Never Believe Anything You See On TV

A/N: Hey guys! Sorry for the late update. I was physically and mentally exhausted yesterday, and all I wanted to do was read online comics. And status-annoy my friends on facebook. Anyway, I would like to say YAY For Jared and Gene who got married yesterday! and WOOOOTT CANADA KICKED US'S ASS IN HOCKEY! BOO-YA! Lol, okay. What else? I dunno. Lol, okay, I have nothing else to say. ENJOY!

Freaky Friday Pt 1
I have bewbs!

The other night - Thursday Evening

"Buuut, Deeaaann," Katherine whined. They had been in Monroe for a whole day researching. Why? Because Dean thought that there was something suspicious about the deaths in town, but to Katherine it just felt like something that had to deal with a gang.

What hit the news recently were two people literally beating each other to death, and ending in no one surviving. It happened four times in the last two weeks and Dean wanted to check it out. A few of the people that killed eachother were even male and female beating each other up, and not just female on female or male on male. Though Katherine still insisted it just had something to do with a gang. Dean knew otherwise, after all he was the more experienced hunter.

The reason that the girl was whining at this moment was because she wanted to spend a couple hours at the mall tomorrow. Most of her good clothes were ripped and bloodied thanks to the hunts they had been on, and she also wanted to get some... lady products.

"No, no, no, no," Dean shook his head, slipping his arms into his jacket. "No! We've gotta go to the Police Station tomorrow, and go to the morgue. That can take up a whole day."

Katherine groaned immaturely from the bathroom. They were on their way to go to a Chinese Restaurant up the road. Now why you ask are they GOING and not just ordering in and spending their time researching? Well, because this particular restaurant had a full female waitressing team, dressed in scantily, modernized, completely untraditional and slimming Chinese Han clothing and robes. Dean got to go somewhere he wanted, and she couldn't? So Katherine was determined to make his time there as miserable as possible.

"Hurry up!" She heard Dean shout before slamming the door and walking out. Katherine went over to a mirror, and purposely started to take her time with make up. Messed up, cleaned it off, and started again.

The horn went off outside, telling her Dean was starting to loose in patience. "This is why I don't hunt with girls," Dean announced to the Metalicar.

* * *

Dean didn't say anything with his mouth when Katherine walked into the car. His eyes said all he that he need to -- he was sitting on his last nerve.

It only took a couple of minutes to get to the place, and when they stepped in they were greeted by the host who was in a royal purple robe. Instead of it reached down to her ankles, it barely reached under her behind, and her shoes were not traditional at all. Or oriental. It was sandal heels with the straps reaching up to her knee. Kat rolled her eyes as they followed her through the place; Dean's eyes were not on the interior of the restaurant, but the exterior of their hostess.

As they passed by tables, Katherine made note that most of the clientele was men, mostly in business suites. All of which were womanizers. This place was almost as worse as the brothel.

"Look, look," Dean grabbed Kat's arm and silently pointed to a woman in a gold robe, "I know her! She's from Busty Asian Beauties dot com!"

"Oh Lord," The 24 year old put a hand to her face.

They were seated in a booth near the back, and naturally their hostess gave Dean more attention than his female companion. After she left Dean looked over at Katherine from the menu, "Isn't this place awesome?" She just stared at him through indifferent eyes, and then eyed the menu. At least they had traditional Chinese food here.

Within five minutes the waitress came over. Unlike the others, she actually looked very classy. Her robe reached to her calves; it was a deep red colour and designs were sewed into the silk in golden thread. Her hair was tied up in a lone small bun with chopsticks holding it in place.

"Hello, I'll be your waitress tonight. My name is Yuan Shen, spelt Y-U-A-N," Her smile was inviting and very genuine. Immediately Katherine was grateful that they didn't get stuck with those leggy waitresses that would probably be all over Dean by now. She had an American accent surprisingly. Most Oriental restaurants she had been in to most of the employers had accents, so she guessed this woman must have been second generation."What can I get for you guys?"

Dean looked over at Kat to see if she was going to order, but she gave him another look telling him she wasn't ready. The Winchester puckered his lips as he looked back at the menu, "I'll~ have the~ ... Hm. Sweet and sour pork, and chicken fried rice, and uh, coke, please." Yuan nodded and then turned to Katherine.

"I'll have the Chow Mein, and some beef Wonton's on the side please. And I'll just have a water," She handed the waitress the menu and so did Dean.

"See," Dean folded his hands on the table after watching Yuan leave, "The food is legit."

"I don't think that people come here for the food," Katherine informed, and then leaned against the seat to look elsewhere. She heard Dean sigh but, didn't look back at him.

"What's your problem? You know, ever since we left Maine you've been incredibly bitchy," Dean pointed out, causing her to look back at him.

"Don't worry about it."

"The more you say that the more I'm going to--"

"There. Did you not say the other day that you spend too much time worrying about Sammy than actually doing the job?"

Dean's jaw clenched, and now his look got harder than before, "Don't turn this around, Kat. I'm talking about you."

"And I keep on telling you to let it go, but you've been bothering me about it every damn day. It's none of your goddamn business."

"It is my business, because I have to deal with you until James gets back!"

Their fighting didn't die down, Yuan noticed. she sighed, leaning her back against the bar in the back. "There's too much negative energy between them," She said seemingly to no one. Another woman appeared from under the counter, her hair down unlike the rest of the women working there. She gave a small smile, something Yuan didn't miss despite having her back to her. "Lan, don't you dare start anything!"

The woman now titled Lan rolled her brown eyes, "You are far too prudent, sister." She disappeared into the kitchen. Yuan looked back at Dean and Katherine thinking, "Ooooh Dear."

