EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
TAUROS!
VERSUS!
MILTANK!
BEGIN!
Miltank: You're gonna lose this battle, yes you will.
I'll use Milk Drink then Body Slam for the kill.
You're always male, you can only reproduce with Ditto.
Pff. Weak barnyard chump. I'd compare you to Skiddo.
You don't Intimidate me. You're just ticked off.
Step to me and get your tail ripped. off.
I'll Stomp you to death, then have a bull burger.
I'm such a boss that I'm a cannibal/murderer.
Tauros: You can't win. You disgust me.
No way you could win, you appear to have gotten rusty.
You have Milk Drink? I don't give a dime.
That puts disgusting images in my mind.
You've got a ball on your tail, what the heck?
I'll use Wild Charge to break your neck.
I be ripping off your udders and eating 'em for breakfast.
You've got no niche in our game, but I totally wrecked it.
Stomp you in the face with the effect of a Rage.
This cow just got kicked off the PokeDex page.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
I apologize for the lack of a battle last week. My computer hasn't been saving my documents so I wasn't able to make one. That's why this battle was so short (I had a day to make it).
Anyway, now for an announcement. I'm not sure If I'll still be doing these battles, because I've gotten a YouTube channel and a couple battles are in production for that. But I'll need help with the YouTube battles. If you can help, please PM me on FanFiction.
I'll try to finish up Season 2 before I quit this story.