Me: wazzup peoples?
Nick: Nothing and I thought you were sick
Me: I am, but my body doesn't need to be healthy for me to write! So, to do the disclaimers, nilla! Who wrote her own truth or dare! It's pretty epic.
Nilla: fangirlgonesupernova owns nothing.
Me: *starts eating queso chips* roll film!
Chapter twenty-six
Give me candy?
Torch: HEY PEOPLE WAZZUP? *sneezes five times*
Nick: if you're sick you shouldn't be here
Torch: SHUT THE HECK UP NICK! Anyways, so we have several reviews, the first review is from tsuki!
That was hilarious, kolkolkol, and now for dares Masabaka: Drop a cinderblock on Russia's foot, see what happens Truths Russia: Did you know that we are pretty alike? I also have a stalker who wants to marry me, only for power ^^ All I gots for now this is a pretty good story so far please continue
Torch: one second tsuki! *poofs in Russia*
Russia: *his clothes are torn*
tsuki: what happened?
Russia: Belarus.
Torch: why did she attack you?
Russia: typical stuff. Can anyone tell me why china turned into a girl? *torch stands in front of her computer* you know Da?
Torch: want to read it?
Russia: sure! *reads the fan fiction on her screen* so this will happen Da?
Torch: yeah, if it works like planned.
Russia: I like it!
Torch: Yay! Ok, so the first dare is in place, sorry Russia!
Masaya: *drops block onto Russia's foot*
Russia: *swings around and takes Masabaka's head off with his pipe*
Torch: are you ok?
Russia: I'm fine! I moved my foot!
Tsuki: smart. Russia: Did you know that we are pretty alike? I also have a stalker who wants to marry me, only for power ^^
Russia: interesting, you will become one with Russia Da?
Tsuki: yay!
Torch: next review is from moon!
Dominic: Uh where is Moon? Misty: She was up all night watching Hetalia videos and Smosh. I lost track of her once I fell asleep. Dminic: Good move Misty. Misty: -shrugs- Moon: HELLO PEOPLE OF HETALIA! Misty: Oh there you are. Dont you mean earth? Moon: Nope! -hums hetalia ending song- Dominic: -smirks- Moon: Now for the truths and Dares. Truths- Tart: Do enjoy fluff now? Deep Blue: Why so serious? Kish: Pervert much? Dares- Nick: Misty is P***ing me off. You take care of her. Zakuro: Tell Nick he is emo! Torch: Ok so if I -whispers secret to torch-. Will it work? Masaya: SHUT UP! (smosh rocks!) Hostesses that like Smosh: Watch Smosh videos with me? Moon: Ok all done! Dominic: It's long your gonna annoy them. Moon: ... You are the nice one Dominic. Dominic: Ya I know. I like you an all but that's over the limit. Moon: Uh no not really. Bye bye everyone. I am off to watch more Smosh and Hetalia!
Torch; lets start with the truths!
Moon: ok! Tart: Do enjoy fluff now? Deep Blue: Why so serious? Kish: Pervert much?
Tart: I still don't know what it is.
Torch: sshh! Don't tell!
Deep blue: didn't you hear my previous back story?
Kish: I AM NOT A PERVERT!
Torch: I'd like to present evidence he is, but he hasn't been designated.
Banira: HE IS!
Torch: agreed. Let's do the dares now. He'll never admit it.
Moon: ok! Nick, misty is bothering me, take care of her!
Nick: I don't know what to do but ok. *leaves*
Torch: he's going to die. I'll revive him later. Now, Zakuro, tell nick he's emo.
Nick: *staggers back into the house covered in blood* she stabbed me.
Zakuro: your emo.
Nick: HEY! I AM NOT!
Moon: ok so if I *whispers to torch* it will work?
Torch: yeah, but don't confuse that with that.
Moon: ah! I understand.
Torch: Masaya, SHUT UP!
Moon: who wants to watch smosh videos?
Hostesses: ME! *they leave*
Torch: wait! We have to finish first!
Others: aw!
Torch: then we watch smosh!
Others: YEAH!
