to see if you've ever heard of them. Haven't? Go search them, they're some of my closest friends.
St. Fang of Boredom
Vera Amber
MGChristiani
Karecitay (Don't know if that's still her U/N or not...-shrug-)
tgypwya
Rainbowstrike
Aleria14
Ever heard of 'em? They be epic.
Iggy: Wait...I got Fang pregnant?
Me: Yeah...remember?
Fang Ride- The next Michelle Duggar.
Iggy: -snicker- How many kids is this?
Me: Um...a lot...He just had the twins, add that to Justin, Janet and Christian, and now he's having triplets. 8 kids. Plus the one that Saint's carrying right now. 9. Yes, Saint is also pregnant...by Fang...She just won't admit it...
Iggy: Think she'll kill you for that?
Me: Probably. Oh, and Vera Amber? You all know her? Well, she's kidnapped Max and B'Ella (Swantinez)[Ella Martinez and Bella Swan mashed up], they're both pregnant.
Iggy: So is Skits.
Me: I AM NOT! GAH!! I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT FREAKING NAZI NURSE SAID!
Iggy: She got everyone else right. And she was right about Max 'haffing' "the overused vagina of a hoookar".
Me: Oh, and Matt's Max is also impregnated...By Iggy not Matt...
OH!! AND MATT AND MAX ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED!
Iggy: Wait...so I screwed a drunk and married woman?
Me: Yup...Sucks for Matt.
So, that's all the updateness I have. I'll probably update again after this weekend if we go skating. Who wants to bet I'll fall on my face/arse as soon as I step on the ice?
Iggy: $50!
Me: Thanks...I feel the faith you have in me.
Well, have a great weekend everyone!