Lan went to the back and began to prepare their meals with the resident chief. When it was done she set it aside and began to chant something in Ancient Chinese with her hands above the food. She smiled to herself and picked them up in a tray and went over to the table herself and place it in front of them. "Enjoy."

* * *

The hunters left the establishment in silence. That was until they sat in the Impala; almost in unison did their stomachs began to groan, "Argh," They both said.

"Oh God," Katherine lurched a bit, "I think I gotta take a shit. MOVE!" Dean was on the same page, and he booked the car back to the motel. When they got there, both made to the door and fought to open it. Once they managed that Dean and Katherine then raced to the bathroom. And being the more athletic one, Dean got to it first.

"Oh, c'mon!! What happened to ladies first?!" She hopped around with her knees pressed together.

"Screw ladies first!!"

After all was...over and done with, the two were laying in bed. The motel had a shortage of two-bed rooms, so the two had to share a queen sized one. Which resulted in more fighting -- mostly over blankets and leg space -- and bickering. But at this moment they were so exhausted after emptying out their bowels that they just laid there, staring at the ceiling. Eventually, they both fell asleep.

* * *

Ew, I feel like shit, Katherine sighed rolling off the bed with her eyes half closed. I am not going to look at wontons the same way again. She walked into the bathroom, closed the door with her foot and went over the toilet. With a yawn and her eyes closed she pulled down her shorts and sat on the toilet. As she peed, she opened her eyes and looked down at her legs. Her very hair...and muscular...and big...legs.

Dean shot up from the bed and grabbed the gun he kept under the bed. He heard a man scream from the bathroom, and when he didn't see Katherine in the bed his heart sped up. When he got there with his gun raised and saw what he saw. Well. He let out a ear piercing....girlie scream.

They both screamed. Then looked at the mirror, and screamed again. In the midst of screaming and freaking out, there was a loud bang on the front door. This caused them to stop screaming. Both looked at each other, eyes wide as saucers and breathing heavily.

"Dean?" Katherine asked fearfully.

"Kat?" Dean asked just as frightened. "Wha...what the hell?!"

"I don't know!!"

"Why am I looking at myself?!"

"Why do I have a penis!!"

They were interrupted when there was another bang on the door and then it was followed with a, "Is everything alright in here?" Both the hunters poked their head outside the bathroom door.

"Go answer it," Kat said.

"You go answer it," Dean shot back. "You're the one that decided to sleep in booty shorts, and right now I do not want to be eyed at."

Katherine pulled a face with...Dean's face? And walked out of the bathroom slowly, only glancing back at Dean -- or rather at herself? -- uncertainly and then back at the door.

"Yeah?" Katherine asked as she poked her head through the door, not entirely opening it all the way.

"We heard screaming," said the motel manager. "Is everything alright, sir?"

"Yup!" Katherine smiled nervously, "It's all peaches and cream here. Just a... big ol'...hairy spider!"

The guy blinked, "A spider? That's all?"

"Yeah. I killed it. Me. 'Cause... That's what guys do."

"Right..." He gave her an odd look, "Well, keep it down. People are still sleeping."

"Right-o. Bye!" She slammed the door closed and pressed her back against it.

She looked down at her small sized body that was being possessed by Dean. He had his arms out stretched in a what-the-hell matter, "''Cause that's what guys do?'" He quoted.

"Well isn't it?" Katherine shrugged her now large shoulders. "Kill spiders."

"Oh God," Dean sighed, putting both of his now small hands on his face.

Eventually they both found themselves looking at each other in the bathroom mirror.

"I have boobs," Dean stated bluntly.

"I have balls," Katherine shared as well. "What now?" Katherine saw in the reflection Dean looking down at her chest and then slowly raise his hands up to it... "Dean!" She shouted.

"WHAT!" He looked at her, "I didn't do anything!"

"Don't touch my boobs!"

"What are you gonna do?" Dean tilted his head to the side, "Kick me in the nuts?" Katherine narrowed her eyes down to him. In a mocking way, Dean lifted up his hands and cupped her breasts.

Katherine shrieked, which sounded like a gorilla grunt coming from Dean's body, and grabbed his hands. That was when the wrestling started, and since Katherine wasn't used to this body she over powered Dean quite easily.

"You know," Dean said from underneath her, and his body, "I call and report this as abuse."

"If you do, I swear I will have you wear a Nickleback shirt," Katherine threatened. She got the response she wanted.

"You wouldn't... "

"Try me..."

There was some silence before Dean gave in, "Fine. Truce?" Katherine hesitated before getting off, "Truce." She helped him up on his feet and now both of them looked at each other.

"So how did this happen?" Katherine asked, sizing up her female body thinking...Wow, I'm freakin' short!

"Damn if I know," Dean shrugged, looking at his male body. Wow... I'm pretty fuckin' hot! He smiled at this thought, which made Katherine raise an eyebrow.

"What's so funny?"

Suddenly Dean's face went serious, and he met her eyes, "I think I'm developing girlie thoughts." He shuddered, and began to massage his temples before walking away and muttering that sounded like, "I want my testosterone back..."

A/N: YAY! I'm super excited for writing this arc! If you haven't guessed, this idea came from the movie Freaky Friday, hense the title. After this arc, we will get back to the normal episodes....The next one is The End, I believe. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this update, and it was at least amusing if not hilarious. Thanks for the support, you guys rock. And remember, before I publish a chapter, I post a sneak peak on my Twitter, so check that out. Happy Readings xoxoxox Go Canada Go!

CAST:

Yuan Shen played by Zhang Jingchu
Lan Shen played by Li Xiaolu