Torch: the next review is from kitsuneroyale,
This is indeed a disturbing chapter. Dares Torch - Go ahead, throw bacon at me, if you're still angry about that. Nilla - Talk to Zing. See if you can be friends with her. Pudding and Tart - *a giant crate of candy drops to the ground* See that crate? It has candy inside. I want you two to share it. Evenly. Mint - (To quote a song) Fly like a bird! Deep Blue - Jump for Mint's love! You can't avoid this dare! Nick - Apologise about everything you said to Amy. Truths Nilla - How did you become a ninja and what happens when you get bored? All Mews - Why were you named after fruits? That's all for now. Sayounara, Minna (Goodbye, everyone)!
Torch: nah, I never was angry. Nilla, talk to zing, see if you can be friends with her.
Nilla: ok. Where, *zing drops down from the rafter* hey! What's up?
Zing: not much…
Kitsune: pudding and tart! *a giant crate of candy drops down* see that crate? Share it evenly!
Tart: huh? *opens the crate*
Five hours later
Nick: I will never go outside again.
Torch: *laughs* I love this!
Zing: I think we have to move again… the house is in ruins.
Torch: I blame Kitsune, she gave them candy. CURSE YOU KITSUNE!
Kitsune: really?
Torch: no not really. PAI! ZAKURO! ARE THEY TIED TO THE POLE YET?
Pai: yes! It took an hour but yes!
Zakuro: I think I have a black eye. Who knew pudding kicks people?
Pai; apparently torch, that's why she sent us in.
Torch: *pokes her head over the couch barrier* you guys ok?
Pai: yeah. Where did you get the pole?
Torch: it was in my closet. And my poor house! *starts pouting, but looks relieved to see that pudding and Taruto are unconscious and tied to the pole* good. When they wake up, assuming they aren't in a sugar induced coma, they'll still be tied to the pole. So where should we go?
Dutch: we could go to my house.
Torch: do you want it to be destroyed?
Dutch: oh yeah.
Torch: while my house is being fixed, by the way, Kitsune, you and Blue knight are carrying the pole.
Kitsune and blue knight; Aw…
Torch: oh! How about the dimension that Pai Kish and Taruto lived in when they were invading?
Pai: we haven't been there in a while, should be clean still…
Kish: I had a party there last week.
Pai; *sighs* go back and clean.
Kish: but torch used her keyboard to fix it.
Pai: you were there?
Torch; duh! Now let's go! *they disappear and reappear in the room where Masha was nearly thrown into a fireplace* yay! Someone else's house will be destroyed!
Pai: wait what?
Torch: put the pole here. *points* ok, mint fly like a bird
Mint: *flies*
Kitsune: you're no fun. Deep blue, jump for mint's love!
Deep blue: I do not understand this dare…
Mint: neither do I
Torch: man. Too bad, nick, apologize for everything you said to Amy.
Nick: sorry.
Amy: k
Kitsune: Nilla - How did you become a ninja and what happens when you get bored? All Mews - Why were you named after fruits?
Nilla; (A/n; took this from her story) well my heart was broken then I tried to get my mind off of the guy who broke my heart so I decided to start training to be a ninja, then when my master died I continued on my own. And bad things happen when I'm bored.
Ichigo: I don't know.
Zakuro: my mom liked pomegranates
Pudding: pudding's hair is pudding colored Na no Da!
Mint: my mom was biting on mints to help with the pain while in labor. She ate thirty two mints that day, or so I'm told.
Lettuce: my mom's vegetarian, or at least, she was until she ate meat after three years of no meat.
Torch: wow. Mint, just wow, next review is from nilla!
OMG THAT WAS SO AWESOME! Hehehe I'm so evil I scare myself. DARE TIME! ENTIRE CAST (hostesses too!): (this song is epic, it always makes everyone who sings it crazy. Me and my friends sing it all the time) OK, you must sing the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup song. It goes like this! One person: REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP! Everyone: *repeats* One person: WE SONG THIS SONG TO PUMP US UP! Everyone: *repeats* One person: BAM BAM CHOO CHOO TRAIN! Everyone: COME ON (insert name) DO YOUR THING! That person: But I can't! Everyone: WHY NOT! that person: I just can't! Everyone: WHY NOT! That person: Cause my back's too sore and the suns to bright and my bootie only shakes from the left to the right! Everyone: From the left to the right! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! And then you repeat until everyone has done it. IT'S SO FRIGGIN FUN! Aoyama: I have no prejudice against gays, I have family who is gay, but you are a tree-hugging freak! DIE! I'M BLANK ON DARES BUT I GOT PLENTY OF TRUTHS! PLEEEENTYYYY! Zakuro: I'm curious. How exactly did you become a model? Kisshu and Ichigo: *elbows* Well, thought of any names yet? Kisshu: When Deep Blue killed you, what the heck was running through your head? Pudding: If you and Taruto were stranded on an island for all eternity, what would you do? Taruto: See above. Shirogane: What is your favorite song? Deep Blue: If you could do one thing for the rest of your life, other than control the Earth, what would it be? Pai: So, you are the oldest, any clue why your mom named you and your brothers after dessert? Mew Mew girls: Has it ever been awkward that you are named after food? Other than when you are eating that food. Keiichiro: Quaters. RANDOMNESS FTW! NOW EVERYONE GETS CANDY! Unless you didn't do your dare or answer your truth, then you get coal, and coal isn't yummy. Oh did I mention I play guitar? *strums and strings break* OK, learning to play guitar.
Torch: okay, who wants to be the first person? *cricket noises*
Dutch: aw heck, I'll do it!
Torch: then let's begin!
Dutch: REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP! Everyone: *repeats* Dutch: WE SONG THIS SONG TO PUMP US UP! Everyone: *repeats* Dutch: BAM BAM CHOO CHOO TRAIN! Everyone: COME ON (insert name) DO YOUR THING! Dutch: But I can't! Everyone: WHY NOT! Dutch: I just can't! Everyone: WHY NOT! Dutch: Cause my back's too sore and the suns to bright and my bootie only shakes from the left to the right! Everyone: From the left to the right! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!
Half an hour later
Torch: ok! Were done!
Nilla: ok, Aoyama, I have no prejudice against gays, just against tree hugging freaks. DIE! *kills*
Torch: nice.
Nilla; truth time! Zakuro: I'm curious. How exactly did you become a model? Kisshu and Ichigo: *elbows* Well, thought of any names yet? Kisshu: When Deep Blue killed you, what the heck was running through your head? Pudding: If you and Taruto were stranded on an island for all eternity, what would you do? Taruto: See above. Shirogane: What is your favorite song? Deep Blue: If you could do one thing for the rest of your life, other than control the Earth, what would it be? Pai: So, you are the oldest, any clue why your mom named you and your brothers after dessert? Mew Mew girls: Has it ever been awkward that you are named after food? Other than when you are eating that food. Keiichiro: Quaters. RANDOMNESS FTW
Zakuro: my mom was a model, my sisters were singers and one of them was a genius. Me being a model was natural
Ichigo: Tanya.
Kish: or joel! And I was thinking this; at least I stopped him from killing Ichigo, that's all that matters.
Ichigo: aw! *huggles*
Pudding: *thinks* me and Taru-taru would build a shelter, and then get food.
Torch: but what else?
Pudding: uh…
Torch: we all know what would happen!
Pudding: *blushes*
Taruto: get food, build shelter, and find a way to contact the others.
Shirogane: you'll be in my heart.
Deep blue: be a pirate.
Torch: sweet dream. I want to be a pirate too.
Pai; she named us after fruit because she thought that it would be cute… and kish's mom was mine and taruto's mom's best friend.
Kish; yup! *throws his arms around his step brothers* we were like, destined to be best friends!
Zakuro: nope.
Pudding: someone yelled out; I have pudding! At school and I turned around and asked "what?"
Ichigo: Nah.
Mint: whenever someone offers mints, I'm like; what?
Lettuce: no, although once ryou said he-
Ryou: DON'T YOU DARE!
Lettuce: he went vegetarian and bit my braid. I taste like salad apparently.
Ryou: *bites braid*
Torch: *laughs*
Kitsune: yay! The next review is from Dutch!
YAY, A FELLOW NINJA! :3 Dares: Deep Blue: drink this *gives a truth serum that lasts all chapter* Nilla: what kind of Ninja are you? I'm like those awesome Naruto ninjas...I'm a kunoichi missing nin from the leaf, ANBU level skills! (Yup, pretty damn awesome :3) Truths: Deep blue: are you in love with mint? (Gotta love truth serums XD) Sorry for the boringness, but I'm sick and tired, and my head hurts so I can't think of anything funny that isn't Naruto related...my next review will be better, BELEVE IT! *evades rotten tomatoes* AAH, I MEAN DATTEBAYO! *hides* bye...
Deep blue: sure. *drinks* so what's this for?
Dutch: you'll figure it out eventually *evil smile* what kind of ninja are you nilla?
Nilla: the awesome kind
Dutch: Deep blue: are you in love with mint? (Gotta love truth serums XD)
Deep blue: *passed out on the couch*
Torch: you gave him beer…
Dutch: aw man!
Torch: next review is from layleanchantix
im sorry for throwing bacon at you torch! please forgive me! T^T. i vote for ichigoxkish, i guess. anyhoo, i'm gonna start a new segment i like to call...PRANK TIME! in my reveiws. who's in? XD PRANK: Ichigo: did you know that the aliens show their love by stabbing their girlfriends with swords? if they die, they weren't worthy to belong to them. if they break up with them before they get stabbed, than they may or may not be safe o.O (to hostesses: please note that i won't allow ichigo to break up with kish. i just want a video to record and laugh at XD) Dares: Ichigo: YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH KISH! Kish: did you notice that ichigo is acting weird? o.O Deep Blue: Yay! I annoyed you! i like annoying people! Masaya:...wow...i would feel sorry for you if i didnt hate you so much. Torch: lock kish and ichigo up in a room thats big enough to run in. Truths: Everyone: did you know im actually half fairy half human? o_O if you would like proof i can transform. PRANK: Guess what Ichigo? YOU'VE BEEN PRANKED! so you dont have to worry about kish killing you o_O PEACE OUT!
Torch: ooh! I like it!
Layla: hey Ichigo! *whispers in her ear;* did you know that the aliens show their love by stabbing their girlfriends with swords? if they die, they weren't worthy to belong to them. if they break up with them before they get stabbed, than they may or may not be safe o.O
Ichigo: *looks scared*
Torch: *smiles* Ichigo, you cannot break up with Kish.
Kish: why would she?
Torch: *awesome face*
Layla: Kish did you notice Ichigo is acting weird?
Kish: yeah, did something happen honey?
Ichigo: n-no…
Torch: deep blue, layla is happy that you were annoyed.
Layla: I am. I really am. *smiling* Masaya, I would feel sorry for you if I didn't hate you so much.
Masaya: thank you, I think…
Torch; wait a sec… how would you know? You were adopted, and only created by deep blue so he could use you as a pawn.
Masaya: deep blue told me.
Torch: well I guess that works, and I accept my dare! *snaps and kish and Ichigo are trapped in a circular room which is impossible to escape from* *the others appear in the void*
Ichigo: I was wondering when we'd come back here.
Pudding: this place is strange Na no Da!
Torch: oh yeah you haven't have you? *she still is a booming voice* *the room appears on-screen* they should have known I was going to show it, here it comes!
On-screen
Kish: that was weird, so watcha wanna do? *walks towards Ichigo*
Ichigo: STAY AWAY FROM ME! *starts running*
Kish: huh? Why are you running? *walks toward Ichigo*
Ichigo: *runs*
Kish: *teleports in front of Ichigo, grabs her hands, and pulls them above her head* now what is going on koneko?
Ichigo: layla said that cyniclons (I like this name, I don't care if it's the dub.) show their love by stabbing their girlfriends with swords!
Kish: *starts laughing* *sits down* w-what? That's stupid! I wouldn't do that!
Ichigo: it's not like I knew that!
Kish: *laughs again* your so silly koneko-Chan! *grabs her hand, pulls her down and kisses her on the lips*
Ichigo; *blushes then kisses back*
Back in the void:
Torch: aw! *nice aw* so cute! I love the fluff!
Zakuro: I can't believe she believed that!
Torch: *still a disembodied voice mind you* so if she said that to you, you wouldn't believe it?
Zakuro: of course not!
Torch: then lets watch alternate version .
Alternate version .
Pai: why did she trap us in an inescapable room? Oh well, what do want to do until she lets us out? *takes step towards Zakuro*
Zakuro: *looks freaked out*
Pai: why are you so freaked out?
Zakuro: because layla said that cyniclons express their love by stabbing their girlfriends.
Pai: *starts chuckling* that's a lie.
Zakuro: well I didn't know that!
Pai: no, *kisses* we express love like that.
End version .
Zakuro: so what if I would *mumbles something inaudible*
Pai: *snickers*
Zakuro: SHUT UP! *punches arm*
Torch: I think it's time to continue with the plot of this episode. *they all reappear in the living room* *kish and Ichigo plop down on the couch a minute later, holding hands*
Layla: you were pranked Ichigo, and now for the truths! Everyone: did you know im actually half fairy half human? o_O if you would like proof i can transform.
Torch: cool! Using phoenix and authoress powers I can transform into just about anything. You know what that means?
Layla: double transformation?
Torch: yep! * They trans form into fairies wearing the same dress, layla's is white and torch's is ice blue. They have on slippers and have wings*
Nick: *facepalm* ok, the next review is from me.
*sigh* why does it seem like every truth or dare that envolves me is one that tries to injure me physically or mentally. well nilla, i hate you and i will never do the reese peanut butter cup song or so help me, EVERYONE WILL F****** DIE except for a certain handful of people: moon, torch(cuz i cant) every mew and people that dont hate me
oh yeah, i forgot the dare Pudding: go to the godsmack concert at the fresno fair but what ever you do, dont go to the very front, we dont want you killed moon:here is the "by the way" album and giant headphones connected to an ipod on full blast. listen to this while locked in a closet with drumsticks and masaya tied to a chair(hehehe. they're covered in metal so they wont break easily. have fun and dont come out unless there is blood on those sticks) Truths nilla mew mew: do i have 2 lock you in the closet with masaya and moon? dont try and annoy me or you will share masaya's fate
Nick: now, *reaches into the weapon closet of doom*
Layla: nice closet.
Torch: thank you
Nick: *Starts shooting everyone, in the end only torch, moon, and nick are alive)
Torch: ok, now I have to kill you as to avenge their deaths. *slices him in half with the dimension sword* you are now being sent to Melanie's dimension.
Nick; AW S- *disappears*
Torch: he better have been saying skyscraper. Now, *revives the cast* pudding has to go to a godsmack concert. Sorry! *snaps* *curls into a ball on the floor and starts rocking back and forth* I am a terrible person.
Dutch: no, nick is.
Torch: oh yeah, now, moon, here's metal coated drumsticks, here's a closet, and here's a Masaya. * they disappear, a minute later blood starts trickling into the carpet* nilla… oh wow. *laughs* nilla! You have to come see this!
Nilla: what is it? *reads dare* *starts laughing* as if! He couldn't kill me if he had a machine gun!
Moon: but-
Nilla: I was acting. Now, NICK! I KNOW YOUR LISTENING! BRING IT ON!
Torch: there's a battle coming up, I can sense it. Lets continue on, shall we? *pudding reappears*
Pudding: why can't I just be left alone?
Torch: don't worry; nick is being tortured right now. i sent him to a place where no one can return from. Now, the next review is from zingfox.
Your a but Dares Nick and maseya: reenact FOOD BATLE 2011 Everyone(choose actors): reenact adsf movie 4 Truths Nilla: a ninja wizard what deminsion did you come from
Torch: I am afraid you have made a grammatical error, you used but, the appropriate word there would be butt.
Zing: shut up.
Torch: ok *nick and Masaya reenact food battle 2011, nick is Ian, and Masaya is Anthony* now, *they reenact asdf movie 4* (A/n; I am too lazy to look this up, search it up if you want to) Nilla: the kind that's dimensiony.
Torch: next review, the final one by the way, is from characard.
sadly im not good at drawing T.T but if i was i would do it dares lettuce no sayig sorry for a month k kish scare the crap out of ichigos dad by teleporting randomly 5 times deep blue dip and kiss mint infront of her house kish and icigo try to skate board pai ad zakuro when was the last time we hav seen a good mqke out session from u 2 aka MAKE OUT truths heeeeeeey can i touch the demon cat without dying that is all but could u rite a puddingXtart one i would like to see ur riting of thoose 2 bai bai minna
Torch: finally! Someone who acknowledged my challenge! Lettuce, no saying sorry for a month
Lettuce: but-
Torch: *glares*
Lettuce: ok.
Torch: good girl.
Chara-Chan: Kish, scare the crap out of ichigo's dad by teleporting in front of him five times.
Kish: got it! *teleports*
Torch; nilla, can you video tape it?
Nilla: sure! *leaves* ok, so next thing, deep blue, dip kiss mint in front of her house!
Mint: *blushes*
Deep blue: fine. *they leave*
Torch: *the tv split screens and two things show up, mint and deep blue (still humanized) walking to mint's house, and kish and Ichigo at her house*
Ichigo's house
Ichigo: mom, dad, you know that I'm a mew mew, this is my boyfriend, kish. Who I love.
Kish: hey! *teleports right in front of her dad* so I'm going to marry your daughter okay?
Ichigo's dad: WHAT? NO! *goes to punch Kish*
Kish: *teleports back to Ichigo* *frowns* but I really love her!
Ichigo's dad: (we'll just call him ID) NO! YOU'RE THE PUNK WHO GOT HER PREGNANT! *grabs kitchen knife and goes to kill Kish*
Ichigo: no!
Kish: *teleports next to ichigo's mom* I just love her and want to marry her, you'll let me marry her right?
Ichigo's mom; of course! You seem very nice!
Kish: yay!
Ichigo's mom: looks like I'll have a son-in-law and grandkids after all!
Ichigo's dad: not grandkids! *grabs ichigo's arm* we are going to get an abortion right now!
Ichigo: NO! *tries to pull away*
Kish: *teleports next to ichigo's dad and punches him* *grabs Ichigo and pulls her away from him* I WONT LET YOU!
Ichigo's dad: *goes to kill Kish*
Kish: *teleports with Ichigo behind Ichigo's mom* * teleports in front of ichigo's dad and knee's him in the gut* I will never, ever, let you hurt Ichigo. *turns to Ichigo* let's leave Ichigo.
Ichigo: okay. *they leave and that screen turns black*
Back in the living room
Torch: wow.
Dutch: he's a d-
Torch: you cant finish that word! As much as I agree with you!
Dutch: fine, let's watch mint's screen.
At mint's house
Mint: hey everyone!
The maids: hello mistress mint-sama
Mint; this is deep blue.
Old maid lady: who is this young man?
Mint: this is deep blue!
Deep blue: hey, I'm here because I have to do something. *grabs mints hands and dip-kisses her*
Mint: !
Everyone: *gasps*
Mint: *kisses back after a second*
Back in the living room
Torch: ok, that's done. *snaps and kish and Ichigo, who were being chased by ichigo's dad, and mint and deep blue, who were still kissing*
Ichigo: *breaks down and cries*
Kish: ah! S-stop crying please!
Ichigo: *keeps crying*
Torch: take her into another room and try to calm her down please.
Kish: *nods* c'mon Ichigo, *grabs her hand and teleports to another room*
Torch: you gonna finish that kiss soon deep blue?
Deep blue: *pulls away*
Mint: *blushing*
Torch: ok, lets see… ah! Oh, it's for kish and Ichigo… lets save that for now, when she gets back. *they teleport back, Ichigo is still sniffling* oh, you're back! The next dare is for you! Try to skateboard.
Ichigo: are you sure that's a good idea?
Torch: YEP!
Kish: c'mon, it'll be fun!
Ichigo: okay… *they try to skateboard and Ichigo falls onto her butt*
Kish: are you okay?
Ichigo; yeah
Torch: okay.
Chara-Chan: Pai and Zakuro, fan service time!
Pai: what?
Zakuro; let me guess, fluff is fan service?
Torch: yes.
Zakuro: fine. *grabs Pai's shirt and kisses him*
Torch: okay, while that goes on, let's do the truths!
Chara-Chan: heeeeeeey can i touch the demon cat without dying that is all but could u rite a puddingXtart one i would like to see Ur riting of those 2
Dutch: sure, try it.
Chara-Chan: yay! *pets the cat and gets her hand bitten* AAHHH!
Torch: Dutch!
Dutch: down kitty!
Kitty: *backs off*
Torch; and I'll get to work on that right as soon as I update! Well that's all for now, see you later!
Me: bye! See you later!